Heads up, The Dark Lord talks very low and sometimes is barely heard at max volume. We recommend you listen to all of our episodes with headphones, but this one specifically. So on this episode, Krowned Kris and Bryan Love is joined by two new guests for our first black history month episode. We discuss the hierarchies of slaves, talk about how a few cases were treated, a dog named Ni**er, and more all black topics on this episode. If you were offended by this episode and have to shut us down, you can find our Facebook page named "Disappointment Personified" and our YouTube Channel named "Disappointment Personified Podcast".

Krowned Kris here, in our latest episode, I challenged Bryan Love to set up, host, record, and create a title + description for an episode all by himself. Here's the description he came up with: "Ever wonder if it’s a good Idea to run a train with a family member, or receive head at a family function? Well fear not, all will be answered in EP. 12 of Disappointment Personified." Terrible, ain't it? It doesn't tell you nearly enough about the episode. If this episode is trash, my bad guys... I'll make sure it never happens again. If you ARE disappointed by the episode, go and like our Facebook Page "Disappointment Personified" and shoot me a DM about how you'll never get that hour and some change back.

Krowned Kris and Bryan Love is joined by Rose and Michael in our all military episode. Bryan Love (Marine), Rose (Soon-to-be Marine), and Michael (Navy) discuss the worrisome stories they've experienced. We talk about rape and suicide statistics in the military. Bryan Love and Micheal prove who is the strongest branch with an arm wrestle. We all try to scare Rose with the decision she made by discussing boot camp and the gas chamber. Finally, we all go into an unplanned, group argument over Android Vs iPhone. If you haven't already, because you are trying to be the most disappointing disappointment in the world, check out our facebook page "Disappointment Personified" for live videos, updates, and dark memes. Check out our Twitch channel too... we'll start soon. Also, we are starting up our YouTube channel "Disappointment Personified Podcast" really really soon, we will just put our episodes up there.

In our longest episode yet, we invite on Cletis (who used to be Everette) and a new guest named Lucifer. We do another installment of "Soulless Comedy" and Bryan Love gets his annual Job Audit. We also go a bit in depth with Lucifer and talk about his "Street Pharmaceutical Business". There's the biggest cocaine seizure in U.S. history and one of the biggest drug seizures of Virginian history. Finally, we play a game Krowned Kris created titled "Perfect Match". You don't want to miss this make-ya-momma-cry episode, I promise. We will be posting on Twitch (when we get the equipment functioning properly) so check us out on there, "DisappointmentPersonified". We will be posting to YouTube within the week, channel named "Disappointment Personified Podcast". As always, check out our Facebook page "Disappointment Personified" for really offensive memes, pictures of some podcast milestones, links to all the episodes, and live videos that show up nowhere else!

Sorry for the late episode guys, but we had to make time to fit in our OG co-host J-mellow. Accompanying J-Mellow is Claire and a brand new guest, Rebecca. In the start of this episode, we look at and make fun of incredibly rare birth defects... here's the link so that you can follow along ( https://magazine.lensvid.com/article/1105411079/unusual-looking-people-born-with-rare-body-mutation/?type=5 ). Then Krowned Kris does another segment of "Soulless Comedy". Finally, Rebecca breaks down the two seperate "Black Lives Matter" protests that she was a part of. Enjoy this "we're all going to hell" episode and get ready for our 10th episode where we go live on Twitch (and Facebook)! That will be around Thanksgiving. If you haven't already because you're born with a birth defect that prevents you from listening to instructions, follow our FB page Disappointment Personified so you can see our next episode live! Don't forget Claire's little thing she's doing... Animezinga on Twitch... or her YouTube channel "Animezin Channel".

In this surprise episode of Disappointment Personified, we are joined by Claire, Barbie, Mona, and Sink. For the majority of the podcast, Bryan Love talks about his craziest smash and dash who turned out to be handicapped. We do another edition of "I Need Answers". We also discuss a wall booty and Krowned Kris talks about his worst date, which can NOT hold a candle to Bryan Love's sexual adventure. Don't forget to follow us on our FB page "Disappointment Personified" for more content. Also follow "Animezinga" and "Obsidian_Theory" on Twitch and "Animezin Channel" on YouTube.

Forgive us in advance for the first 30 minutes of the podcast. We are disappointments, so we learn from our mistakes. It's hard to hear the commentary, but we listen to the sickest rapist in history (Toy Box Killer) and make fun of an audio clip he plays to his victims before his months-long torture begins. Joining Krowned Kris we have Claire, Tyler, and Kyle (AKA Chris). We also discuss two new re-ocurring bits, that we will bring to the podcast ever so often, named "Soulless Comedy" and "I Need Answers". Enjoy this episode that really pushes the boundaries of PC comedy with us and follow our FB page "Disappointment Personified" for upcoming live episodes and edgy memes. Subscribe to "Blackfender" on YouTube and check out "Animezinga" on Twitch, also "Animezin Channel" on YouTube.

The audio is a real stinker for this one folks.... A newcomer to the podcast, Everett, joins Krowned Kris and Bryan Love. Krowned Kris tries shrooms for the first time, then discusses his out-of-the-blue text message and how he tried to impersonate the intended receiver. We all try to "Run The Gauntlet" (which is the worst videos the internet can offer) and stop before the shrooms kick in. Everett and Bryan Love give their drunk stories and some homeless men encounters... there's much more to listen to on this episode of Disappointment Personified. If you haven't already, check out our Facebook Page: "Disappointment Personified" for our one and only live episode we did.

As you can see, for our 5th episode we have decided to name it and that's what we will be doing from now on. So in this episode, we are joined by Claire and Kyle. We discuss a christian pamphlet that Kris finds at a gas station pump. We order from two separate pizza places AND play a rap song made by our pizza delivery man himself. Finally, we discuss some interesting conversations that Kyle has had with his coworker. Tune it every second Sunday of the month for Disappointment Personified, like pretty please. It would mean alot to our mothers. If you haven't already, follow our FB page "Disappointment Personified" for extra content soon! Since he was brave enough to let us clown him on our podcast, here's TFDL's song "Whistle While You Twerk" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHnkpK7wkRU