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Directed by: Jalmari Helander

Starring: A lot of fuckers you never heard of.

On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture Santa and, with the help of fellow hunters, they look to sell him back to the corporation so that he can be bought and sold into sexual slavery. And then there's Santa's elves, who are determined to free their leader...

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A Hobo Christmas Poster

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Directed by: Emily Ross Wilson

Starring: Jaicy Elliot, Ryan Rottman, Bruce Campbell, Moira Kelly, Some Other Fuckers

A former Toad, turned into a journalist, Campbell gets the chance to meet her biological father, also named Campbell (the Bruce) for the first time without him knowing. In the end, Campbell must decide if she will reveal the truth, a decision that will change Christmas forever... Or not.

Bruce Campbell in a Floppy Hat

Terrifier (2016)

Director : Damien Leone

Starring: Jenna Kanell, Samantha Scaffidi, David Howard Thornton, Some Other Fuckers

Art the Clown is interested in two things, rockin', and fuckin'. When he's not rockin', he's fuckin'! When some costume party jerks get in the way of his rockin', there's only one other thing he can do. It's time to start fuckin' 'em softly while miming his way through sweet emotions.

Director : Walter HIll

Stars : Michael Beck, James Remar, Dorsey Wright and some other fuckers 

Some stuff about the warriors. come out and play, keep em separated, pretty fly for a white guy.

Cobra Kai (2018-202?)

Starring: Ralph Macchio, William Zabka, Xolo Mariduena, Tanner Buchanan, Mary Mouser, Martin Kove, some other fuckers.

The world of the 1984 movie "The Karate Kid" is brought into present day California. Daniel Larusso is all grown up and after his self esteem went through the roof as a two time all valley karate champ, he's selling cars and kicking the competition. It's not all sundaes and blowjobs for Johnny Lawrence though, as he's led a hardscrabble existence since taking a crane kick to the nose in 1984. Cobra Kai answers the question of, what if the good guy didn't win, and can you come back from such a grave defeat.

Director: Katheryn Bigelow

Starring Adrian Pasdar, Jenny Wright, Bill Paxton, Lance Henrickson, Tim Thomerson, Some other fuckers.

Caleb is a small town farmboy out at night looking for some action. He gets more than he bargains for when he runs into a succubus by the name of Mae who turns him onto the darker side of what goes on when everyone else goes to sleep.  This ain't the horse farm no more, Caleb.

One of Arnolds early films, Schwarzenegger plays a former FBI agent turned small-town sheriff agrees to help the FBI chief infiltrate the Chicago mafia when the FBI chief's son is killed by them.

Director: John Irvin

Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kathryn Harrold, Sam Wanamaker, and some other fuckers

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Directed by: John Carpenter

Starring: Donald Pleasence, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tony Moran, some other fuckers

The John Carpenter film that started the saga of Michael Myers, fifteen years after murdering his sister on Halloween night - Michael ecapes his mental hospital to enter the prison of his own mind in the small town of Haddonfield, Illinois where he continues his reign of terror.

Halloween Ends (2022)

Director: David Gordon Green

Starring: Jamie Lee Curtis, Andi Matichak, James Jude Courtney, Rohan Campbell, some other fuckers

Plot: 4 years after the events of Halloween Kills, Haddonfield has been quiet, and Michael Myers has disappeared.  Laurie Stroud goes on to live her life, but a new evil starts to rear its ugly head, and it sneaks up under everyone's noses.

Director: David Bruckner

Starring:  Odessa A'zion, Jamie Clayton, Adam Faison, Drew Starkey, Some other fuckers.

Whoever harnesses the one box has an audience with God. Cenobites gonna be Cenobites, and Riley and her rag tag group of puzzle solvers need to get past Pinhead and crew to make their wildest dreams come true. Whatcha gonna do when the prick goes wild on you?