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This is it. The one that started it all. Disney’s first foray into moviemaking, and the first full-length animated movie ever produced. And it has way more music than you remember. Most of it is bad.

Important questions:

Is the Evil Queen a stealth feminist icon?

Why is the prince so weird, and why does his song suck so much?

D-did Snow White ascend into heaven at the end?

The music we used is Homeward by Scott Buckley and Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere, off of Music for Podcasts 3.

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We’ve done it. It’s over.

We killed the franchise.

This is a return to form, imaginary readers. This movie? It’s bad. In fact, it’s mostly nonsense. And we watched it. On purpose.

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Number Nine wasn't even IN it! They didn't mention The Secret Arts ONCE!

Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley.

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Is Jean-Bob proof that a merciful god does not exist? Discuss.

Will this be our penultimate Swan Princess episode? I will not lie, the concept excites me.

This is a movie mostly about Derek’s terrible mother, and it’s somehow one of the best in the series.

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Happy Holidays! Let’s celebrate with the most morose Christmas movie we could find! Well, the most morose movie with Muppets, at least.

And really, what says Christmas like abject poverty?

Our theme music is Ukulele for Christmas by Lee Rosevere, whose channel is: https://www.youtube.com/@LeeRosevere

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Everybody wants to be a cat. But not these cats, specifically. Other, cooler cats, who do stuff.*

*This opinion not necessarily endorsed by the podcast as a whole.

Programming note: Tony was losing his voice and also his mic was acting up, so his audio isn't perfect quality.

Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley.

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Hard to call this one “a romp,” but it might be fun, if you can get over the cat murder. And, uh, the onscreen cat sex. And the casual homophobia. Oh, and the original writer went full “concentration camp” later in life.

Got some wacky dream sequences, though!

Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley.

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Yes, that’s really the title. No, none of the writing in the movie is better than that title. No, none of the acting is, either.

This movie might actually be a crime against good taste, dinosaurs in general, and James Gurney specifically.

Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley.

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This was a movie that Steven Spielberg made. On purpose. In 1993.

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Remember those beloved mice from that beloved movie? No? Well, this time we paired them with Crocodile Dundee!

The podcast is split as to whether this was a worthwhile endeavor.

Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley.

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