Ding Dong!

I've got two guests that are both on the verge of being new dads: BEN KNIGHT and CARL DONNELLY! That's right: instead of being close to their wives, they're giving birth to content with me instead!

To be fair, Knighty tries every trick in the book to get out of the podcast; we talk about comedians having a REAL job; Knighty's got a kids book out (rare for a comedian); I'm trying to do job interviews with idiots; Knighty's doing sex scenes in movies AND doing voiceovers for it!; we delve into Carl's dancing history; and Blanket's been caught swearing (sort of)!

More dad talk and pre-dad talk! Heaps of fun!

Plus: Blanket and I read out another 5 names!!!

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Ding Dong!

Dads don't hang out at BBQs and talk anymore: they do podcasts.

I'm joined by HARLEY BREEN and DANNY McGINLAY!

I'm back from my trip to Bangkok with Milan, and I'm feeling rough; lucky I've got some mates to rain shit on me! :)

I have to defend my Liverpool wardrobe (from both my guests AND my child); we all learn about cigarettes; Danny has performed to the Australian Prime Minister; and, (you're welcome in advance) there's a massive international incident saga thanks to my fast-and-loose attitude towards prescription medicine of which I do not have a prescription for. He's absolutely done it again™.

Plus: An extra long chat to Blanket as she thanks 5 listeners that are keeping the power on! She's really getting the hang of it!

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Ding Dong!

We're live from PERTH! The home of comedy! The place so nice, they named it once! Live from Oasis Comedy Club!

We're in Comedy HQ with three FABULOUS guests, WIL ANDERSON, RAY O'LEARY and ANDREW WOLFE!

One of our guests is running late, but it's OK, we have the Australian Comedian of the Year™ on our side, and we hear about his travels around the world; plus we hear about the potential guests that Ding Dong Club WAS offered...; Milan and I are flying to Bangkok straight after the live podcast and straight into a political election, and we find out about the WILD new laws we could be walking into; WAY too many mentions of Jared from Subway; plus a reconstruction of a BIZARRE Artificial Intelligence live comedy show I was hired to work on (shhhh)!

Live comedy! You can't beat it! Come to a live show!

Plus: Blanket tells me her lucky number, and we read out that exact number of Patreon subscriber names!

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Ding Dong!

No scams this week... Just getting two pro comics to come to my kid's room to talk for an hour for free. Wait, that kinda sounds like a scam.

It's LEHMOOOO and ADAM ROZENBACHS!

The boys are fresh off the golf course, so we give our takes on golf (whoa, 3 middle-aged blokes talking about golf?!), so expect big thoughts on mental health, cheating, and the best way to smash a windscreen; plus Blanket's bootlegging TV shows; Rozie's school excursions; Lehmo's mouse-ridden childhood home; I'm pushing for a beer sponsor; are Blanket's swimming lessons a scam?; and my local Thai restaurant's owner is somehow even grumpier than me!!

A rollercoaster hour! So many stories, so many laughs!

Plus: Me and Blanket start a brand new segment that no one's ever done before... yet feels eerily familiar... Please don't tell the I.P. lawyers!!

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Ding Dong!

It's nearly a TWO HOUR EPISODE! Holy shit, you're welcome!

It's Ding Dong royalty NICK CODY, and sperm bank teller ABHISHEK MISHRA!

Take the rest of the week off, you've got 120 minutes to deal with here. And there's a LOT.

So: Cody's been to Thailand; me and Cody are in doghouse with our wives; Cody makes his debut as a travel influencer; I act like a backpacker in my own house;

And then... the entire episode gets flipped on it's head, as Abhishek tells us the story about how he's been scammed. It's an absolute epic story.

A massive true crime story... but with two dickheads hanging shit all over it.

An absolute must-listen!

Plus: Blanket's been scammed too!

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Ding Dong!

It's Ding Dong Debutante HE HUANG, and African nationality guesser extraordinaire, DAVE O'NEIL!

We learn HEAPS about China; Blanket's been fed a beer(!); He Huang has toured Koh Samui; we find out about a parental dating app; an insane story about He trying to cure depression; and O'Neil has a right of reply about his African guessing game!

Great fun. Get into it, IMHO.

Plus: Blanket talks about her new drinking problem.

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Ding Dong!

It's Ding Dong Debutante LLOYD LANGFORD, and Hall of Famer, People's Choice Award-winner SAM TAUNTON!

It's a mega episode, there's so much to get through: Lloyd's start in comedy opening for... (gulp) Russell Brand; Sam finds out where he placed in the Ding Dong Club best of 2025 charts; Taunts has been the victim of a massive DIRTY crime happen between two supermarkets in Northcote; plus Chando and Blanket find themselves in the middle of a robbery!!!

It's an absolutely HUGE episode!

Plus: Blanket returns with her new single!

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Ding Dong!

Two of the best: LUKE HEGGIE and DAVE THORNTON join me, as we go through a big journey including: private schoolboys; Heggie's old weird jobs & match-making; a MAJOR responsible serving of alcohol issue at my local pub; a HUGE additional attraction to the Koh Samui International Podcast Festival; a lot of Pig Island talk; and look, just a lot of general Heggie grumpy private schoolboy entitledness.

Good stuff!

Plus: the best/worst "Let's Talk to Blanket" of all time!

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Ding Dong!

Welcome to 2026, with a ripping new episode with two asian comedians: MIKE GOLDSTEIN and ROHAN GANJU!

We dissect the most inappropriate guessing game ever; we announce the 3rd guest for the Koh Samui International Podcast Fringe Festival™; Blanket has found an insane look-a-like of me; we help fix Queen and Total Recall; I've gotten some bizarre new comedy roast writing work; and you demanded it: the return of "Talkin' Thailand"!

Wall-to-wall laughs! This is a hot one!

Plus: I confront Blanket over my look-a-like!

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It's the very best of 2025!

You voted for YOUR FAVORITE episode/s of the year,

I compiled the hundreds of votes,

And I count down the top 5 episodes,

With the best bits from the best episodes!

Thanks for listening!

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