Dice Will Roll

Dice Will Roll

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  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 39: Doorways & Dollies

    A shadow creeps through Otari... will the Fogfen Few catch it before it's too late?

    Alrik, Silk and Fiore have returned from the laboratories, needing a long rest after dealing with the monstrous scientists that lurked within. But is rest what they'll get? A familiar figure walks down the beach at night, her eyes wide and smile fake. Rain leaves muddied footprints, and if our heroes don't act fast, the worst will come to pass. There's never an easy day off in the sleepy town of Otari, evidently!

    Mirrors get enchanted. Discussions get had. Stripey pants legs get located.

    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what IS under that thing..?

    CONTENT WARNINGS: Depictions of traumatic child abuse, fantastical hate crimes, kidnapping, neglect, other child abuse, inter-friend disagreements, discussions of moral quandaries, unreality, body horror and gore, FIORE SEES BELCORRA (REAL)


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    Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

    Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

    Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound

    Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

    Art by RanaOhara

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    2 hr 1 min
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 38: Schemes & Scientists

    It's time to come face to forcipules with the fleshwarping genius of the labs!

    The Fogfen Few have taken down oozes, dismantled fleshwarps and defeated researchers. Now all that remains of the hierarchy of power in the Laboratory is its villainous ruler... Jafaki, the head scientist of Belcorra! But why are they doing this? What intentions do they have with the surface world? Or is the surface just... a means to an end? Chug some potions and ignore proper lab safety-- this one's going to be downright caustic!

    Tables get flipped. Flips get switched. Fingers get waggled cuntily. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what is the practical application of a disembodied screaming morlock head?

    CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of gay sex, human experimentation, body horror, acid burns, mercy kills, allusions to the electric chair, Jafaki Cackles is said a billion times

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    Song title: The Lab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMpNPtta0us

    Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

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    Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

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    1 hr 58 min
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 37: Sales & Skitterskins

    Hot on the trail of the mad scientist Jafaki, our heroes keep uncovering stranger and stranger experiments...

    Flesh, flesh, flesh! The Laboratory level of the Abomination Vaults lives up to its reputation as a place of terrible inhuman science. But the Fogfen Few have yet to uncover the most sickening of experiments that lurk the halls of this underground testing site, and will soon learn the hard way that the cruelty of the seugathi knows no limits! But first... why don't we lighten some of our pockets and buy some nice stuff, right?

    Waffles get discarded. Paint gets splashed. Buttons get pushed.

    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... where are we going to find 16 mummified elf hands to pay off Alrik's debt?!

    CONTENT WARNINGS: Extreme body horror, human experimentation, mind control, new pronoun drop in Patreon outro

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    1 hr 56 min
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 36: Deals & Devils

    Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand? The mysterious buzzing noise that's been following the Fogfen Few for the last few weeks has revealed itself, and it comes bearing a message! The contract devil Urevian has a bargain he'd like to offer our heroes... and all it asks for in return divides the party into factions. Will these brave adventurers be able to come to an agreement? Or are they bound to fall right into the hand of the devil (title card droooop!)?

    Questions get asked. Visions get shared. Tiles get pulled.

    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what could possibly be behind this giant, scary door?

    CONTENT WARNINGS: Moral quandries and friends arguing, talking behind each other's backs, themes of eternal punishment and torture, lying to friends, extreme body horror, glimpses into wasted lives, mercy kills, torture, really fucking long hallways

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    Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

    Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

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    Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

    Art by RanaOhara

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    2 hr 11 min
  • The War of Immortals

    The god of war is dead. More are to come.

    When Our Lord in Iron was ripped asunder and his blood rained down on the people of Golarion, everything changed. What follows is documentation of the death of Gorum, the Godsrain and its effects, the War of Immortals and the gods who died in the immediate aftermath, and the birth of the new gods that emerged from it.

    Listeners to the story of Golarion, behold! The time of reckoning is upon us!

    CONTENT WARNINGS: Dismemberment, blood, audible depictions of being eaten alive, nihilism, instant death, major character death I mean some of these guys have been on Dice Will Roll, large scale disasters, implied bigotry, interrupted afterlives, spoilers for Prey for Death, Ak's gonna have a real rough time over this one lads

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    1 hr 35 min
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 35: Slumber & Suspense

    Just a peaceful romp through Otari... right?

