Dice Will Roll

The Fogfen Few must cure the werewolf of his lycanthropy... or let a monster run wild!

Ah, Otari... the town where nothing ever happens. After a long day out exploring in the dungeon, our heroes can always count on Otari to be a safe place where nothing bad happens. At least... normally it is. But right now, the town is in for a particularly dark night. From howling wolfmen chained up in a druid circle to dark secrets from beyond the stars to screaming children in their bedrooms... the sleepy town of Otari won't be getting much sleep tonight. Will Alrik, Silk and Fiore make it through the most dangerous night of their adventure so far?

Heals get given. Books get read. Toys get broken.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you mug a paladin?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of exorcisms, poison use, capital punishment, serial killers, references to cannibalism, cosmic horror, nihilism, child abuse, audio of children screaming, poor parenting, child endangerment and harm, a BANDIT

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound

Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

Art by RanaOhara

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Enter the arena, and earn fame, fortune and treasure!

The Fogfen Few have gone deeper than ever, finding themselves on a floor of the Vaults called the Arena by its inhabitants. But after battling through corridors of statues, traces of shell and bone, and finding the namesake of the floor... well, who could be prepared for what awaits them? Certainly, I don't think anyone was expecting sexy bachelors in the Gauntlight's ruins, but what is life but a series of surprises? Either way, adventurers... do you fancy your chances as champions, or will you end up as more bones scattered around the arena?

Eyes get closed. Deals get made. Combat gets cheered.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... am I damned to hell if I sleep with a particularly charming evil spirit?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Snakes, paralysis, blindness, implied animal cruelty, gladatorial bloodsports, furries

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Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

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Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

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A-dungeoneering we shall go, a-dungeoneering we shall go...

The Fogfen Few have gathered the relics of the Roseguard, for better or for worse. Now, they must plunge into the next floor of the Abomination Vaults. After ruins, dungeons, libraries and temples, what else could lie beneath the earth? Maybe... maybe a circus full of clowns and candyfloss! Actually, scratch that, somehow I think a clown dungeon is a nightmare idea. But nonetheless... whatever there is on the fifth floor of the Vaults will surely be even more terrifying than that.

Portals get opened. Figures get spoken to. Statues get observed.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what if I WANT to step on the rusty grate?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Inter-party deceit, cosmic horror, insects, intense body horror, ego death, snakes, torture references, sexy goth 2

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

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Betrayal! Arson! Criminal Activity!

The sleepy town of Otari is buzzing with activity tonight, as the Fogfen Few find out that the Dawnflower Temple has been set on fire while on the way home from Absolom. With a mystery on their hands, they must seek the truth of what happened. Who would do such a thing to a holy site, especially in a small town where everyone knows each other?! Who can our heroes trust, and who will they suspect of the crimes that have occured on this night? They'll need to solve this mystery, and fast, before the culprit is able to get away with it!

Crimes are uncovered. Doors are slammed open. Truth gets told.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... why would you pass up on such great deals on poison?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Murder, throat injury, reoccurring NPC death, betrayal, appearance-based harassment, racism analogy, cruel and unusual punishments, allusions to teenagers getting raunchy, real-world politics and references to real world genocide, Joe Biden I fucking guess

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The city at the center of the world awaits! Welcome, one and all, to Absalom!

The Fogfen Few are quite far from the dungeons now! And yet here they are in Starstone City, and some of them are wishing they were back in the grimy depths below. There's markets, there's temples, there's secrets to be uncovered (more than one might expect, even!), and all the while the mysteries seem to keep piling up. But oh, can't we do some sightseeing first? Pleeease? Hop on the back of Stampy the Elephant and see the greatest city in all of Avistan first hand!

Familiar faces get seen. Treasure gets bought. Books get read.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do you have any idea how much infodumping had to be cut out from this episode?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Dysfunctional family dynamics, references to incest, lewd book title jokes, old men dating young ladies, mental hardship, bad relationships, heavy classism, Stampy the motherfucking Elephant

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The Fogfen Few hunt down the Roseguard Relics, deep underground and far on the horizon!

The Tomb of Aesephana Menhemes is no walk in the park... and you're saying this is just the second of four relics we have to grab?! Yeesh! Well, at least the others will be simple, right? Alrik, Silk and Fiore put their titles as adventurers to the test as they take on the greatest fetch quest of them all, taking them far, far away from the dungeons they've gotten so used to exploring. A key, a broach, a book and a sword... what mysteries are they keeping, really?

Shields get snarly. Instructions get given. Bags get packed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is Derry in breach of the Family and Medical Leave Act of 1993?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Gerascophobia, depictions of hospice care, pyrophobia, drug jokes, the German National Anthem

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

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The Fogfen Few seek out the Relics of the Roseguard! But what else awaits them in Otari?

After our heroes removed the power source of the Gauntlight, the town of Otari has let out a sigh of relief. But complacency will get us nowhere! Great evil awaits even deeper in the dungeon, delayed but not defeated. The Fogfen Few have one of the four Roseguard Relics in their possession... but only if they unite all four will they be able to get past the Ghostwalk and venture deeper into the Abomination Vaults. Let's recollect ourselves and get this show on the road-- because the ancient secrets of the past are about to reveal themselves!

Insults get thrown. Pasts get revealed. Stairs get descended.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it okay to set someone's business on fire if they totally deserve it?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Child abuse and neglect, trauma, self-hatred, attacks on someone's immutable traits, themes of death and legacy, themes of aging, parental abandonment, alcoholism, censored homophobic slurs played for comedy, two grown ass men play Patty Cake

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Tremble before the wrath of Volluk Azinrae!

The Fogfen Few have heard his name whispered throughout the dungeon. The Apprentice of the Mad Sorceress. The Master of Mister Beak. The Tormentor of Dear Sweet Borbo. The most villainous, vile elf to lurk through these floors. And now, at last, our heroes stand face to face with him... and his wretched secret! Will our heroes save the victims of the horrifying lord of the dungeon? Or are they next to become his undead minions? Clench your fist and shake off those worms, it's about to get squirmy in here!

Secrets get spilled. Pain gets muscled through. Endings tie together.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... now where does THAT rate on the Alrik Wetness chart?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Worm sounds throughout, themes of abuse, complicated feelings towards abusers, agonized screams, unconsensual secret sharing, descriptions of heightened pain and torture, twist endings

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Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

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The end of the floor is nigh! What horrors await the Fogfen Few in the final rooms?

Undead, undead, undead! Crawling hands, skeletons, ghouls, we've seen it all! As our brave adventurers fight back against the darkness, it seems the battle is being won... but now, only the most vile foes remain. Torturers, kidnappers, giant ugly bugs... will Alrik, Silk and Fiore survive their plunge into the dunge? Or will the sinister evils awaiting them claim their souls... and their relics?

Doors get shut. Puzzles get pieced. Confrontations get had.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... why did I stay up til 6am on a work day to finish this episode? Was it pride? Hubris? Why did I do this?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Depictions of torture, body horror, body modding, self mutilation, gore, uncleanliness, worms and maggots, misogyny played for humour, references to the Irish Troubles that were in poor taste but Ritz asked me to keep it in so it's on them not me

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Additional Music by Seventh Sanctum and Ivan Duch

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