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Director: James 'Machine' Gunn

Starring: Nathan Fillion, Elizabeth Banks, Michael Rooker, Gregg Henry, Some other fuckers.

Before he was the writer of the Guardians of the Galaxy, Suicide Squad and Peacemaker, James 'Machine' Gunn was proving that you should either eat, or poke anything with a stick that is lying dormant in the ground. Slither follows the adventures of slugs from outer space wrecking havoc against a small town business owner, a sheriff and the mayor. Watch out for the hive mind, the mutants are gonna get you.

Drafting Table is a Mandatory Michigan Brewery.

Director: Tom Holland

Starring: Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent, Brad Dourif

The Lakeview Stranger, mortally injured in a shootout with police practices the dark art of santeria and transports his soul into a fucking doll. A hard working single mom gives her shitheel kid Andy the doll, and the doll, named Chucky, goes nutzo.

Monster Dog (1984, 1986 or Yesterday?)

Directed by Claudio Fragasso

Starring: Alice Cooper, Victoria Vera, Carlos Santurio and some other fuckers.

My LEG! Hey... I thought my biggest fear about dogs would be their teeth, not them pumping away on my leg.  This week we look at the Alice Cooper classic (or classic piece of shit), Monster Dog.  You know the one, the one with that classic mixed language cast that gets overdubbed to English, even the guy that actually speaks English. Is this rubber mask classic the first movie to beat the hotdog scale? Extra mustard on my monster dog, please.

This poster is very misleading.

This one is more accurate-ish...

Did you ever feel like someone was watching you?  Someone or something in the clouds that sees everything you're doing, even when you're touching yourself at night thinking of Santa Claus? Ok, maybe that's just me. Aaaaanyway... What if I told you that thing in the clouds was real, it was from outer space, and all it wanted to do was eat you up and spit out all the leftover stuff?

The good news is they boys are back, the bad news is they're dead. This week we are chatting about Night of the Creeps! Check it out! 

Also, if you need to be reminded, It's Miller Time!

The Boys are back and they found a Fire Extinguisher-mobile! Well not really, but they are talking about the 1988 remake of the film The Blob!

The boys are back and summer is wrapping up. To celebrate the end of summer we're taking a trip to Sleepaway Camp. We wont be coming home. 

link to the Sleepaway Camp poster

This is a movie, and the boys are back and talking about it! Get your Zombie and Rom-Com fix with us this week as we chat about the 2004 film "Shaun of the Dead"

Did you know there's a new Predator movie? We just found this out too! And guess what, the boys are back and talking about it! In this episode we chat about the 2022 release "Prey" as well as reminisce about Woodstock '99 (links to videos we chatted about bellow!)

Woodstock 99 - PPV Coverage Discs

Woodstock 99 Undedited Footage

Umbilical Brothers' Woodstock 99 Set

The Black Phone: A young man has his sexual awakening when an older mentor takes him away from his abusive alcoholic father, and schizophrenic sister. Inflate your black balloons, it's going to be a bumpy ride. Check it out today wherever you get your podcasts!