This is where it all began. The glitz! The glamor! The multiple songs sung by Gilbert Gottfried!

Important questions:

Why is the Genie terrible now?

Why doesn’t the movie start for thirty minutes?

Is “You’d be surprised what you can live through,” a good line?

Keep an ear out for no less than three cats trying to ruin this recording!

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We finally made it. It's over. This episode, we watch Disneytoons die.

Important questions:

What's the deal with these terrible cops?

Does Andy have a stuffed Neverbeast now?

Why did Fawn becomeTinkerbell?

Content note: I did cut the ten minute rant about how Disney kills queer media but still wants the credit for doing the bare minimum for acknowledging people exist, but that was only because it was depressing, not because it was wrong.

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This episode was pretty badly desynced until recently, but it's fixed now!

Important questions:

What does pixie dust do?

Is science evil?

Does Zarina wanna make out with Captain Hook?

Keep an ear out for the potential genocide of the winter fairies.

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I know I said I wanted the magic of Neverland back. I was wrong.

Important questions:

What is the most ridiculous piece of lore that these movies can keep repeating?

What's the Keeper's name?

Why are air conditioners bad for the environment?

Keep an ear out for vivid descriptions of a bunch of new characters that will never be seen again.

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Did you want to go back to the wonder and magic of Neverland? TOO BAD!

Important questions:

When is Tinkerbell going to get to drive a car?

Shouldn't that guy have a moustache?

Is Cheese getting to old for this?

Keep an ear out for another Tinkerbell movie that fails to have a coherent moral.

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Nothing says “we created a wondrous magical country” like “let's immediately leave.”

Important questions:

Why is Mole the hero of this movie?

Is Kida the villain of this movie!?

Is Sweet even in this movie!?!?

Keep an ear out for World War I, just around the corner.

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Back into celebrating imperialism and white-saviorism! Good going, Disney.

Important questions:

What other movies does this movie want to be?

How could Dr. Sweet have been a better character?

How did movies like this kill Disney's 2D animation?

Keep an ear out for the removal of TWENTY FULL MINUTES about the fall of American animation.

Thanks to Lee Rosevere for

So, you all heard the content warning, right? Because YEESH.

Important questions:

Why are some women not white and conventionally attractive?

Why does this movie ask that question?

Holy shit.

Keep an ear out for us talking about anything other than this movie, because it was so deeply miserable to contemplate.

Thanks to Lee Rosevere for

In the dark, gritty world of early oughts cgi, one man make a brief, valiant attempt to do something with the Universal movie monsters.

Important questions:

Are there kinds of active besides “stoic” and “over the top? No.

Why is Anna so bad at killing monsters?

How many people get roofied in this movie?

Keep an ear out for the “shocking twist” that is the Angel Gabriel reveal.

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All right, I'll just say it: I'm not proud of how long it took to edit this.

Important questions:

What's the importance of a black superhero?

What does this movie take from other movies, and does it improve those themes?

Is everyone okay this year?

Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony believing that this one won't take almost two months to release.

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