Dewey Pod-Monster

Directed: Lowell Dean

Starring: Leo Fafard, Amy Matysio, Sarah Lind, Some other wolf dick.

It's not unusual for alcoholic cop Lou to be loved by anyone. This time around in his blacked out stupor, things get hairy, and it's all fun and games until you're pissing blood at the drink and dink with a too tight uniform and a face hanging from the urinal handle. Who's the town idiot now?

How to Score at Roofball

Roofball World Championship 2008

Get Dead - Now I wanna Be Your Dog 

Wolverine State Brewing Company Logo

Sick (2022)

Director: John Hyams

Starring: Gideon Adlon, Bethlehem Million, Dylan Sprayberry, A Few Other Fuckers

In April 2020 during the COVID-19 pandemic, college student Parker Mason takes her best friend, Miri Woodlow, to her family's lake house to quarantine her. They arrive at the luxurious and secluded lake house when Parker receives a cryptic text message. A Nigerian prince has passed away and she's inherited a huge sum of money, she only needs to send $300 in iTunes giftcards to bail her grandson out of jail so that he can claim millions of dollars from an offshore account! Huzzah! What luck!

What we watched: Last of Us, The Real World Season 3, WWE Wrestling, We Are X

Director: Jeff King

Writer: Steven Seagal

Starring: Stevan Seagal, Isaac Hayes, Holly Elissa, honestly... no other fuckers you've ever heard of.

A troubled detective mumbles his way through Memphis in order to track  down a pair of serial killers. The twist? He was both serial killers the whole time.

What we watched: Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker, Long Live Chainsaw, Fleishman is in Trouble, The Mutilator, Sorority House Massacre

Use a Raspberry Pi to block ads on your network.

Wanna see someone get a tattoo laser removed from their butthole?

Steven Seagal kicking someone out a window 13 times?

M3GAN (2023)

Directed: Gerard Johnstone

Starring: Allison Williams, Violet McGraw, Some Other Fuckers.

When Gemma suddenly becomes the caretaker of her orphaned 8-year-old niece, Cady, Gemma's unsure and unprepared to be a parent. Under intense pressure at work, Gemma decides to pair her M3GAN prototype with Cady in an attempt to learn and perform the illest of tiktok dances.

Here's a link for some Behind the Scenes/Making of footage for M3gan 

https://youtu.be/wrN3HTxqfGM

This week we're talking about the 2002 album from Boards of Canada - Geogaddi. The Warp Records artist page for the group states plainly "Boards of Canada is a Scottish electronic music duo comprised of brothers Mike Sandison and Marcus Eoin." Geogaddi is their second release and is considered by some to be their most influential work, with some very loose fan interpretation correlating the album to satanism - we take a look and talk about a few tracks.

BoC Fan Documentary "This is Hexagon Sun: A Video on Boards of Canada"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI3b6EEltD4

The BoC Pages entry for Geogaddi (containing a much more in depth analysis track by track: https://bocpages.org/wiki/Geogaddi

F13 fan film links

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hatWc6rM7JM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbl0DmPR9fo&t=1529s

https://youtu.be/5AHj1-gjCUw

https://youtu.be/5irjNKgtBEU

Directed: Too Many Fuckers For how Bad This Is.

Starring: A Bunch of Fuckers You Don't Want to Hear About

A debate team stranded on a bus is attacked by something unknown. Sounds like a banger.

Directed by: Steve Miner

Starring: Betsy Palmer, Amy Steel, John Furey, Warrington Gillette, Steve Dash, Stuart Charno, Some Other Fuckers

Months after Alice beheaded psycho killer/mother Pamela Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake, survivor Alice is still traumatized because of the murders. But there is one problem: Mrs. Voorhees' son Jason never drowned and died. He's taken up the hobby of trying to blow soap bubbles inside of other bigger soap bubbles, but when one larger than his head pops and he gets soap in his eyes, it reminds him of when his mother used to give him a bath and the pain he felt when she didn't use "no more tears" shampoo. Now he's pissed and is looking for his own round of counselors to kill.

Directed By: David A. Prior

Starring: Cameron Mitchell, Troy Donahue, Ted Prior

A group of sadistic mercenaries kidnap people off the streets and set them loose on the grounds of their secret camp, so the "students" at the camp can learn how to track down and kill their prey. Little do they know, they kidnapped the wrong man, the master of the knife and sharpened stick. When will the hunters become the hunted?

Directed by: Zach Cregger

Starring: Georgina Campbell, Bill Skarsgard, Justin Long, Some Other Fuckers.

In town for a job interview, a young woman arrives at her Airbnb rental late at night only to find that the house has been mistakenly double-booked and an overly nice man with kind eyes is already staying there. Against her better judgment, she decides to stay the night anyway, but soon discovers King Solomon's ghost has opened up an ethereal Bed and Breakfast, and is very adept at making ghost waffles.

Director: John Carpenter

Starring: Kurt Russell, Lee Van Cleef, Ernest Borgnine, Donald Pleasence, Isaac Hayes, Some other Fuckers

When you try to rob the federal reserve bank, you get sent to manhattan which since 1988 has been a full on prison island, to rescue the president and some bullshit tape that supposedly has the formula for nuclear fission.  If this thing is so important, why didn't they just email it or something? It's 1997 for chrissakes.