Dice Will Roll

The god of war is dead. More are to come.

When Our Lord in Iron was ripped asunder and his blood rained down on the people of Golarion, everything changed. What follows is documentation of the death of Gorum, the Godsrain and its effects, the War of Immortals and the gods who died in the immediate aftermath, and the birth of the new gods that emerged from it.

Listeners to the story of Golarion, behold! The time of reckoning is upon us!

CONTENT WARNINGS: Dismemberment, blood, audible depictions of being eaten alive, nihilism, instant death, major character death I mean some of these guys have been on Dice Will Roll, large scale disasters, implied bigotry, interrupted afterlives, spoilers for Prey for Death, Ak's gonna have a real rough time over this one lads

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Just a peaceful romp through Otari... right?

Times are tough in the dungeon! Fleshwarps, mad science and ominous warnings... why, I think the Fogfen Few have earned a nice, relaxing time in their sleepy little home town! Heed not the worried looks cast your way, the shadowy figure hiding on the edge of the crowd, or even the slowly growing threat of something terrible happening at night. Don't even worry about it a little. And hey, that strange sound that's been following you around? I'm sure it's nothing. Just relax, and let's have a nice, chill time in sleepy Otari. Okay?

Scribbles get discussed. "Hey girlie"s get given. Floorboards get torn up.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many times can you cast Cleanse Affliction in one goddamn session?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of mental spiralling, interpersonal drama, horror, allusions to home invasions, ghost tropes, fly sounds, smooth jazz

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Somehow, mind-controlling centipede scientists with French accents aren't even the weirdest part of today's episode!

Alrik, Silk and Fiore have come face to face with the fearsome fleshwarpers of the laboratory level... and yet, stranger and stranger things await them. Weirder than cyborg morlocks, weirder than flesh behemoths growing new fleshwarps, weirder even than an underground tavern battle of the bands! What on Golarion awaits the Fogfen Few when they step into the steamy corridor to the left of the testing floor..?

Backs get thwacked. Vegetables get chopped. Bets get made.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is friendship or mutagenic operations a greater power?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of real-life racism, sexism and homophobia, mind control, body horror, insects, implied nudity, erotic themes, censored f-slur played for admiration towards another queer person from a queer person, ableism, depictions of traumatized victims, implied cannibalism, moulds and fungus, eating insects (not played for gross outs), impact play

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound

Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

Art by RanaOhara

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Fogfen Few versus Shadow Malice... which band will be the last one standing in the Warped Brew Tavern?

Of all the things our heroes were expecting to find in the dungeon, this was not one of them. Ancient libraries? Makes sense. A secret laboratory? Yeah, why not. But a dungeon tavern? Full of monsters drinking ale? Jeez, I mean, sure, why not? Alrik, Silk and Fiore will need to team up and play some tunes to show their rivals that the surface doesn't suck at music, or else blood WILL spill. Grab your lute, strum a tune, and blare that grunge, because the wickedest battle of the bands to ever grace the face (and below) of Golarion is coming YOUR way!

Tunes get played. Ale gets drank. Horrors get uncovered.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you play metal on a mandolin?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of cave-ins, implied devil worship, alcohol, misogynist insults, descriptions of car crashes, extreme body horror, mind control, Post Credit Scenes

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

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The sixth floor awaits, and it's full of weird science and... music?

The Fogfen Few plunge deeper than ever as they make their way to the laboratories of the Abomination Vaults, hot on the trail of a mad, centipede scientist who plans on invading the surface. But not everything is as it seems here in this strange, fleshwarping dungeon. There's strange smells, weird shapes shambling in the corners of your eyes, and... what the hell is that drawn on the wall? By the gods of the Inner Sea! Who could do such a thing?! Alrik, Silk and Fiore must have their wits about them now as they come across some of their most peculiar challenges yet!

Carvings get inspected. Fishing tackles get taken. Double middle fingers get thrown around.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it cool to kill a janitor if they're a single cell organism?

CONTENT WARNINGS: References to genitalia, discussions of pickling animals, frequent references to brain death, references to mind-altering drugs, nihilism, the dreaded xulgath return

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

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What's happening to poor Dorianna Menhemes, and who's to blame?

The Fogfen Few fight to protect those they care about... but what do they do when the evil isn't just contained in the dungeon? From strange buzzing sounds to haunted dolls to strange rubies, it seems like even Otari is becoming filled with terrible mysteries. And it's not like the dungeon is suddenly a cakewalk either! Join our heroes as they make their way through the final stages of the arena and prepare to make their way into the laboratory... with a new sense of urgency with new dire threat uncovered!

Discoveries get made. Doors get touched. Stomps get heard.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... won't you PLEASE look at my cool crystal axe?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Child neglect, dysfunctional families, child abuse, child isolation, child endangerment, gore, body horror, centipedes, mummification

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The Fogfen Few must cure the werewolf of his lycanthropy... or let a monster run wild!

Ah, Otari... the town where nothing ever happens. After a long day out exploring in the dungeon, our heroes can always count on Otari to be a safe place where nothing bad happens. At least... normally it is. But right now, the town is in for a particularly dark night. From howling wolfmen chained up in a druid circle to dark secrets from beyond the stars to screaming children in their bedrooms... the sleepy town of Otari won't be getting much sleep tonight. Will Alrik, Silk and Fiore make it through the most dangerous night of their adventure so far?

Heals get given. Books get read. Toys get broken.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you mug a paladin?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of exorcisms, poison use, capital punishment, serial killers, references to cannibalism, cosmic horror, nihilism, child abuse, audio of children screaming, poor parenting, child endangerment and harm, a BANDIT

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

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Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

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Enter the arena, and earn fame, fortune and treasure!

The Fogfen Few have gone deeper than ever, finding themselves on a floor of the Vaults called the Arena by its inhabitants. But after battling through corridors of statues, traces of shell and bone, and finding the namesake of the floor... well, who could be prepared for what awaits them? Certainly, I don't think anyone was expecting sexy bachelors in the Gauntlight's ruins, but what is life but a series of surprises? Either way, adventurers... do you fancy your chances as champions, or will you end up as more bones scattered around the arena?

Eyes get closed. Deals get made. Combat gets cheered.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... am I damned to hell if I sleep with a particularly charming evil spirit?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Snakes, paralysis, blindness, implied animal cruelty, gladatorial bloodsports, furries

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

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A-dungeoneering we shall go, a-dungeoneering we shall go...

The Fogfen Few have gathered the relics of the Roseguard, for better or for worse. Now, they must plunge into the next floor of the Abomination Vaults. After ruins, dungeons, libraries and temples, what else could lie beneath the earth? Maybe... maybe a circus full of clowns and candyfloss! Actually, scratch that, somehow I think a clown dungeon is a nightmare idea. But nonetheless... whatever there is on the fifth floor of the Vaults will surely be even more terrifying than that.

Portals get opened. Figures get spoken to. Statues get observed.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what if I WANT to step on the rusty grate?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Inter-party deceit, cosmic horror, insects, intense body horror, ego death, snakes, torture references, sexy goth 2

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound

Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

Art by RanaOhara

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