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Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Directed by: George A. Romero

Starring: David Emge, Ken Foree, Scott H. Reiniger, some other zombie and biker fuckers

In honor of the 45th anniversary of it's release, and the re-release of this movie in the theaters, this week we wanted to talk about the seminal 1978 zombie movie Dawn of the Dead. We ain't talkin that Zak Syder-cut - this is the real deal Holyfield, and IMDB describes the film as: "During

If you haven't seen it before, we're linking above to where you can rent or buy it, or take you chances on a YouTube cut.

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The Nostril Picker (1993)

Directed by: Mark Nowicki

Starring: Carl Zschering, Edward Tanner, Laura Cummings, some booger picking fuckers I can't even link.

The crummy movie marchathon closer for 2024 is the 1993 movie The Nostril Picker (aka The Changer), and we've really been waiting to watch this one for a long time. As you can see from the podcast art this week, the movie poster/VHS cover is a real enticing one. The IMDB synopsis for this one is the shortest one we've ever seen - Loner turns into a girl to lure and kill other girls. If you're interested in watching this one, the very top link in this description will take you to a version free on youtube.

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Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid (1986)

Directed by: John Golden

Starring: Honestly, these are some fuckers you have never heard of.

We're over halfway through crummy movie march, and I'd like to say that we saved a good one for this week, but instead I'll just say we're talking about the 1986 film "Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid" or, as absolutely no one call it - "Ziesters".

Some anonymous prick on imdb has this to say about Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid: Two brothers befriend an escaped mental patient "the fat guy") and accompany him on his misadventures in the big city. Give this one a listen and let us know if you've heard or have seen this before. Also - here's an interview with director John Golden on how this evolved from Zeisters to Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid.

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Uninvited (1988)

Directed By: Greydon Clark

Starring: George Kennedy, Alex Cord, Clu Gulager, some silk stalking'd fucker.

For week two of our 2nd annual crummy movie marchathon, we take to the high seas with two hardbodies, three dorks, an unscrupulous businessman and his two numbskull cronies for a cruise to the Cayman Islands for some reason. Oh, and I almost forgot about the cat! I know that pussy don't like wine, but this is what IMDB has to say about Uninvited: A cat infected with a genetically engineered virus escapes from a lab and goes on a killing spree, finding its way onboard a shady businessman's yacht loaded with young guests.

I said he doesn't like wine!

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Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge

Directed By: Richard Friedman

Starring: Derek Rydall, Jonathan Goldsmith, Rob Estes, some other weaselly fuckers.

We had way too much fun talking way too long about the first movie of our second annual crummy movie March-athon - Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge. Here's what IMDB had to say about Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge: A man loses his home and suffers life-threatening burns from a fire deliberately set by commercial real estate developers vying for his property. One year later, a shopping mall opens on the land, and a series of murders begins.

Here's a favorite clip from the movie.

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Action Jackson

Directed By: Craig R. Baxley

Starring: Carl Weathers, Craig T. Nelson, Vanity, some basic instinct fuckers.

We were very upset to hear of the passing of Carl Weathers, and we felt it was our duty to talk about one of his finest starring roles, 1988's Action Jackson. IMDB describes this movie as: Vengeance drives a tough Detroit cop to stay on the trail of a power-hungry auto magnate who is systematically eliminating his competition. All we know is that that you're in for a real treat bro, cause it's hot dog time!

Talkin about some Action Jackson Posters:

The one we talk about, the original and the blaxploitation version

Link to Trailer

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Bloodsport

Directed By: Newt Arnold

Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Donald Gibb, Leah Ayres, some fucker with big man boobs

We put a poll out to you, the audience, to vote on which Van Damme movie we should talk about for our first JCVD episode, and y'all picked a classic - 1988's Bloodsport. We were hoping you'd pick either Double Impact (never in my life would I wear black silk unnerwear) or maybe Timecop, but Bloodsport it is. Regardless of what WE wanted, we did this for YOU. IMDB has this to say about the movie: "Bloodsport" follows Frank Dux, an American martial artist serving in the military, who decides to leave the army to compete in a martial arts tournament in Hong Kong where fights to the death can occur.

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Chopping Mall

Directed by: Jim Wynorski

Starring: Kelli Maroney, Tony O'Dell, Russell Todd, some other fuckers

The first podcast that we recorded was about this movie, Chopping Mall. Now with episode 100, we feel like we've come a long way, so we decided to take another chop at it and right some (self perceived) wrongs. Thinking back on how we used to record and how we record now, it's honestly night and day, and we think a comparison of that old episode vs. this one will show that. Hopefully if you've listed to this show you're familiar with what Chopping Mall is about, but if not - here's what IMDB had to say:

"A group of young shopping mall employees stay behind for a late night party in one of the stores. When the mall goes on lock-down before they can get out, the robot security system malfunctions, and goes on a killing spree."

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Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout

Directed By: Kenneth J. Hall

Starring: Linnea Quigley, Cynthia Garris, Amy Hunt, some shuffling zombie fuckers

All good things must come to an end, and our New Years Resolution Workout Horror January (or whatever it's called) is over too - but we're going out with a bang! Join us for a discussion of Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout. IMDB describes this as: After a nice shower, Linnea does some warm-up stretches and then goes

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