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This is only like the second trilogy we've every done, but trilogies hurt.

Important questions:

What is Floubder's characterization?

Should Ariel run away from home?

What are mermaid sisters like?

Keep an ear out for a three minute discussion about electric eels.

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Time to get back to our roots: watching movies that are exactly like other movies, but worse.

Important questions:

Why is everyone making poor decisions?

How can a fish go bald?

Who has become the biggest sitcom dad?

Keep an ear out for Tony constantly questioning Ariel's decision making skills and Andy describing the plot of “Magic Kid,” or “Little Ninja Dragon.”

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We're finally doing it! We get to find out what makes a mermaid tick, explore the nineties Disney renaissance, and talk about feminism! It's very us.

Important questions:

What did Howard Ashman do for this movie?

Who is the scariest Disney dad?

How badly does everyone want Eric to get married?

Keep an ear out for Andy derailing us to talk about Ashman again, like over and over.

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Our new season continues! Life's gonna be like strawberry sherbet.

Important questions:

Can a bad movie be a good pilot?

How much cuter did Pascal get?

What is gained and lost in a shift to classical animation?

Keep an ear out for Andy being mad that Eugene is shoved to the side, and Tony analyzing frying pan attacks.

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New year, new season, new format! Let's talk about hair.

Important questions:

What makes Tangled feel like a classicly animated film?

Why is Mother Gothel such a good abuser?

Would Pascal Kill?

Keep an ear out for Andy making the most of an opportunity to talk about one of his favorite movies, while Tony talks about the tv series.

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One last rambling, low energy podcast episode before the year ends! Why not?

Important questions:

What are the worst Christmas songs?

What are the best Christmas movies?

Why can we never stay on topic?

Keep an ear out for Andy being a Grinch and Tony editing out beeps.

Even though we thanked Lee Rosevere for Planet E, our music this time is actually

Oh, yes. It's happening. Our blood feud with Richard Rich continues.

Important questions:

Is Odette a lesbian?

Are Odette and Derek bad parents?

How and why do these movies keep getting made!?!?

Keep an ear out for Tony fawning over David Lodge and Andy tearing the facade off this obvious tax scam.

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Time to find that rainbow connection! Join us as we chase our dreams of stardom with some of the most lovable and relatable characters in the western canon.

What is the most exciting cameo in these movies?

Why are the Muppets always poor?

Why would your brother join you on a date?

Keep an ear out for Andy's harrowing story of being a third wheel, and Tony's brief but intense obsession with I do 2: The Divorce.

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Time for an extra-long Halloween episode! Let's pretend that was on purpose, and not us completely failing to keep track of all of our wasted time.

How long does it take to forget the name Uncle Fester?

How gladly would we feast on those that would subdue us?

Why do we keep coming across weird Native American stuff?

Keep an ear out for Andy getting really aggro about goths and Tony getting really aggro about Muppets.

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