Destroy All Children

**THE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS OF GEORGE BRUNDLE DO NOT REFLECT MY OWN OR THIS PODCAST. HIS REMARKS ARE LEFT UNEDITED THIS TIME BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE RENDERED MOST OF THE EPISODE INCOMPREHENSIBLE. LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK**

I played Biomutant for about 30 minutes, and this week I'm here to tell you that you shouldn't even play that much of it! Other than that, once George is finished saying slurs, he talks about Persona 5 Strikers, Shin Megami Tensei 3: Nocturne HD, and then in Retro Corner, Beyond Oasis! I don't remember what that is, so I'm going to assume it's a documentary about those wacky Gallagher boys. No, not the one that smashes watermelons with a hammer, the other ones. NO, not the one with the eyebrows who was in Sex, Lies, and Videotape!!! Ugh, fuck this

Theme song by David Cassel

Outro music: "Almost Ready" by Dinosaur Jr, from the album "Beyond"... Get it? Like Beyond Oasis. Look, I couldn't think of anything non-offensive that would fit this episode. I wasn't about to use that one Black Eyed Peas song, that's for damn sure. Not even the Simlish version.

Yeah I'm reusing a joke from the previous episode, what the fuck are you gonna do about it? Go ahead and put me out of my misery, because I played the New Pokemon Snap, and I'm gonna tell you about it! George has been playing Persona 5 Strikers, and then he wanted to talk about this year's Electronic Three, a fake event that isn't really happening, as far as I'm concerned. We make predictions, some of which will be confirmed or busted the very day this episode goes up! Hooray!

In Retro Corner, George talks about the Valis series, at least the ones before it became a porno. I bet he probably played that one too and just won't admit it. 

Theme song by David Cassel

Outro music: "Dig, Lazarus, Dig!" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Heads up, this episode is all about full spoilers for Resident Evil: Village and The Sopranos Seasons 4 & 5. That's it, there's nothing else this week. No Retro Corner. If you don't give a crap about either of those things, sorrrrryyyyyyyyy, see you next week! 

Theme song by David Cassel

Outro music: "Social Disease" by Elton John, George's theme song

This week it's all about Returnal and Resident Evil: Village! Spoilers for up to House Beneviento are at the end of the episode, and we'll probably go full spoilers for everything next week. But in Retro Corner, George played a great game, Mischief Makers, for the N64! He also played The Lion King for the Sega Genesis, and that... I mean, there's nothing anyone can do about that. He's got a problem, and I really wish he'd seek professional help for it. 

Theme song by David Cassel

Outro music: "I Belong in a Factory" by Electric Six

It's another week where we're neck-deep in gabagool, because George just finished season 3 of The Sopranos! So you've got that to look forward to! After that we talk about Pokemon games, which is far less fun. Pokemon Blue, Pokemon Puzzle League, and Pokemon Snap, to be specific. Two of them are pretty good! Come for the gabagool, stay for Pervert Oak. 

Theme song by David Cassel

Outro music: "When Doves Cry" by Prince

This week, on a leaner, more focused show (hehehe, shyeah, right) the main topics of discussion are the new Mortal Kombat movie and the Star Fox Trilogy. You know, Star Fox, Star Fox 2, and Star Fox 64. There aren't any other Star Foxes. That's it, that's all 3 of them. 

Theme song by David Cassel

Outro music: "Hide Another Round" by Dinosaur Jr, the theme song to the Academy Award-winning film "Another Round", starring our favorite boy Mads Mikkelsen. 

NEWS! Things are HAPPENING! PS3 and Vita stores? NOT SHUTTING DOWN (yet)! We did it, by the way, this was entirely thanks to us. PSP store is still screwed, but hey, whaddya gonna do. There's also something about a Playstation Movie Pass, whatever that is, who cares, it don't matter. With neither of us playing anything new this week, we go back to that gabagool, as George has finished Season Deux of The Tony Soprano Show. He's almost into The Good Stuff! 

Finally, in Retro Corner, George played both Persona 2 games, Innocent Sin and Eternal Punishment. Talk about freakin Eternal Punishment, that's me having to produce this podcast every week. Jeezus. A freakin albatross around my neck, this thing is...

Theme song by David Cassel

Outro music: Nekomata Rumor Agency from Persona 2

This week, we discuss the dire fate of Yuji Naka's last stand, Balan Wonderworld. Then, we've continued to play Oddworld: Soulstorm and Outriders, to varying levels of success. The Gabagool Summer continues, and in Retro Corner, George played Talespin (for the Genesis) and Shinji Mikami's Goof Troop (SNES). 

Theme song by David Cassel

Topics this week include Godzilla Vs Kong, the obsolescence of movie theaters, more Evil Genius 2, Outriders (briefly), and of course, Oddworld: Soulstorm. In Retro Corner, George has completed a whole slew of Star War games, despite not even understanding how to play at least one of them. Quite an accomplishment. 

Theme song by David Cassel

Outro music: "Apeman" by The Kinks

This week, I've been playing Genesis Noir and Evil Genius 2, while George has been playing Persona 2: Innocent Sin, though that's a subject for another time. Because this week is all about things that I, Larry Davis, enjoy. First up, it's gonna be a GABAGOOL SUMMAH, as George has finally decided to start watching The Sopranos. Then, in Retro Corner, he played two games I enjoy a lot, one of which is in my All Time Top 3: Demon's Crest and Um Jammer Lammy. This was a nice gesture after last week's interminable Sonic horseshit. 

Theme song by David Cassel