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Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler.

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TIMESTAMPS

00:00 Intro

06:47 Mike’s Insane Car Accident

12:59 Chrissy the Ally in Europe

26:03 Dying Your Beard Broh

32:41 VOICEMAIL

42:15 Nems is Outside

46:10 Producer John’s Car Accident

53:18 Chris Almost Gets Assaulted in a Sauna

1:07:10 Fuck Locksmiths

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