Dewey Pod-Monster

Directed by: Brandon Cronenberg

Starring: Alexander Skarsgård, Mia Goth, Cleopatra Coleman, some other rich fuckers

James and Em Foster are enjoying an all-inclusive beach vacation in the fictional island of La Tolqa, when a fatal accident exposes the resort's backward policy of cleaning it's septic system James and Em put on their red and green coveralls to show them all how master plumbers get it done.

Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Directed: Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton

Starring: Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Some other fuckers who don't deserve this.

The much maligned story of two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, who must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world. Full of references, characters and story that make no sense. Actors drank scotch to get them through takes, what could go wrong?

This is Crime Wave is the debut album from the band Codefendants. The band features Sam King of Get Dead, Ceschi Ramos, Fat Mike of NOFX and some guest accomplices including Get Dead, Stacey Dee from Bad Cop / Bad Cop, Onry Ozzborn of Dark Time Sunshine, and the incomparable DOC. 

Check out the playlist for all the music videos on this album at the link below, you can also purchase the album from this same link.

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14209916/

Director: Elizabeth Banks

Starring: Keri Russel, Alden Ehrenreich, O'Shea Jackson Jr., Ray Liota, some other furry fuckers

An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear steals a car and reenacts the 1963 classic "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World", playing the part of Spencer Tracy and Milton Berle's penis.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3581920/

Creators: Neil Druckmann, Craig Mazin

Starring: Pedro Pascal, Bella Ramsey, Anna Torv, Some mushroom faced motherfuckers

After a global pandemic destroys civilization, a hardened survivor takes charge of a 14-year-old girl who is classically trained in French cuisine, and is very good with flavor and texture profiles. She hides a rat under her hat and between the three of them they travel the country trying to increase awareness and appreciation of savory crepes.

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Director: Andy Sidaris

Starring: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton, some other fucker's boobs.

Two drug enforcement agents plus two chicks with two boobs a piece plus two friends that are dudes plus two bad dudes - and don't forget to add an exploding skateboarder and his blow up doll, and a toxic waste toilet snake to equal mad cap hilarity in Andy Sidaris's Hard Ticket to Hawaii!

The Perfect Weapon

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102655/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Director: Mark DiSalle

Starring: Jeff Speakman, John Dye, Mako, Mariska Hargitay, James Hong, some other kicking fuckers.

In Jeff Speakman's first starring role, he plays an expert in "kenpo" karate avenges his Koreatown friend, slain by a mobster in Los Angeles. The perfect weapon is the perfect example of why you should mind your own fucking business.

Sean's original "The Perfect Weapon" movie review

Black Devil Doll from Hell (1984)

Directed: Chester N. Turner

Starring: Seriously, you've really never heard of any of these fuckers

A woman buys a doll at a magic shop. Unbeknownst to her, the doll is possessed by the spirit of Dave Chapelle, who holds a killer stand up set in her living room for all the locals to hear.

You Wooden Headed Bastard

Directed by: Gil Bettman

Starring: John Stamos, Vanity, Gene Simmons, Gene Simmons, Robert Englund, A suprising number of fuckers you've heard of.

As crazy as it sounds, John Stamos is a college gymnastics whiz kid who's dad (George Lazenby) is a special agent trying to stop the "Hermaphroditic" maniacal rocker Velvet Von Ragnar played by Gene Simmons. When John Stamos' father is killed, he meets up with his father's old partner, played by Vanity - and together they must top Velvet Von Ragnar before he poisons the town's water supply. Think "James Bond" if Bond was funded by your kid's elementary school fundraiser.

This poster art says it all

The Thing (1982)

Directed by : John Carpenter

Starring: Kurt Russel, Wilford Brimley, Keith David, A bunch of fuckers you might actually recognize

A research team in Antarctica is hunted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of its victims. At first, the research team is frightened by the shape of the shape-shifting alien, but after the alien communicates that it prefers to take the form of beanie babies and squish-mallows, the research team decides that it's safe to share a never ending pasta bowl at the local Olive Garden. Don't fill up on the breadsticks!