Dice Will Roll

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The hunting lodge awaits... as do the many sinister secrets of the Darklands!

Dug too deep, and now we're in a cruddy cavern full of cruddy mushrooms and cruddy monsters. The Fogfen Few are seeking the caligni who have kidnapped the beloved Zaccheus Wimifor Slumberstone V, and they're pretty sure they know where to find him! But what's with all the spooky stuff following them around? Are they ever truly safe here in the Vaults? Only time can tell... and at the end of the day, they'll either have uncovered some ancient lore, or, y'know. Died!

Traps get sprung. Ships get sailed. Alrik gets pointed at.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... what texture is a marsh giant's tummy?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality, body horror, gaslighting, muscle damage, sexy kinda evil granny

⁠⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠

⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠

⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠

Original Theme ⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠

⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠

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Welcome to the Hunting Grounds, a level so large... it could be its own dungeon!

The Fogfen Few have made an allegiance with the elves of Yldaris, but their journey to the bottom of the vault is far from over. On the doorstep of the underground city is the Hunting Grounds, a sprawling biome of ancient buildings, shimmering lakes, fungal forests and monsters, monsters, monsters! The fulcrum lenses that may end the reign of the Ghost Queen must be around here somewhere... but where? Brave the darkest depths, adventurers... it's going to be a busy trip!

Tattoos get purchased. Skulls get observed. Apes get heard.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you make spicy food underground?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Implied head trauma, impaled skulls and body parts, yucky tea mention x(

Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠

⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠

⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠

Original Theme⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠

⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠

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The city of Yldaris awaits, brave adventurers. Dare you open the gate?

The Fogfen Few are recovering from another traumatic downtime session, and need to escape it all by going back into the monster-infested dungeon. Surely it'll be calmer there! Psychic horrors, winding tunnels and cities of elves are nothing compared to the terror Derry drags up in our home town. And this city's queen awaits you, heroes-- you don't want to keep the lady waiting, do you?

Minds get warped. Wine gets drank. Visions get spewed.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many buttons is it cool to keep unbuttoned when you've got a high ranking government job?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality and mind bending, mild cosmic horror, fungus, allusions of mild claustrophobia, poison, NPC death, BIG titty elf

⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠

⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠

⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠

Original Theme ⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠

⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠

⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠

⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠

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A bumper-sized episode for our time off in Otari! Historically, nothing bad has ever happened in town...

Air! Fresh air! The Fogfen Few are finally out of the vaults after several days being trapped down there, and they are owed one hell of a break. Wash your hair, eat some food, check in with friends... it's so much better out here. Let's chase up on some loose ends and unfinished business before we go back in, okay? I'm sure nothing terrible and twisted will happen, Otari's always too nice for that!

Letters get read. Hounds get discussed. Skies get looked at.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the worst thing a child could do with the power to blow stuff up with their mind?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Depictions of angst over mental disabilities, bad parents, claustrophobia discussions, cosmic horror, isolation, references to sexual content, Silk winks at the mayor

⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠

⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠

⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠

Original Theme⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠

⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠

⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠

⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠

Keep It Rollin’!

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The forest of fungus awaits you... if you dare travel its paths!

Give it up for day 4 of being trapped in the dungeon! Day 4, everyone! The Fogfen Few are, frankly, over this. Murderous ghosts, gug cult leaders, and now drow?! We don't own the rights to those, even! Our heroes need to tough it out and make their way through a jungle of mushrooms if they want to make it out alive. And who knows what monsters lie within! Grab your swords, adventurers... it's about to get fungal.

Explanations get given. Hoods get dropped. Messages get read.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how can we IP law our way out of this one?

CONTENT WARNINGS: References to corprophilia, scatological humor and shitting one's pants, discussions of weight loss medication, arachnaphobia, alluded character death

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Napping in the dungeon... what's the worst that could happen?

The Fogfen Few are spending another night deep in the Garden level of the Abomination Vaults. With no way back up, we're forced to go deeper, deeper, and deeper still, even when everything's getting too scary. Whispering caves? Giant spiders? Sure. What else could Derry throw at us? It's not like he's actively seeking to cause a TPK... right?

