For there is, arguably, no other corporation that demonstrates the triangular relationship between quickness, cheapness, and goodness than America's favorite and most hated superstore, Wal-Mart. While we don't need a long, drawn-out analysis of this Iron Triangle, we can use our otherwise wasted energy on standing in faux solidarity with our heroes online as they relay unto us the high cost of low value.

The Players:

Rachel "SoleTwinAudios" Pulliam- Jackie H, Billie W;

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Jan T, Kevin M;

Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson- Felicia P, Annalee K;

Dillon "ManiacalZ" Horinek- Manray P, Anderson D;

PhantomSauceTV- Jeb W, Don R;

Corinna "kyndrill" Bolon- Sandy K, Audrey Q;

M'Jean "mj-mase" Mason- Narrator

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

Produced, directed, written, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment.

Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

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Olive Garden's slogan is "When you're here, you're family". But to hear our heroes online tell it, to call this family dysfunctional would be too generous. It's no Garden of Eden; but if the Tree of Knowledge came with endless breadsticks, you'd disobey God, too.

The Players:

Corinna "Kyndrill" Bolon- Jess V, Alice G;

Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson- Ella D, Doreen Z;

Rachel "SoleTwinAudios" Pulliam- Millie R, Beatrice A;

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Aaron W, Cameron J;

PhantomSauceTV- Jeremiah W;

M'Jean "mj-mase" Mason- The Narrator

Cast Provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

Produced, directed, written, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment

Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Lizst

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When Dave Thomas used his secret lab (aka "Wendy's") to conjure up the old-fashioned hamburger, no one thought to expect to be humiliated by his creature on social media. But since the advent of this lab's Twitter account, only carnage followed... Don't believe us? Just look at the Baconator. Alas, it's up to our heroes online to defeat the mighty beast as they endure the "Wrath of the Wendy-Go"!

The Players:

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Chuck W, Stan K;

Rachel "SoleTwinAudios" Pulliam- Britta M, Jill B;

PhantomSauceTV- Kyle F, Jay J;

Corinna "Kyndrill" Bolon- Morgan C, Cori K;

Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson- Charnay N, Brenda B;

Dillon "ManiacalZ" Horinek- Gary W, DJ W;

M'Jean "mj-mase" Mason- Narrator

Cast provided by The Casting Call Club at castingcall.club

Produced, directed, written, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment.

Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt.

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As the slogan says, "America Runs on Dunkin'". Considering most of Dunkin' Donuts's products are high in carbs and fatally high in sugar, wouldn't it be hard to run at all? Nonetheless, our heroes online are back again to run to their computers and contemplate if Dunkin' has anything worth running for in "Donuts About You".

The Players:

PhantomSauceTV- Bobby T, Rusty P;

Corinna "Kyndrill" Bolon- Zoe W, Macie L;

Dillon "ManiacalZ" Horinek- Brian T, Dexter R;

Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Zelda E, Pamela M;

Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson- Lydia B, Susanna G;

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- John K, James Q, Raymond R;

Rachel "SoleTwinAudios" Pulliam- Sandra L, Delilah S;

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Narrator

Cast provided by the Casting Call Club forum at castingcall.club.

Produced, directed, written and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment.

Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt.

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New episodes of Disappointment Theatre return Friday, November 26th!

Featuring the voice talents of:

Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching

Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson

Rachel "Soletwinaudios" Pulliam

Corinna "kyndrill" Bolon

PhantomSauceTV

Dillon "ManiacalZ" Horinek

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris

M'Jean "mj-mase" Mason

And many more surprises...

Cast provided by Casting Call Club (castingcall.club)

Music: "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt

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Notice how all these celebrities have taken up podcasting as a way to supplement Hollywood being (sort of) shut down, and in the process stealing all the good listener-based revenue away from actual podcasters? Well, let's see how THEY like it when our heroes online give THEIR films two middle fingers up!

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

The Players:

Krypt "krypton" Maden- Caitlin R, Alice N, Gabriella H;

Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Dawn P, Olivia T, Bradley P;

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Josh L, Mark L, Will M;

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Master of Ceremonies

Produced, written, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt

"The Riot" produced and recorded by Ed Bogas and Ray Shanklin for Fantasy Records, 1972. Used for transformative purposes only as permitted by Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976. No infringement intended.

Additional music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

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They say variety is the spice of life. In the case of Starbucks, however, it'd only be the pumpkin spice. So where's the variety?

The Players:

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Devin T, Jeff O, Matt E;

Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Shelly H, Dakota S, Zelda S;

Krypt "krypton" Maden- Annabella A, Megan B, Carmen M;

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Narrator

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

Produced, written, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt

"Sicilian Folk Music" by Arany Zoltan. Used for trans-formative purposes only as permitted by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act of 1976. No infringement intended.

Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

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Our heroes online show us that not all that glitters is Golden Arches. Also, meet the assistant to the regional podcast host, Fry Counterguy.

The Players:

Krypt "krypton" Maden- Ellen D, Jade C, Kelsey W;

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Dwight N, Scott R, Ike G;

Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Francine K, Patty D, Mandy H;

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Fry Counterguy, Narrator

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

Produced, directed, written, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt

Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

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To borrow from Ray Liotta, "As far back as we can remember, we always wanted to have good pizza." So our heroes online had to give us the dish on where to follow the money slice.  But watch your step! The Boss has a hit out for those trying to out-pizza the Hut...

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

The Players:

Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Paula C, Audrey S, Tyra B;

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Billy Ray V, Samuel L, Brando A;

Krypt "krypton" Maden- Helen F, Michelle B, Monica W;

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- The Mobster

Produced, written, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Lizst

Sicilian folk music by Arany Zoltan

Additional music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

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Maybe this wasn't the year to visit Dollywood, or Alcatraz, or anywhere via the O'Hare International Airport. But you can always count on our heroes online to show you why you're not missing anything.

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

The Players

Andy "Weston89" Weston

Krypt "krypton" Maden

Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris

Ardyth "Arwa" Watson

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason

Produced, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media

Written by M'Jean Mason and John Wesley Norton

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt

Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

Visit us online at disappointmenttheatre.com for more