What is this funny little thing called LOVE? How long will it take you to mathematically find your soul mate? What phenomenon led to the novel idea of romantic marriage? What is going on inside your brain when you meet that special someone? Is there a special Valentine for people you despise? If you’ve got the fever, we’ll explain the cause but leave you with the symptoms. So join us as we rip the heart out of love and put it under a microscope to reveal its juiciest secrets.

Swing by for a visit as we explore T&A from top to bottom. Why is society so obsessed with these two great bulbous mounds of flesh? What does cobra venom have to do with breasts? How do you get more junk in that trunk? Learn all about the failed attempts to make them bigger and better, how breast augmentation just might save your life, and the lost art of the humble flatulist. More T&A than you could ever hope for!

We’re here to and finish off the year with our second annual Dirty Talk Christmas Special. So grab yourself a heaping plate of Kiviak and cuddle up close under the mistletoe with someone you love. Because things get entertainingly weird as we examine strange holiday traditions, the creatures that prowl the night during these dark days of winter, and decide who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. Happy Holidays from The Dirty Talk Podcast!

It’s the time of year when darkness creeps back into the days, the boundaries between worlds thins, and death prepares to walk the earth again. Journey with us into these dark days as we indulge in Spectrophilia and learn about people who really “Love” ghosts, explore the promise of communicating with our dear departed loved ones, and find ways to bring a little sexy to the mundane objects in our lives. Join us for our 1st Annual Celebration Of Spectrophilia.

It’s the crescendo finale of our plunge into the divinely orgasmic world of Sex Cults and Charismatic Perverts. Seclude yourself in your ethically sourced Sex Box with the blandest food you can find and prepare your throbbing ear meat to tune in, turn on, and drop out.

The driving force behind all sex cults is a charismatic pervert with a religious fire in their hearts and pants. What does your silverware have to do with communal polyamory? Can electric Jesus sex love make you immortal? How do you become God’s sex slave? For your consideration, we present these tantalizing tales of people with a very “intimate” relationship to their theology.

It’s here! The final episode in our three part series exploring Sh*t, Blood, and Cum. Prepare for an ear full of the best information we could dig up on the pearlescent love gravy. Are there epic battles being waged inside vaginas? Is the penis better at extracting cum than depositing it? Should semen be considered a performance enhancing drug and a revolution in the cosmetic industry? All this and more as the Dirty Talk Podcast is proud to present Cum!

It’s the second installment in our three part series exploring Sh*t, Blood, and Cum! What does your blood horoscope say about you as a person? Is there a secret Ancient Alien code hidden in your bloodline? What are the effects of injecting a stranger’s blood into state mandated communist children and teenage blood into rich geriatrics? Listen and all be revealed.

It’s the first installment in our three part series exploring Sh*t, Blood, and Cum! Join us as we delve into pioneers who blazed a toxic trail of turds across North America, how excrement can save your life in the arctic wilds, feces as an attempted murder weapon, the future of poop in green energy, and so much more! This is definitely our sh*ttiest podcast to date.

Chris and Rain explore two sides of the same coin, Sex & Death. You’ll be riveted by their revelations about 16th Century Syphilis rhinoplasty, the Harry Houdini of masturbation, popes gone wild, cannibal oral sex bondage spiders, and death by fellatio!