This one might have taken like two months to edit because of real life being actively terrible, but we're back!

Important questions:

Why wasn't this movie fun?

Why is Boots the bet character/robot/broken plot device?

Mistakes: bad?

Keep an ear out for Andy acting like he's not a nerd right before he admits to seeing Star Trek by himself on Valentine's Day.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

Find us on the Internet!

Email is [email protected]

Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

A story about a space cop fighting his dad.

Important questions:

Who will betray Buzz in the final act!?

Who is the most nineties character in this movie?

Why are the little green men charming?

Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony talking about Star Wars again, but this time it's thematic!

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

Find us on the Internet!

Email is [email protected]

Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

There are a nonzero amount of dogs barking on this recording, am I'm choosing to call that “thematic.”

Important questions:

Is Harry a cop?

Does Pikachu hate cops?

How much Star Wars talk did I have to cut?

Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony each getting obsessive about different twists.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

Find us on the Internet!

Email is [email protected]

Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

Back to the nineties. Back to the heyday of one of the most popular franchises ever. Back... to the future.

(Because there's maybe time travel.)

Important questions:

What's Mewtwo's motivation?

Why does Christian soft rock start playing?

Who is the Voyager?

Keep an ear out for Tony criticizing voice actor performances, and Andy getting deep into the politics of anime dubbing,

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

Find us on the Internet!

Email is [email protected]

Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

I hope you had “trivialized a mental disorder” on your bad movie bingo cards, because we sure didn't!

Important questions:

What's with all the ghost stuff?

Did the music get... better?

When did Number Nine get cool again?

Keep an ear out for the CRAZY TWIST that you can turn letters sideways.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

Find us on the Internet!

Email is [email protected]

Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

New year, same old terrible series. I deeply regret returning to this poisoned well.

Important questions:

Does anyone watch these movies?

Why is Spider-Man acting so stupid?

What is the worst plan in this film?

Keep an ear out for the triumphant(?) return of Number Nine.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

Find us on the Internet!

Email is [email protected]

Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

All right, one last time before the end of the year, let's finish a series.

Important questions:

Could they have more blatantly gotten Robin Williams back?

How racist are the forty thieves?

In what myriad of ways does Cassim suck?

Keep an ear out for Andy referring to Cassim as a “daddy” and Tony refusing to acknowledge it.

Thanks to Lee Rosevere for

This is where it all began. The glitz! The glamor! The multiple songs sung by Gilbert Gottfried!

Important questions:

Why is the Genie terrible now?

Why doesn’t the movie start for thirty minutes?

Is “You’d be surprised what you can live through,” a good line?

Keep an ear out for no less than three cats trying to ruin this recording!

Our theme music is

We finally made it. It's over. This episode, we watch Disneytoons die.

Important questions:

What's the deal with these terrible cops?

Does Andy have a stuffed Neverbeast now?

Why did Fawn becomeTinkerbell?

Content note: I did cut the ten minute rant about how Disney kills queer media but still wants the credit for doing the bare minimum for acknowledging people exist, but that was only because it was depressing, not because it was wrong.

Our theme music is

This episode was pretty badly desynced until recently, but it's fixed now!

Important questions:

What does pixie dust do?

Is science evil?

Does Zarina wanna make out with Captain Hook?

Keep an ear out for the potential genocide of the winter fairies.

Our theme music is