I hope you had “trivialized a mental disorder” on your bad movie bingo cards, because we sure didn't!

Important questions:

What's with all the ghost stuff?

Did the music get... better?

When did Number Nine get cool again?

Keep an ear out for the CRAZY TWIST that you can turn letters sideways.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

Find us on the Internet!

Email is [email protected]

Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

New year, same old terrible series. I deeply regret returning to this poisoned well.

Important questions:

Does anyone watch these movies?

Why is Spider-Man acting so stupid?

What is the worst plan in this film?

Keep an ear out for the triumphant(?) return of Number Nine.

Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

Find us on the Internet!

Email is [email protected]

Andy is @royalty_valens

Andy’s other podcast is Time Honored Pictures

Tony is @theaterbats

Tony’s comic is Inspired By True Events

All right, one last time before the end of the year, let's finish a series.

Important questions:

Could they have more blatantly gotten Robin Williams back?

How racist are the forty thieves?

In what myriad of ways does Cassim suck?

Keep an ear out for Andy referring to Cassim as a “daddy” and Tony refusing to acknowledge it.

Thanks to Lee Rosevere for

This is where it all began. The glitz! The glamor! The multiple songs sung by Gilbert Gottfried!

Important questions:

Why is the Genie terrible now?

Why doesn’t the movie start for thirty minutes?

Is “You’d be surprised what you can live through,” a good line?

Keep an ear out for no less than three cats trying to ruin this recording!

Our theme music is

We finally made it. It's over. This episode, we watch Disneytoons die.

Important questions:

What's the deal with these terrible cops?

Does Andy have a stuffed Neverbeast now?

Why did Fawn becomeTinkerbell?

Content note: I did cut the ten minute rant about how Disney kills queer media but still wants the credit for doing the bare minimum for acknowledging people exist, but that was only because it was depressing, not because it was wrong.

Our theme music is

This episode was pretty badly desynced until recently, but it's fixed now!

Important questions:

What does pixie dust do?

Is science evil?

Does Zarina wanna make out with Captain Hook?

Keep an ear out for the potential genocide of the winter fairies.

Our theme music is

I know I said I wanted the magic of Neverland back. I was wrong.

Important questions:

What is the most ridiculous piece of lore that these movies can keep repeating?

What's the Keeper's name?

Why are air conditioners bad for the environment?

Keep an ear out for vivid descriptions of a bunch of new characters that will never be seen again.

Our theme music is

Did you want to go back to the wonder and magic of Neverland? TOO BAD!

Important questions:

When is Tinkerbell going to get to drive a car?

Shouldn't that guy have a moustache?

Is Cheese getting to old for this?

Keep an ear out for another Tinkerbell movie that fails to have a coherent moral.

Our theme music is

Nothing says “we created a wondrous magical country” like “let's immediately leave.”

Important questions:

Why is Mole the hero of this movie?

Is Kida the villain of this movie!?

Is Sweet even in this movie!?!?

Keep an ear out for World War I, just around the corner.

Our theme music is

Back into celebrating imperialism and white-saviorism! Good going, Disney.

Important questions:

What other movies does this movie want to be?

How could Dr. Sweet have been a better character?

How did movies like this kill Disney's 2D animation?

Keep an ear out for the removal of TWENTY FULL MINUTES about the fall of American animation.

Thanks to Lee Rosevere for