High school sophomore Noah Baumbach (Jared McBain) tells Keith and Damon all about a day in the life at his interesting school. When he's not busy learning that bugs are made of cells, he's trying to make it onto the varsity baseball team and achieve the coveted double. Noah seeks a bro-trip with his BFF Romeo in order to bring the two closer after Romeo abandoned him by choosing archery over art class. Now taking bets on whether Keith and Damon successfully help him by planning a perfect vacation!

Heir to the Kohl's management throne Brittany "Hank" Hanatooni (Katie Falcongrove) just had her heart broken by Steven Penney of the JC Penney fortune, and her stepcousin Gary is scheming to usurp her. Her life is like a freaking Shakespeare play or something! Will Keith and Damon help her find herself by getting away, in terms of travel? Probably!

Keith and Damon welcome sandwich innovator and Delaware native Rick Carpet-Drapes (Connor Schuck) to Berd Product Travel Agency. Rick lives in a state that's too small to fit entire words on signs and has a stepson with Oedipal intentions. Can our heroes (Keith and Damon) help this dumbass/artistic genius get away and go on the vacation of his dreams? Again, you simply must listen to the episode to find out.

Welcome to the first episode of Destination: Passport! Your hosts, reputable travel agents Keith Berd and Damon Product of Berd Product Travel Agency, are here to help you learn all about travel. After sharing a bit about themselves and how they fell in love with traveling, our intrepid hosts welcome Gleesa Macaroni (Rach Angard), a new bride and even newer widow. Will Keith and Damon find the perfect place for Gleesa to get over her loss and get away from her Simpsons-porn-addicted son? There's only one way to find out: by listening to the show!