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For there is, arguably, no other corporation that demonstrates the triangular relationship between quickness, cheapness, and goodness than America's favorite and most hated superstore, Wal-Mart. While we don't need a long, drawn-out analysis of this Iron Triangle, we can use our otherwise wasted energy on standing in faux solidarity with our heroes online as they relay unto us the high cost of low value.
The Players:
Rachel "SoleTwinAudios" Pulliam- Jackie H, Billie W;
Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Jan T, Kevin M;
Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson- Felicia P, Annalee K;
Dillon "ManiacalZ" Horinek- Manray P, Anderson D;
PhantomSauceTV- Jeb W, Don R;
Corinna "kyndrill" Bolon- Sandy K, Audrey Q;
M'Jean "mj-mase" Mason- Narrator
Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club
Produced, directed, written, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.
From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment.
Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com
For more, visit our Facebook and Twitter at the handle @distheatpod.
Olive Garden's slogan is "When you're here, you're family". But to hear our heroes online tell it, to call this family dysfunctional would be too generous. It's no Garden of Eden; but if the Tree of Knowledge came with endless breadsticks, you'd disobey God, too.
The Players:
Corinna "Kyndrill" Bolon- Jess V, Alice G;
Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson- Ella D, Doreen Z;
Rachel "SoleTwinAudios" Pulliam- Millie R, Beatrice A;
Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Aaron W, Cameron J;
PhantomSauceTV- Jeremiah W;
M'Jean "mj-mase" Mason- The Narrator
Cast Provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club
Produced, directed, written, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media
From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment
Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com
Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Lizst
Visit our website at disappointmenttheatre.com for more.
When Dave Thomas used his secret lab (aka "Wendy's") to conjure up the old-fashioned hamburger, no one thought to expect to be humiliated by his creature on social media. But since the advent of this lab's Twitter account, only carnage followed... Don't believe us? Just look at the Baconator. Alas, it's up to our heroes online to defeat the mighty beast as they endure the "Wrath of the Wendy-Go"!
The Players:
Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Chuck W, Stan K;
Rachel "SoleTwinAudios" Pulliam- Britta M, Jill B;
PhantomSauceTV- Kyle F, Jay J;
Corinna "Kyndrill" Bolon- Morgan C, Cori K;
Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson- Charnay N, Brenda B;
Dillon "ManiacalZ" Horinek- Gary W, DJ W;
M'Jean "mj-mase" Mason- Narrator
Cast provided by The Casting Call Club at castingcall.club
Produced, directed, written, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.
From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment.
Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com
Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt.
Visit disappointmenttheatre.com for more.
As the slogan says, "America Runs on Dunkin'". Considering most of Dunkin' Donuts's products are high in carbs and fatally high in sugar, wouldn't it be hard to run at all? Nonetheless, our heroes online are back again to run to their computers and contemplate if Dunkin' has anything worth running for in "Donuts About You".
The Players:
PhantomSauceTV- Bobby T, Rusty P;
Corinna "Kyndrill" Bolon- Zoe W, Macie L;
Dillon "ManiacalZ" Horinek- Brian T, Dexter R;
Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Zelda E, Pamela M;
Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson- Lydia B, Susanna G;
Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- John K, James Q, Raymond R;
Rachel "SoleTwinAudios" Pulliam- Sandra L, Delilah S;
M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Narrator
Cast provided by the Casting Call Club forum at castingcall.club.
Produced, directed, written and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.
From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment.
Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com
Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt.
Visit disappointmenttheatre.com for more.
New episodes of Disappointment Theatre return Friday, November 26th!
Featuring the voice talents of:
Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching
Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson
Rachel "Soletwinaudios" Pulliam
Corinna "kyndrill" Bolon
PhantomSauceTV
Dillon "ManiacalZ" Horinek
Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris
M'Jean "mj-mase" Mason
And many more surprises...
Cast provided by Casting Call Club (castingcall.club)
Music: "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @distheatpod for more details!
Notice how all these celebrities have taken up podcasting as a way to supplement Hollywood being (sort of) shut down, and in the process stealing all the good listener-based revenue away from actual podcasters? Well, let's see how THEY like it when our heroes online give THEIR films two middle fingers up!
Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club
The Players:
Krypt "krypton" Maden- Caitlin R, Alice N, Gabriella H;
Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Dawn P, Olivia T, Bradley P;
Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Josh L, Mark L, Will M;
M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Master of Ceremonies
Produced, written, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media
From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment
Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt
"The Riot" produced and recorded by Ed Bogas and Ray Shanklin for Fantasy Records, 1972. Used for transformative purposes only as permitted by Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976. No infringement intended.
Additional music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com
Visit us at disappointmenttheatre.com for more.
They say variety is the spice of life. In the case of Starbucks, however, it'd only be the pumpkin spice. So where's the variety?
The Players:
Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Devin T, Jeff O, Matt E;
Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Shelly H, Dakota S, Zelda S;
Krypt "krypton" Maden- Annabella A, Megan B, Carmen M;
M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Narrator
Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club
Produced, written, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media
From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment
Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt
"Sicilian Folk Music" by Arany Zoltan. Used for trans-formative purposes only as permitted by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act of 1976. No infringement intended.
Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com
Visit us at disappointmenttheatre.com for more.
Our heroes online show us that not all that glitters is Golden Arches. Also, meet the assistant to the regional podcast host, Fry Counterguy.
The Players:
Krypt "krypton" Maden- Ellen D, Jade C, Kelsey W;
Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Dwight N, Scott R, Ike G;
Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Francine K, Patty D, Mandy H;
M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Fry Counterguy, Narrator
Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club
Produced, directed, written, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media
From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment
Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt
Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com
Visit us at disappointmenttheatre.com for more.
To borrow from Ray Liotta, "As far back as we can remember, we always wanted to have good pizza." So our heroes online had to give us the dish on where to follow the money slice. But watch your step! The Boss has a hit out for those trying to out-pizza the Hut...
Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club
The Players:
Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Paula C, Audrey S, Tyra B;
Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Billy Ray V, Samuel L, Brando A;
Krypt "krypton" Maden- Helen F, Michelle B, Monica W;
M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- The Mobster
Produced, written, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media
From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment
Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Lizst
Sicilian folk music by Arany Zoltan
Additional music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com
Visit us at disappointmenttheatre.com for more
Maybe this wasn't the year to visit Dollywood, or Alcatraz, or anywhere via the O'Hare International Airport. But you can always count on our heroes online to show you why you're not missing anything.
Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club
The Players
Andy "Weston89" Weston
Krypt "krypton" Maden
Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching
Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris
Ardyth "Arwa" Watson
M'Jean "mj mase" Mason
Produced, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media
Written by M'Jean Mason and John Wesley Norton
From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment
Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt
Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com
Visit us online at disappointmenttheatre.com for more
The podcast currently has 25 episodes available.