During our between season hiatus we decided to finally dive deep into John Rowland's other life as John Tucker (from the iconic John Tucker Must Die)! This iconic film has it all: whale tails, Ashanti, MILFs, and some truly bizarre PE fashion choices. Don't miss all the fun as we get real nostalgic about this piece of classic cinema from 2006. BUCKLE UP!

The ending wasn't what we expected, but we did go out with a literal bang. There was a ton of set up for season 3, death, ruthlessness, and too much disappointment. 

There is a non-existent timeline on this show, but we are ignoring that. Apparently it's been one year since Mary Alice died, Rex died, Melanie Foster was murdered, and Martha Huber was murdered? Dang. Regardless, Susan tries to be independent, Lynette is done with her lying-son-of-a-bitch husband, Bree is not enjoying the psych ward, and Gabby is suspicious Carlos is fucking their pregnant servant/slave.

This week on Desperate Houswives...

Susan tries to get Edie to confess to burning down her house. Bree dedicates all her energy towards Danielle after giving up on Andrew. Lynette follows Tom to discover the truth. Gabby and Carlos butt heads over the treatment of their surrogate, Xiao Mei. Felicia’s ultimate plan for Paul is finally revealed. 

We never thought Andrew would reach this level. Never. Listen to hear all about how heinous Andrew's actions have become, how Susan for once didn't disappoint us, how we've lost all hope in Tom, and how Carlos is still Carlos.

Bree goes to desperate lengths to stay close to Peter. Karl leaves Edie and Susan tries to hide her true involvement. Lynette helps Ed add some romance back into his marriage. Gabby and Carlos finally meet the father of their baby.

Shame. Shame. Shame. We still hate Susan, but hate Karl more after he plays her harder than ever before. Bree finally accepts Andrew AND Justin. Gabby and Carlos surprise no one and turn out to be horrible parents while Lynette learns some parenting tips about giving the sex talk from Mrs. McClusky. Still, everyone here has something to be ashamed for.

After a small hiatus and many tech issues, we're back! Thank you to everyone for your patience! We're so happy to be back at it. 

This week on Desperate Housewives... Susan and Karl’s scheme is brought to light and both have to pay the price. Gabby and Carlos solve their baby daddy issue, for now. Bree gets a new sponsor and faces new developments in  Andrew’s emancipation case. Lynette is forced to figure out the truth when she get’s deposed as a witness for Andrew. 

Breaking and entering. Strippers. Statutory rape. Is this season 1? It's not, but the ladies are up to their normal hijinks. Lynette faces a problem with a breast feeding mom at the office. Gabby and Carlos find a hot mom to adopt from. Bree gets too drunk in what appears to be a Nordstrom. Susan is in a love square? Oh, and Matt Applewhite is 19. Crazy times!

This week on Desperate... Bree faces legal action from a surprising source. Susan finally goes under the knife. Tom struggles being Lynette’s subordinate. Gabby and Carlos run into an unexpected road block in their adoption process. Zach finally meets his grandfather.