Keith and Damon hop on a Zoom call with Marcus MacArthurson VII (Cody Sanders), a bisexual gator farmer in an open marriage. His farm provides gator leather for all the hottest and most historic fashion brands, which means he's got plenty of cash to spend on the vacation of his dreams. Can Berd Product Travel Agency create a trip that strikes the right balance between fun, sexual freedom, and establishing a viable succession plan for his gator business?

This week's client is pizza restauranteur Cole Oysters (Waleed Mansour), who needs to get out of town fast. Unrelatedly, Cole's childhood rival was murdered in cold blood at the laser tag arena they used to frequent. He dishes with Keith and Damon on how he would have committed the murder if he had done it, explains the theme of his pizza restaurant, and gives us the inside scoop on how he lost his eye. Sounds like it's finally time for Mr. Oysters to have the time of his life!

Keith and Damon's client this week is a farmer named Cletus Rodgers (Pierce Fair). He recently discovered the internet and also that his wife was cheating on him via the internet. Now he's a divorced farmer who's just trying to use his new smart phone, find a new woman, and work up the courage to venture beyond the farm and the farmers market. Can Berd Product Travel Agency get this poor fella out of his comfort zone and into The Travel Zone? Probably!!

This week, Keith and Damon meet Kayla McMallistarn (Madeline Evans), a 12-year-old who is tall for her age and definitely not a ghost. She wants to plan a big vacation/party for her upcoming 13th birthday, which is going to happen, due to her being alive and not a ghost. Will this non-ghostly middle schooler end up having the time of her life, which is absolutely still happening? Or will there be a series of shocking twists and revelations unlike anything Berd Product Travel Agency has ever seen? You'll have to listen to find out!

This week's client is Carly Kelly (Rachel Baldwin), a duck boat driver and tour guide from the Wisconsin Dells. She wants to get away from vacationland and go on her own vacation in the real world. Keith and Damon ask her about important stuff like miniature golf, the Root Beer Museum, and her estranged family in order to come up with the perfect travel package. So give it a listen, why dontcha??

Keith and Damon are joined by pro wrestling referee Dan Marino (Josh Nicols) and life of the party Marty Partinski (Nick Armstrong), two platonic roommates looking for a fun getaway. They aren't allowed to drive any type of car and are directly responsible for multiple premature retirements by legendary athletes. Time to give them the time of their lives!

Retired pizza contest winner Pamela Ass (Steph Cook) doesn't just want to get away, she wants to change her entire reality. Her famous British cartoonist husband recently left her and Pizza Hut doesn't even have a buffet anymore. It's up to Keith and Damon to find a destination that lacks British people, pizzas, and cartoonists. Sounds impossible, right? WRONG! Nothing is impossible for Berd Product Travel Agency!!

This week, Keith and Damon meet Colin Opulance (Adal Rifai), a Wisconsin cranberry farmer who wants to get away AND win his wife back from Kevin Costner. He's got strange tattoos, stranger bathing habits, and a tendency to get beaten up by professional baseball players. But if anyone can help this guy rekindle a lost love while having the time of his life, it's gotta be Keith and Damon of Berd Product Travel Agency!

Keith and Damon welcome Colonel Brandon Taint (Kevin Turner), a retired military man who wants to get a New Year's Kiss before he has to un-retire again. He's got a pension, a huge mustache, and two jokes. Now he just needs to get away to a place where he can strut his stuff— without having too much fun, of course!

Professor Jimi Carter (AJ Campli) teaches Homeschooling at Ithaca University, but now he wants to be anywhere BUT home! He would like to go somewhere warm where he can get away from the politics of academia and the commodification of whiteboard art. It's up to Keith and Damon to mint the perfect vacation for Prof. Carter!