This week on Wisteria Lane...its Valentine's Day and only Susan, Edie, Dr. Ron, and Karl celebrate. Bree is busy drinking and babysitting. Lynette and Tom head to work. Gabby and Carlos get a visit from Gabby's mother. Oh, and Zach finds out who his daddy is! Plenty of love to go around. Buckle up!

Note: We had technical issues for the first 10 minutes of this episode, but after that it's smooth sailing! 

This week... Bree visits Caleb and Betty finally comes clean. Susan needs surgery and desperately tries to get health insurance with Karl’s help. Gabby and Carlos have their second experience with slave labor. Lynette helps Tom with his new boss’s frat-like hazing. Mike’s old boss finds out about his grandson and gives Mike an ultimatum. 

A battle begins between Betty and Bree and while Danielle is NOT a model she is officially the dumbest daughter on earth. Susan considers surgery from her lover/doctor. Tom and Lynette are about to work together again? Meanwhile, Carlos and Gabby gave us the feels with some talks about having a baby, only after Gabby brawls with a nun though. Per usual, buckle up!

This week on Desperate Housewives...

Susan fakes an illness to flirt with a cute, young doctor. Lynette’s kids get chicken pox which leads to an unexpected stand off with Tom. Gabby’s past comes to haunt her. Bree gets arrested. 

Gabby kisses Tom. Lynette kisses Carlos. Andrew kisses Justin. Julie kisses Zach. Susan kisses Mike's ass. We chat about our confusion about where the season is heading and how everyone is sucking someones face. Buckle up!

This week on Desperate Housewives...

Zach returns from Utah. Betty and Matthew hatch a plan to bring Caleb home. Lynette saves a marriage in an attempt to bring daycare to her work. Gabby takes her feud with Sister Mary to the next level. Susan attempts to connect with her birth father and receives a message from his wife. Bree brings Andrew home from camp and makes a shocking confession. 

We thought Dr. Goldfine was a goner, but found out he is not the first death of season 2. Meanwhile, Carlos found God, Susan found her father, and Lynette found a way to get back at Nina once and for all!

After falling down the stairs last episode, Gabby suffers a miscarriage and gets a lesson on grief from an unlikely source.

Susan discovers her father isn’t who she thought he was. 

Lynette worries her kids are vulnerable to strangers and devises a scheme to prove it to Tom.

Bree sees a new side to George when his possessiveness gets the best of him.

Caleb is found and arrested following his escape.

ANOTHER MURDER OCCURS. Lynette and Tom find a unique couple to watch their kids. Susan rebounds from Mike with who other than Karl. Gabby tries to hide her pregnancy from her old model girlfriends. The Applewhites continue to try to hide their secret, but Matt ends up with a date with Danielle? Bree falls further into George's web of lies and he straight up kills her therapist.

This week on Desperate... Bree and George take their relationship to the next level after some major red flags pop up, Gabby and David have a near death experience, Nina mercilessly bullies Lynette, and Susan's lies finally catch up to her.