-Surprise guest cohost!

-The White House's "Dr." Jill Biden has released the annual Christmas video, apparently directed by Stanley Kubrick. This video has *everything*: gurning Gen Z dancers, canned foley tap-dance sounds, and giant stupid flowers on heads for no discernible reason.

-Cluster B escaped the domestic sphere long ago, but when it shows up in community theater you know there's a good story behind it. We talk about the rise and fall of a narcissistic community theater diva who left broken relationships, wasted money, and canceled shows in her wake. But she gets what was coming to her in the end.

-Pick-a-mix mockery of Korporate Karens, Italian airports, and America's favorite pancake syrup.

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