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Hell Spa

Directed By: Mike Bowler

Starring: Lisa Bawdon, Augie Blunt, Mike Bowler, some black hat wearing fucker.

Shot on Video (SOV), Hell Spa is our penultimate film in this month's exercise related horror extravaganza, and according to IMDB: At

There is a possible sequel to this movie (or possibly a remake) made in 2000 that we talk about during the podcast called "Club Dead". If you have any leads on how to watch, let us know.

Here's what Mr. Ex looks like in the movie (he's in the back, in black), and here's the Resident Evil 2 character. Coincidence?

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Murdercise

Directed By: Angelica De Alba ,Paul Ragsdale

Starring: Kansas Bowling ,Nina Lanee Kent ,Jessa Flux, some other leotard wearing fuckers

Rolling into our next movie in this resolutionathon, we're taking a look at a new movie in this same workout horror micro genre, the 2023 film Murdercise. According to our friend IMDB, Murdercise is summarized as: "Pheobe (Kansas Bowling) is cast in an aerobics video but she's unhappy with how everyone is acting. Isn't this a serious workout video? Then why is everyone acting so sexy on camera, like Candy (Jessica Flux), Nikki (Adriana Uchishiba), Monique (Victoria Dementieva) and Cassandra (Krystal Shay)? Oh Pheobe, don't you realize you're in a movie that started with a shower scene?"

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Death Spa

Directed By: Michael Fischa

Starring:William Bumiller, Brenda Bakke, Merritt Butrick, some other workin' out fuckers.

Week 2 of our workin out horror theme month for January is about the 1988 movie Death Spa. The plot of Death Spa is described as "Michael's health club is beseiged with a series of terrible murders involving killer saunas and other grisly devices. Michael's wife killed herself a while before and her brother holds Michael responsible. Michael needs to stop the bloodshed before he loses all of his clients."

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Aerobicide

Director: David A. Prior

Starring: Marcia Karr, David Campbell, Fritz Matthews, some other in shape fuckers

January is a time for New Year's resolutions like cleaning up your shit, maybe stopping a bad habit like drinking or smoking, and another popular resolution - getting your fat ass off of the couch and losing some of that goddamned weight. This January we're kicking off a quartet of an unfortunate short sub-genre of horror movies - the killer workout, and there's no better way to start than with Aerobicide (aka Killer Workout) from 1987. If you enjoyed Deadly Prey, you're gonna recognize some of the same characters - and this one is summarized as: "Two years ago, a young woman named Valerie was burned after entering a tanning salon. Now, her twin sister, Rhonda, runs a local gym where, all of a sudden, people are being murdered."

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Directed by: Tyler MacIntyre

Starring: Jane Widdop, Joel McHale, Justin Long

In our exciting final episode of 2023, we take a look at the newest reinvention of a classic movie with a twist, in "It's a Wonderful Knife". Here, the story goes - After saving her town from a psychotic killer, Winnie Carruthers' life is less than wonderful. When she wishes she'd never been born, she finds herself in a nightmare parallel universe where without her, things could be much, much worse.

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Directed by: Charles E. Sellier Jr.

Starring: Lilyan Chauvin, Robert Brian Wilson, Gilmer McCormick, some orphan fuckers

Siskel and Ebert hated it, but we're joined by BP from the Let's Talk Horror channel podcast and youtube channel to talk about Silent Night Deadly Night, where little Billy witnesses his parents getting killed by Santa after being warned by his senile grandpa that Santa punishes those who are naughty. Now Billy is 18 and out of the orphanage, and he has just become Santa himself.

If you're in the mood for more Xmas movies that aren't about all the mushy stuff, check our episodes on Violent Night, Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, or even our last Christmas special for My Southern Family Christmas!

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Directed by: Max Kalmanowicz

Starring: Martin Shakar ,Gil Rogers, Gale Garnett, some other kid zombie fuckers

Peacock would tell you that The Children is about "A Christmas vacation turns deadly after gas leaking from a nuclear power plant turns children into zombies who burn anyone they touch." Well, we're here to tell you that Peacock is a LIAR. Just like how they tell you raising your rates is to help service you better. Just know this, The Children are about kid zombies, and they put the hug of doom on you. And what the hell does Fred do with those kids on the regular anyhow?

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Directed by: Tommy Wirkola

Starring: David Harbour, John Leguizamo, Beverly D'Angelo, some other Christmas fuckers.

To start off this holiday season, rather than focus on all the mushy crap, we give Violent Night a go. In this movie, when a team of mercenaries breaks into a wealthy family compound on Christmas Eve, taking everyone inside hostage, the team isn't prepared for a surprise combatant: Santa Claus is on the grounds, and he's about to show why this Nick is no saint.

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We had the chance talk with Final Summer's Writer/Director John Isberg! We get into the making of Final Summer, some of his influences, and more!

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Listen to our Final Summer episode here.

Directed by: Jon Turteltaub

Starring: Victor Wong, Michael Treanor, Max Elliott Slade , some other old fuckers.

We're wrapping up ninja November with the much requested ninja movie 3 Ninjas, where each year, three brothers visit their grandfather for the summer. He is highly skilled in ninjutsu, and for years he has trained the boys in his techniques. They meet 3 stoners, tons of non-ninja ninjas, and call hotties on their tin can telephones. 15 year old Sean would have rather taken his own life than watch this movie, so how does it hold up now?

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