Don't breathe it in! The Fogfen Few crawl through the Test of Despair!

The final challenges before the Fogfen Few are some of the most perilous yet. Traps, terrible monsters and more await in the cramped corridors of the Temple... and if our heroes can make their way through in one piece, they will come face to face with Lady Belcorra Haruvex, and end the curse of the Abomination Vaults forever. But it surely won't be easy... as our adventurers are soon to find out.

Hold your breath! The horrors are upon ye!

Baths get screamed at. Doors get kicked. Glass gets shattered.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what happens if a divine voice comes through a little goblin familiar?

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You've never known true terror... until NOW!

A storm rumbles in the skies above a group of three travellers and their lumbering flesh hulk. A gunblade, a werewolf and a mad scientist take shelter in a castle on the night of a will-reading... only for things to go monstrously, horrifically wrong!

Tonight, we play SKIN DEEP, the Level 16 adventure from Derry's book of 20 Horror One-Shots, Folio of Fear! Will the Heralds of Horror survive the diabolical tale of dread ahead of them tonight? Or are they sure to perish to the thing stalking the castle?

Windows get smashed. Chunks get bitten. Basements get entered.

All this and more in this year's Dice Will Roll Halloween special, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is electricity an ethical substitution for void energy when creating an undead husk?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Extreme classism, extreme gore, jaw trauma, cannibalism, body horror, familial abuse, neck trauma, topless transmasc titties

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Grit your teeth and descend... we enter the final floor of the Abomination Vaults.

About four months ago, a ganzi with a telescope noticed a mysterious light coming from the Fogfen Swamp. Today, our heroes descend into the final level of the mystery she uncovered. The Fogfen Few must be brave as they come to the bottom of the Abomination Vaults... for it is here that they must prove they are worthy of defeating Belcorra!

Lenses get picked. Friends get united. Poison darts get blown.

All this and more in the 69th episode of Abomination Vaults, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does squeezing a wisp let you talk through it?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Urination jokes, being slightly mean to children, vomit, screams, poisoning and implied suicide, cults, headphone destruction

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A rest in Otari can only mean one thing... something terrible is going to happen!

SHIELDS UP! Look around! Bite your lip in fear. What was that noise?! Just people walking around the sleepy town of Otari? No way. Every time the Fogfen Few rests in Otari, something horrible happens! From crab monsters in graveyards to sword thieves killing people, there is NO such thing as a nice relaxing downtime session. I simply don't believe it. Well... I guess we can relax a little. Just for a while. It'll probably be fine.

Shops get shown. Visits get made. Kisses get exchanged.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what was that noise. Was that a roar. No way.

CONTENT WARNINGS: Allusions to current political strife, discussions on forgiveness, redemption and death, eye trauma

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The Cathedral of Shadows awaits. What are its grim origins..?

Caligni have been going missing in the Abomination Vaults, and our heroes have sworn to stop them... but when it turns out that both they and their rival adventuring party, the Dungeon Delvers, are being dragged into an obsidian black church deep underground... well, gosh, that's probably not good, right? The Fogfen Few enter one of the most dangerous parts of the dungeon, unaware of its true history or what is to come now. Brace yourselves, listeners... it's the beginning of the end!

Lights get shined. Songs get hushed. Gags get taken out.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what happens when a metal band shirt gets given life?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Cult practices, human sacrifice, blindness, SKELETONS!!!!!

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The Fogfen Few face off against Callido Haruvex after five floors of chasing!

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. That's the hope in the hearts of the Fogfen Few as they battle with Callido Haruvex, the cousin of Lady Belcorra and a terrible graveknight warrior. With his massive zweihander and terrible cold magic, will our heroes be able to strike him down... or are they doomed to die under the boot of an undead monstrosity?

Eye beams get blasted. Journals get read. Lenses get located.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... hello??? Is ANYONE there?!?!

CONTENT WARNINGS: Nihilistic themes, not much else honestly it's all par for the course Abomination Vaults stuff, Phosero hints at forcefemming

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On the trail of the Dungeon Delvers, the Fogfen Few find nothing but horrors beyond their wildest imaginations... and a few silly billies too.

We've had quite a few days here on the 9th floor of the Abomination Vaults, haven't we? Wight giant kings, vampire hyrngars, will-o-wisps following us everywhere we go... surely, SURELY by now, the worst of it must be over. Right? Wrong, of course! Our heroes continue their treacherous hike through the Hunting Grounds, making their way into the cave systems in the deepest end of the floor. Here, there's some pretty gnarly things waiting for them... so hold up your torch and hold your breath, this is gonna be rough!

Fingers get grabbed. Keys get located. Doorknobs get turned.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does throwing a tantrum actually save lives sometimes?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, gruesome remains, body horror, spiders,

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Surrender your soul... you stand in the shadow of LORD DOMINUS DRESCU, master of Belcorra's Treasure Vault!

Bloodsucking bastards berate us! A nosferatu malefactor and his servants are the source of an old friend's curse, and if we want to set her free, we're going to need to kick some vampire ass! But so deep below the surface, where the sun never shines... is this voracious vampiric varmint indestructible? Ready your swords, we may need some lamp oil, ropes AND bombs in this one!

Heads get clubbed. Heals get given. Discounts get given.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what sort of strange shape has three sides, with one corner at the top and two others at the bottom?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Vampires, disease, neck trauma, blood, discussions of blood transfusions (but not in great detail), filth, cults, cult mentality, brainwashing, a second fireball has hit the treasure vault, Derry crashes the FUCK out in the patreon outro

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The Fogfen Few become the Fogfen Four as Phosero Witchhelm joins the fray!

As an adventurer, you often end up taking on more quests than you'd expect. And some days, that means knocking out a whole bunch of them at once! Hans the Hand? Check! Books for Otari's ghost? Check! A quest you didn't even know you'd taken involving a mysterious elf in a tavern? Check! But then, there are some that you pick up, and...

A wandering vending machine..?

The Fogfen Few have a few interesting things to cover today, and boy oh boy, is it going to reveal some things they might never have expected!

Hero points get given. Bridges get jumped from. Stairways get stared down.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many adventurers do other adventurers know?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore and bone breaking/flesh tearing, allusions to sex, undeath, rat mentions, debt, mass devastation and disasters, worms, Phosero is not a virgin

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The king of the basilisks slithers close!

This is what happens when you lie. One second, you're trying to squirm out of an awkward situation. The next, a 30-foot long snake with a metal crown that breathes corrosive venom clouds is coming down to bite you. That's just the nature of things I fear. The Fogfen Few and Phosero Witchhelm must team up and fight for their lives, lest the terrible serpent turn them to mush and slurp up their goop!

Guts get sliced. Pans get thwacked. Love confessions get exchanged.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's it look like for Derry to realize he was autistic over the Muppets mid conversation?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Snakes, vore jokes, eye attacks, romantic scenes, please do not call me a big vore boy over this episode I didn't write the stat block

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