In an episode where marijuana is smoked, piss is thrown, statutory rape is revealed, and an arrest is made, we're left with only one question: WTF is a charity fashion show?

Our death count tallies at 2 now! Listen to us recap scenes that brought us to tears, horrified us, and left us laughing uncontrollably—all in the span of one, single episode. Where's that Emmy? Buckle up and listen safely.

A first date. A break-up. Drinking and driving. A hit and run. 2 deaths? This episode is jam-packed. Join us as we explore the rules of competition on Wisteria Lane. Buckle up!

We guess that if the sex is bad in the suburbs, you just hire a sexual surrogate? Sheesh. This episode also features a home for troubled young boys, a Little Red Riding Hood rewrite, and a gambling addiction. The women really throw down.

Is breaking and entering the normal etiquette in suburbia? Our journey down Wisteria Lane gets wild as Jordan drops the C word about the cop Susan dates, we play more "f*ck, marry, kill" with the characters, and continue to learn about Zach, Paul and our overarching mysteries. Buckle up!

We introduce two new segments this episode! Desperate deeds and a classic f*ck, marry, kill. The girls go places they've never gone before as Bree chases her son Andrew down at a strip club and Carlos commits a hate crime by mistake. Susan is still fighting for Mike's affections against Edie, while dodging Mrs. Huber's blackmail attempt. Lynette thinks about medicating her boys while Paul learns about the mysterious note.

Welcome back Housewives! S1, E3—Pretty Little Picture, Part 1, is live now. Listen to learn about the desperate husbands and prepare for the dinner party of a lifetime covered in this episode. A line we will think about every day for the rest of our lives is uttered. Buckle up!

The gals prepare for a dinner party at Bree's house and we are introduced to the desperate husbands our ladies settled for. In Part 1 we see what the women are most afraid of and what they do when faced with their fears.

If you're just joining us, you can buckle up and listen to our two-part Desperate Housewives pilot recap. If not, then welcome back! The ladies of Wisteria Lane contemplate how well you really know anyone after finding a mysterious note in Mary Alice Young's belongings. They then proceed to prove that you never know anyone at all, even your closest neighbors.

If you're joining us for the first time, make sure to listen to"Episode 1--Pilot, Part 1." If not, welcome back!

After the wake, we see what these women really get up to. We wouldn’t say they’re desperate, but we don’t think they’re friends.