Notes get taken. Bombs get thrown. Mushrooms get stepped on.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it a bad idea to mouth someone off when they're actively armed with death curses?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Heart trauma, brain trauma, near death experiences, existientialism, angst, dissociation, possession, filth, spiders, can Silk have ONE good fucking day man

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The prophet of the caves beckons! Heed his call!

Day 2 of being trapped underground, and the Fogfen Few are no closer to getting to the surface than they were before. Bog mummy gnomes, caligni cultists... how on Golarion are they ever going to get out of here? As they make their way through the winding corridors of the Vaults, they may just find an extraordinary clue... and learn about some other poor souls trapped here in the dungeon.

Stairs get climbed. Fishing rods get cast. Glass gets looked through.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... why are there SO MANY of these little shits around the dungeon?!

CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of real world acts of colonization and genocide in the distant past, cosmic horror, nihilism and cosmic horror, body horror, gay little cultists

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Ah... Ah, the light..! Ah..!

Trapped in the caverns of Belcorra with no way up and a vile ghost hunting them, the Fogfen Few have certainly had better days when it comes to feeling at ease. Our heroes are desperately searching for a way to the surface, all while being hunted by malignant forces from below. And now, if that wasn't enough, they have *another* cult to deal with? What the hell is an "Urgathul"? Would you just fuck off? Honestly.

Doors get opened. Wine gets sipped. Fossilized tunas get thrown.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can a puppet and a dragon truly fall in love?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Alcohol consumption, cults, annoying Italian bastards

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No matter how hard you try, you just can't fight the Homestuck.

Join the Dice Will Roll gang on a Karkalicious adventure to the planet Alternia, where the insectoid humanoids called trolls divide their society into a hierarchy of blood, cars have bug legs and people make hexagon pizza specifically to piss off the poor. In a one-shot adventure that requires no knowledge of Homestuck, Dave makes his GMing debut and Derry takes a backseat as Minsie, Tialli and Saruti-- three trolls trying to solve a grim mystery-- team up and plunge into the sewers! Derry wrote the wholeass system we're using, and it's great!

Posts get disliked. Mouths get peeked from. Instints get used.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Subgrubs & Snazzards Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what pumpkin?

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CONTENT WARNINGS: Racism and classism analogies, parental abuse, cannibalism casual civilian death, dystopias, extreme poverty, body horror, open horniness, arachnophobia, anime fans

MUSIC:

HIVESWAP: Act 1 Soundtrack. By James Roach and Toby Fox.

HIVESWAP: Act 1 OST - 2. Snake Escape

HIVESWAP: Act 1 OST - 3. Joey Claire, Extraordinaire

HIVESWAP Friendship Simulator OST -- END OF FRIENDVANGELION by James Roach

Hiveswap Friendship Simulator Volume 3 OST: Bronya's Theme

PESTERQUEST Volume 3 OST - Dave Strider Theme ("ill probably just name this one something normal oh no aw beans") by James Roach

PESTERQUEST Volume 8 OST - Aradia Megido's theme ("yeah it is" by James Roach)

HIVESWAP Friendship Simulator Volume 18 OST - Lanque's Theme - "yall know i just do the music right" by James Roach

Knives and Ivory - Midnight Crew

HIVESWAP Friendship Simulator Volume 13 OST - imagine, if you will, a situation wherein i wrote the bulk of this song at 4 am and then woke up only to discover the monstrosity i had created in my fleeting hubris by James Roach.

HIVESWAP: Act 1 Soundtrack. By James Roach and Toby Fox.

Homestuck Vol.6 - Heir Transparent - Blackest Heart

HIVESWAP Act 2 OST B-SIDE – 7. DRONE

HIVESWAP Act 2 OST – 17. Ticket to Ride - Down with the Clown

At the Price of Oblivion - 14 WSW-Beatdown

Time On My Side-- Strife! Joren "Tensei" de Bruin & Toby "Radiation" Fox

Homestuck Vol. 10 - 20 Ascend

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