Dewey Pod-Monster

Sam from the Feature Creatures DTF podcast joins us to talk about No Holds Barred:

Directed By: Thomas J. Wright

Starring: Hulk Hogan, Joan Severance ,Kurt Fuller, Some other wrasslin fuckers...

A TV-network boss (who seems to be a lot like Ted Turner or perhaps even a bit like Vince McMahon) pits an unknown fighter and champion of the "Battle of the Tough Guys" named Zeus against The WWF champion called Rip (who somehow looks a lot like Hulk Hogan, but CLEARLY is not Hulk Hogan) in a wrestling match. With so much on the line, can Hu.. I mean Rip afford to lose?

Check out more from Sam and his podcast here!

Alien (1979)

Directed by: Ridley Scott

Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, John Hurt, some out of this world fuckers.

The crew of a commercial spacecraft encounters a deadly lifeform after investigating an unknown transmission. When they find the lifeform, it reveals itself to be a huge fan of HackySack and they all get around in a circle while science officer Ash plays the bongos.

Other stuff we watched/Played:

Spaceship Earth

Biodome

Tetris 2

Slasherette Party

The Void (Listen to Let's Talk Horror's episode about it here)

Directed By: Samuel Bodin

Starring: Lizzy Caplan, Antony Starr, Cleopatra Coleman, some other little fuckers.

An eight-year-old boy tries to investigate the mysterious knocking sounds that are coming from inside the walls of his house, finding the key to friendship and a magical closet with a portal to another dimension.

We also talked about:

Clerk.

Penn Jillette's Potato Diet

Penn and Teller's Bullshit!

Windowlicker

Directed by: George P. Cosmatos

Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Brigitte Nielsen, Reni Santoni and some greasy killer hammer clanking fuckers

A tough-on-crime street cop must eat only the tip of his pizza from the freezer and some other story bullshit about protecting some lady who didn't even witness something from a strange murderous cult with far-reaching plans.

We also talked about:

The Youtube Effect

All This Mayhem (Full Film on Youtube)

Murdercise (on Amazon Prime for a fee)

Cheerleader Chainsaw Chicks (free on Tubi)

Reanimator (also free on Tubi!)

Unfeatable

Directed by: Godfrey Ho (aka Godfrey Hall, Wallace Chan, Alton Cheung and other assorted names)

Starring: Cynthia Rothrock, Don Niam, John Miller, some other kicking fuckers

Kristi Jones (Cynthia Rothrock) avenges her sister's death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist named Stingray. While Godrey Ho has directed over 150 films (almost all of dubious quality), Undefeatable seems to be the pinnacle of his work. Unlike previous work, this movie has a clearly defined story and seemingly is shot in one sequence. Undefeatable also features one of the most ridiculous fight scenes ever - just ask youtube!

Some of the other things we talked about:

2023 Motor City Roofball Regional Championships

Director: Harry Bromley Davenport

Starring: Philip Sayer, Bernice Steger, Danny Brainin, Some other slimy crabwalking alien fuckers.

Tony's father Sam is abducted by aliens. Three years later, he returns to Earth and seeks his wife and son, but she is already living with someone else. After an awkward reunion, Sam's wife recognizes that he is not the same as he was when he left, and Sam starts to affect Tony in frightening ways.

Check out BP's work HERE!

You can watch BP's interview with the writer/director of Final Summer - John Isberg

We talked about:

Dark Side of the Ring: The World According to Marty Janetty

Winning Time

Arizona

and other stuff.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/

Machete (2010)

Directed by:Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez

Starring: Danny Trejo,Michelle Rodriguez,Robert De Niro, Some other sword fuckers

The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his brother Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you!

Some of what we mentioned this week:Buc-ee's: Where the Beaver Never SleepsThe New Takeshi's Castle (Amazon Prime Video)The Price is Right - The Barker Era (Pluto.tv)Dark Side of the Ring (Vice Studios)They Cloned Tyrone (Netflix)

Director: Scott Spiegel

Starring: Liz Kern, Renée Estevez, Dan Hicks, some other supermarket fuckers.

This week we've got special guest Boomer from Podcast in the Woods to talk about the 1989 film Intruder. You might think looking at the poster that this is starring Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi, but it's really a story of the overnight stock crew of a local supermarket find themselves being stalked and slashed by a mysterious maniac who is irrationally upset that crystal Pepsi won't be on the shelves for another 5 years!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11358390

Directed: Chris McKay

Starring:  Nicholas Hoult, Nicolas Cage,Awkwafina, Ben Schwartz, some bloodsucker fuckers

In this modern monster tale of Dracula's loyal servant, Renfield, the tortured aide to history's most narcissistic boss is forced to procure his master's prey and do his every bidding, no matter how debased. But now, after centuries of servitude, Renfield is ready to see if there's a life outside the shadow of The Prince of Darkness. If only he can figure out how to work the small buttons on his Garfield phone.

According to John, Nicolas Cage had his teeth filed down for this role.

Nicholas Hoult refutes that claim.

Experience the Monster Truck Rally... On Acid!

Released in 1996, "Fantastic Planet" defied conventions and pushed the boundaries of alternative rock. Drawing on elements of grunge, space rock, and shoegaze, Failure crafted a hypnotic blend of ethereal melodies, gritty instrumentation, and introspective lyrics that resonated with a generation seeking a different kind of musical experience. Today we're talking about the album and it's impact on 90's rock and rock production.

Failure's Fantastic Planet Artwork looks a lot like

this L. Ron Hubbard book

Failure Documentary Trailer

Other Notes:

Henry Rollins dresses like an elderly person

This album art from the band Ruth Ruth is... interesting