Remember when talking animals movies moved in waves through theaters packed with children? Good times, unless we decide during this episode that they actually weren't.

Important questions:

Is Babe wearing a wig?

How many pigs does it take to cast a major motion picture?

What happened to all the sheep herding?

Keep an ear out for Andy discovering that Elrond plays a dog in this movie and Tony feeling uncomfortable around sheep.

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If you were worried you'd never get any insight into one of Tony's legitimate childhood obsessions, THEN GOOD NEWS.

Important questions:

Why would someone be buried with all the tools needed to kill them?

Why did Seto Kaiba build a space elevator?

In what way has Kaiba become the worst person?

Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony taking a deep dive into Kaiba's anti-magic business meetings.

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Ohana means family, and family means we couldn't leave these movies behind.

Important questions:

How old is Lilo?

Why does Hamsterviel exist?

Doesn't the Grand Counselwoman have more important shit to do?

Keep and ear out for Andy and Tony NOT talking about the Stitch! TV show, because it's frankly too much for them to handle.

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We’ve talked about The Lion King a lot. We’ll probably talk about it again. But this time!? This time we’ll talk about it in three dimensions.

Important questions:

How much uncanny valley are we dealing with?

Why is Shenzi SO evil?

What are the difficulties of actually recording in a room together?

Keep and ear out for Tony getting mad about Be Prepared and Andy getting excited about Beyonce.

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Sometimes a story is so good, it just needs to be told. Over and over again. Forever. I guess.

Important questions:

Why is everything so wet?

Is Kaa a god?

Why give the animals human faces!?

Keep and ear out for Andy and Tony pitching Ben Kingsley and Bill Murray buddy movies.

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Tempers flare as Andy and Tony come out on different sides of a remake debate and try to balance magic and animation against cool flips and a more accommodating setting.

Important questions:

What is a diamond in the rough?

Is Aladdin amoral?

How destroyed is the Sultan's brain?

Keep and ear out for Andy fawning over Robbin Williams and Tony calming down after half an hour of yelling.

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“Second star on the right, and straight on 'til morning.”

We knew how to get to Neverland. It takes only some pixie dust and very clear directions. But as the crescent island appears on the horizon, I wonder why we have chosen to return.

Again.

Important questions:

Which one of these fairies is Lucy Liu?

Why are there no baby fairies?

What use is romance in fairy society?

Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony for once not being the target audience for something.

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Ah, the terrible lizards. As children, we see dinosaurs as wondrous, almost mythical beasts. So how come the greatest children's entertainers consistently fail to make decent movies about them?

Important questions:

How much violence against children can be put into a children's movie?

How hard is it to bury an apatosaurus?

Where are all the female characters?

Cards on the table: there was about two hours of content cut from this episode, wherein we talked about anything other than these bad movies.

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Father/son relationships are hard. Do you know what else is hard? THE X-GAMES. That's right. We're getting very mid-nineties/early-oughts this episode.

Important questions:

Who is Max's mom?

What happened to Roxanne after the first movie?

Is Max Cool?

Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony trying to convince you that lying is good.

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Are you ready for our most tangent-filled episode yet!? Because these movies were so boring it was very hard to stay on topic.

Important questions:

Why does Andy hate Phil Collins?

Where is the plot?

Is Bambi art?

Keep an ear out for Tony getting distracted by Alan Tudyk and Andy forgetting Groundhog Day exists.

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