    Times are tough in the dungeon! Fleshwarps, mad science and ominous warnings... why, I think the Fogfen Few have earned a nice, relaxing time in their sleepy little home town! Heed not the worried looks cast your way, the shadowy figure hiding on the edge of the crowd, or even the slowly growing threat of something terrible happening at night. Don't even worry about it a little. And hey, that strange sound that's been following you around? I'm sure it's nothing. Just relax, and let's have a nice, chill time in sleepy Otari. Okay?

    Scribbles get discussed. "Hey girlie"s get given. Floorboards get torn up.

    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many times can you cast Cleanse Affliction in one goddamn session?

    CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of mental spiralling, interpersonal drama, horror, allusions to home invasions, ghost tropes, fly sounds, smooth jazz

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    2 hr 11 min
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 34: Steam & Seugathi

    Somehow, mind-controlling centipede scientists with French accents aren't even the weirdest part of today's episode!

    Alrik, Silk and Fiore have come face to face with the fearsome fleshwarpers of the laboratory level... and yet, stranger and stranger things await them. Weirder than cyborg morlocks, weirder than flesh behemoths growing new fleshwarps, weirder even than an underground tavern battle of the bands! What on Golarion awaits the Fogfen Few when they step into the steamy corridor to the left of the testing floor..?

    Backs get thwacked. Vegetables get chopped. Bets get made.

    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is friendship or mutagenic operations a greater power?

    CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of real-life racism, sexism and homophobia, mind control, body horror, insects, implied nudity, erotic themes, censored f-slur played for admiration towards another queer person from a queer person, ableism, depictions of traumatized victims, implied cannibalism, moulds and fungus, eating insects (not played for gross outs), impact play

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    Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

    Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

    Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound

    Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

    Art by RanaOhara

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    2 hr 14 min
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 33: Bars & Bands

    Fogfen Few versus Shadow Malice... which band will be the last one standing in the Warped Brew Tavern?

    Of all the things our heroes were expecting to find in the dungeon, this was not one of them. Ancient libraries? Makes sense. A secret laboratory? Yeah, why not. But a dungeon tavern? Full of monsters drinking ale? Jeez, I mean, sure, why not? Alrik, Silk and Fiore will need to team up and play some tunes to show their rivals that the surface doesn't suck at music, or else blood WILL spill. Grab your lute, strum a tune, and blare that grunge, because the wickedest battle of the bands to ever grace the face (and below) of Golarion is coming YOUR way!

    Tunes get played. Ale gets drank. Horrors get uncovered.

    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you play metal on a mandolin?

    CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of cave-ins, implied devil worship, alcohol, misogynist insults, descriptions of car crashes, extreme body horror, mind control, Post Credit Scenes

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    Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

    Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

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    Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

    Art by RanaOhara

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    2 hr 7 min
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 32: Lutes & Laboratories

    The sixth floor awaits, and it's full of weird science and... music?

    The Fogfen Few plunge deeper than ever as they make their way to the laboratories of the Abomination Vaults, hot on the trail of a mad, centipede scientist who plans on invading the surface. But not everything is as it seems here in this strange, fleshwarping dungeon. There's strange smells, weird shapes shambling in the corners of your eyes, and... what the hell is that drawn on the wall? By the gods of the Inner Sea! Who could do such a thing?! Alrik, Silk and Fiore must have their wits about them now as they come across some of their most peculiar challenges yet!

    Carvings get inspected. Fishing tackles get taken. Double middle fingers get thrown around.

    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it cool to kill a janitor if they're a single cell organism?

    CONTENT WARNINGS: References to genitalia, discussions of pickling animals, frequent references to brain death, references to mind-altering drugs, nihilism, the dreaded xulgath return

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    Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

    Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

    Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound

    Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

    Art by RanaOhara

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    1 hr 39 min
  • Abomination Vaults Ep. 31: Rubies & Revenents

    What's happening to poor Dorianna Menhemes, and who's to blame?

    The Fogfen Few fight to protect those they care about... but what do they do when the evil isn't just contained in the dungeon? From strange buzzing sounds to haunted dolls to strange rubies, it seems like even Otari is becoming filled with terrible mysteries. And it's not like the dungeon is suddenly a cakewalk either! Join our heroes as they make their way through the final stages of the arena and prepare to make their way into the laboratory... with a new sense of urgency with new dire threat uncovered!

    Discoveries get made. Doors get touched. Stomps get heard.

    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... won't you PLEASE look at my cool crystal axe?

    CONTENT WARNINGS: Child neglect, dysfunctional families, child abuse, child isolation, child endangerment, gore, body horror, centipedes, mummification

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    2 hr 24 min

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