Paint us white and tickle our clit at one o'clock because this week's episode is all about Batman and Orgasms. Two great things that go great together.

Sex happens on college campuses but sex dungeons are sadly lacking, a literal living god has passed away, our ancestors were practicing breath play in caves, and want to be more creative seven days from now? Take some psilocybin. It's everything you've come to expect from the weekly after hours podcast but now with more fruit flavors.

Want to visit your pleasure cove but are simultaneously hungry? There's an app for that. Want to know why penises are shrinking world wide? It's definitely not because the world is getting colder. When is a penis doodle a precursor to a disaster and when can it make the internet a better place? I guess you'll just have to listen to this week's After Hours to find out.

Believe it or not, there are numerous countries around the world with outright bans on sex toys. Simply possessing one is a criminal act. Of course, there are those that seek to profit off these prohibitions.

Journey with us as we travel from the deserts of Arabia to the jungles of Southeast Asia on a fictional adventure exploring the international illicit sex toy smuggling trade.

Welcome to the first of what will be biweekly releases of our Dirty Talk After Hours Podcast. Why is it episode number 120? Listen and find out.

What's on the menu this week? We start off with some hors d'oeuvres of recent science, then a main course of cum in space topped with a polyamory reduction, and a dive into some backwards Mississippi laws for desert. Bon Appetit!

There is a problem with masturbation. But what is it? Is it because it will cause you to waste away till you’re more animal than human? Is it because ringing the devil's doorbell is a guaranteed one-way trip to the fiery pits of hell? Is it because it’s the gateway drug that leads to every depraved sexual act imaginable? Or is it something even worse?

Let’s pull back the stained crusty sheets from the bed of truth and discover the real problem with this solo pastime.

With Valentine's Day looming on the horizon we thought it would be fun to revisit the episode Be My Dirty Talk Valentine. In this classic episode we explore the dark back alleys of this love filled holiday to learn about its gory origin, try to solve the mysterious conundrum of who St. Valentine was, uncover the sexy origin of the heart symbol, qawk at Cupid’s dysfunctional marriage, and find out what love has to do with liver.

To celebrate Chris’s newly gifted lordship of Sealand we reach back into the Dirty Talk After Hours Podcast archives to dust off an episode from February of 2019 in which we launch a failed invasion of the micronation.

As a bonus follow-up to the Feast of the Holy Prepuce episode we talk with David Farley the author of the definitive book about Jesus' Foreskin, An Irreverent Curiosity. So if you have an irreverent curiosity, listen in and learn all about the backstory of this miraculous piece of Christian history from the man who searched Italy for this bizarre religious relic.

For our very first bonus episode we are reaching into our Patreon exclusive Dirty Talk After Hours Podcast archives to pull out a gem from the Two Minutes Till Midnight follow-up episode. Join us as we look at the amazing life of John B. Watson: father of behaviorism, terrorizer of small children and animals, and a man who still influences every day of your life.