Whew. Mike gets the living shit beaten out of him on a pursuit for his boss. Gabby is back on her bullshit. Susan and Sophie double date walking mugshots. Andrew assures us he is sociopathic and Lynette saves a life she wishes she hadn't. We can't believe season one is almost over but things are buck wild!

This week the ladies navigate motherhood! Susan's mother clumsily comes to town, Gabby might have some baby daddy drama, and Lynette and Bree deal with the big spanking question! Honestly, not how we thought a Bree/Spanking storyline would go down, but we still have hope that we'll catch a glimpse of what her and Rex get up to. 

What is girl code? We learn from Susan what it's not. Andrew commits his most heinous act yet. Rex turns us on? Most importantly, Juanita returns...to be buried.

Backed up sewage... Lice... and a Little Black Book... all of these and more are featured in this week's episode of Desperate! The ladies face various scandals and try to keep things in control. And... Maisy Gibbons is back and more bitter than ever! Listen now to catch up on all the scandalous fun on Wisteria Lane!

Abstinence is not the answer! Mike somehow got hotter and Lynette is now our least favorite person, ever? This episode is an experience, so buckle up!

This week we get the full Valentine's Day experience on Wisteria Lane... which is to say that it was quite eventful! S&M, gun shot wounds, and the discovery of a past identity! Hear all about these and more. 

We got hot and bothered over someone unexpected this week. Like really hot, and really bothered. It was the lighting...or maybe it was his sweater? Young love budded, a proposal was made, men squared off and men were kicked out! Listen now to unearth all the drama. This episode was J-U-I-C-Y!

While not all the stories this week hit the mark, we had a lot of fun discussing them! Prepare yourself for birth control tampering, a misuse of ashes, and a VERY in depth tutorial on proper gun toting. You won't want to miss the shenanigans our ladies find themselves in this week!

Watch out for the numerous contradictions we present and debate related to Tom seeing Claire naked and Mike dropping the L-word. Edie sings! Susan sings! Karl points some finger guns! We have not and will not be moving on from the wackiness of Wisteria Lane in this episode.

This week our gals face some serious challenges: an affair, slave labor, harbored fugitives, and a nanny that is too good at her job. Okay... maybe not all of their struggles are serious, but there's still a lot to discuss.