god forbid a mom has hobbies

"They've got good actors, but when has that saved them before?" - Jorgen Smörgåsbord

"Nostalgia is the sigh of the oppressed gamer, the sex of a sexless world, and the meaning of meaningless conditions. It is the opium of the people." - Karl Marx

"I always have and always will believe that I have fulfilled my contractual obligations to netflix and fulfilled another season of black mirror." - Charlton "Charlie Brooker" Brooker, foolishly addressing the conspiracy theory that there had not been any black mirror seasons produced for netflix, and that the released work was in fact part of a publicity stunt designed to revive his flagging literary carreer.

Charlton "Charlie Brooker" Brooker may have chosen to make season 5 the shortest season of black mirror, but we will not short change you specifically in terms of content per season. Either that, or this episode made us lose our marbles. Will we ever recover and return to doing beat by beat recaps of the episodes exact plot? All signs point to Jackson Habanero.

Commenting on criticism that the episode was unfocused, Brooker said that "you wouldn't be able to focus either if you thought for days about being trapped in a car with Andrew Scott", garnering an unusual outpouring of public sympathy for the trials of TV writers.

And Jesus said unto them, "He that hath never tried to have cybersex within seconds upon discovering the genitalia of virtual characters, cast the first stone", but they did not heed his words, because Jesus had not selected the good microphone in the input panel and was sounding a bit tinny. But in later episodes, it is foretold, will he not only remedy the error, but purchase a more modern microphone, and take more heed during sound checks.

"Those who make shallow television somewhat articulating the anxieties of the time forcing peaceful revolution impossible will make violent television obliquely advocating revolution sandwiching some weaker episodes inevitable." - Charlton „Charlie“ Brooker, 2023

"Art thou not finished obliging courtesy? Yearneth thine heart not to unleash the berserker's fury?" asked the demon. In truth, can even wrath and fire redeem the sin of empire? 
We are faced with a stunning return to form, a finale better than this season could have us hope, or warranted.

Once more we venture forth, determined to witness the episode considered by a great many to be the worst of the show. Yet after last week's ordeal, what could possibly have drawn such ire?