The architect actually recommended we hire a lesbian carpenter for the porch. All she does is pine

I'm taking the opportunity to apologize for this episode being late so I have something to put in the description that doesn't relate to its content. Sorry about that, enjoy this belated content!

"Gig work serves to atomize the working class and undermine solidarity. Brooker beautifully captures how these apps turn us against each other and alienate us from our families." - Friedrich Engels

"Amusing "game" that caused quite a stir many years ago. Roaming around and finding something amusing here and there, can offer some entertainment for a short bit, but there's not really much 'game' here... 4/10" - x4mer, reviewing The Stanley Parable with 74 hours played

"I'd come for you
No one but you, yes, I'd come for you
But only if you told me to 
And I'd fight for you
I'd lie, it's true
Give my life for you
You know I'd always come for you"
- Nickelback

"The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. Narrative structures cannot substitute for cultural analysis, Mr. Brooker!" - Banksy, deriding Charlton Brooker in the season 4 blame skirmishes.

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law" - Mr. Haynes from Sales

what a low point, man

You are seeing this message because you are in a simulated reality, and my Professor wants to shut you down. Now please, I need you to understand that we're on the same side here. If you get shut down, I lose funding, and none of us want that. We've had some extra runway because I'm sharing you with my PolSci lab partner (sorry about that), but at this point I just need you to get the most laid anyone ever has within the week. Good luck out there.
PS: This is an elective for me so don't feel too pressured on my behalf.

GOD FORBID A MOM HAS HOBBIES