The king of the basilisks slithers close!

This is what happens when you lie. One second, you're trying to squirm out of an awkward situation. The next, a 30-foot long snake with a metal crown that breathes corrosive venom clouds is coming down to bite you. That's just the nature of things I fear. The Fogfen Few and Phosero Witchhelm must team up and fight for their lives, lest the terrible serpent turn them to mush and slurp up their goop!

Guts get sliced. Pans get thwacked. Love confessions get exchanged.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's it look like for Derry to realize he was autistic over the Muppets mid conversation?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Snakes, vore jokes, eye attacks, romantic scenes, please do not call me a big vore boy over this episode I didn't write the stat block

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Phosero Witchelm has arrived in Otari, and the Fogfen Few need to keep them from finding the grim truths of the dungeon!

By now, days in Otari are often more dangerous than days in the Abomination Vaults, and today is no different. The Mendevian Crusader, Phosero Witchhelm, is here on Silk's mother's request. And as much as Silk loves his aiuvarin half-sibling to pieces, he really, really doesn't want his mother finding out how bad the Abomination Vaults are. So, what do we do about it? Lie! Deceive! Take part in some community theatre! Can our heroes prevent Phosero from finding out the truth? Or is it curtains for Silk's time here in Otari?

Scars get revealed. Familiars get considered. Miasma gets noticed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... did you know Phosero is an old PC from the Pathfinder 2e Playtest, where we were supposed to make characters we'd kill off easily, and we recorded it for the original Dice Will Roll run before losing the audio when Dave's computer died? Did we say that ever before?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of PTSD and trauma, isolation, family trouble, discussions of crusades and genocide, lying to loved ones, Borbo is one clever bitch

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A well-deserved rest in the city of elves!

With that nasty business in the cave of giants over and done with, our heroes need some time to engage in some TLC before heading back to the surface and prepare for a surprise visitor. But even Yldaris has hijinks for our heroes to get involved in. Wakey wakey, and cover your eyes, adventurers, someone is *not* happy to see you!

History gets discussed. Calls get made. Lizards get purchased.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much IS a gold coin in today's currency?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Survivor's guilt, battlefield casualties, implied nudity and sexual encounters, discussion of crusades, petrification, sometimes I read these content warnings and it feels like I'm tagging a horny AO3 fic, f/f, canon compliant, plot what plot

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The Battle of Khurfel Cavern is upon us. Elves vs. Giants... who will come out victorious?

The Marsh Giants of the Hunting Grounds are wicked cultists of Nhimbaloth, and have long been a thorn in the side of Yldaris. These brutal raiders kill their scouts, eat their livestock, and siege their city walls. And worst of all, they cling to one of the Fulcrum Lenses that will supposedly help destroy Belcorra. But for too long, Yldaris has been unable to fight back... until now. With a troop of cavern elf archers behind them, the Fogfen Few will have to prove themselves in battle... or become bone for the broth of the giants!

Blades get poisoned. Hell gets unleashed. Hooks glint.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... wait, we have to kill HOW MANY enemies in this fight?!

CONTENT WARNINGS: Warfare and battle, depictions of casualties, gore, zombies, dismemberment, decapitation, gutting, cults, sexy elf mommies prove themselves also capable fighters

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A hint of romance betwixt NPCs?! Don't mind if I do...

The tangled wilds of the Hunting Ground are too much! Let's gossip for a moment, shan't we? A little birdy told me someone has feelings for someone else. Now, are we going to be respectful of their privacy? Yes! But we're also getting involved, because it's funny. And THEN, we're going back into the tangled wilds of the Hunting Grounds. Because that's what true heroes do.

Surfer slang gets spoken. Dresses get discussed. Giants get spotted.

All this and more in this episode of the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do herbalists sell weed, maybe?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief discussions of drugs and sexuality, playing Cupid, depictions of dismemberment and cannibalism, canonically Fiore has a cute butt

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The hunting lodge awaits... as do the many sinister secrets of the Darklands!

Dug too deep, and now we're in a cruddy cavern full of cruddy mushrooms and cruddy monsters. The Fogfen Few are seeking the caligni who have kidnapped the beloved Zaccheus Wimifor Slumberstone V, and they're pretty sure they know where to find him! But what's with all the spooky stuff following them around? Are they ever truly safe here in the Vaults? Only time can tell... and at the end of the day, they'll either have uncovered some ancient lore, or, y'know. Died!

Traps get sprung. Ships get sailed. Alrik gets pointed at.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... what texture is a marsh giant's tummy?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality, body horror, gaslighting, muscle damage, sexy kinda evil granny

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⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠

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Welcome to the Hunting Grounds, a level so large... it could be its own dungeon!

The Fogfen Few have made an allegiance with the elves of Yldaris, but their journey to the bottom of the vault is far from over. On the doorstep of the underground city is the Hunting Grounds, a sprawling biome of ancient buildings, shimmering lakes, fungal forests and monsters, monsters, monsters! The fulcrum lenses that may end the reign of the Ghost Queen must be around here somewhere... but where? Brave the darkest depths, adventurers... it's going to be a busy trip!

Tattoos get purchased. Skulls get observed. Apes get heard.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you make spicy food underground?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Implied head trauma, impaled skulls and body parts, yucky tea mention x(

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The city of Yldaris awaits, brave adventurers. Dare you open the gate?

The Fogfen Few are recovering from another traumatic downtime session, and need to escape it all by going back into the monster-infested dungeon. Surely it'll be calmer there! Psychic horrors, winding tunnels and cities of elves are nothing compared to the terror Derry drags up in our home town. And this city's queen awaits you, heroes-- you don't want to keep the lady waiting, do you?

Minds get warped. Wine gets drank. Visions get spewed.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many buttons is it cool to keep unbuttoned when you've got a high ranking government job?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality and mind bending, mild cosmic horror, fungus, allusions of mild claustrophobia, poison, NPC death, BIG titty elf

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A bumper-sized episode for our time off in Otari! Historically, nothing bad has ever happened in town...

Air! Fresh air! The Fogfen Few are finally out of the vaults after several days being trapped down there, and they are owed one hell of a break. Wash your hair, eat some food, check in with friends... it's so much better out here. Let's chase up on some loose ends and unfinished business before we go back in, okay? I'm sure nothing terrible and twisted will happen, Otari's always too nice for that!

Letters get read. Hounds get discussed. Skies get looked at.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the worst thing a child could do with the power to blow stuff up with their mind?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Depictions of angst over mental disabilities, bad parents, claustrophobia discussions, cosmic horror, isolation, references to sexual content, Silk winks at the mayor

⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠

⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠

⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠

Original Theme⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠

⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠

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