Disappointment Theatre

Continuing with our "Worst of 2020" series, our heroes online are proud to serve you the fires of Taco Hell with a royal helping of the Burger Kingdom. Bon appetit!

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

The Players:

Andy "Weston89" Weston

Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching

Ardyth "Arwa" Watson

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris

Krypt "krypton" Maden

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason

Produced, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media

Written by M'Jean Mason and John Wesley Norton

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt

Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

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From fighting the Geek Squad, to getting spooked at the Halloween Store, to invoking the name of Apple's founder, this is the Worst of 2020: Retail.

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

The Players:

Andy "Weston89" Weston

Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris

Ardyth "Arwa" Watson

Krypt "krypton" Maden

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason

Produced, directed, written, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment

Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

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Our heroes online are here to thrill you, chill you, and maybe even KILL YOU... with disappointment, that is.

The Players:

Karnivorous Keke Kitching- Tori G, Dani S, Elphaba M

Tales From the Krypt Maden- Krystal R, Britta M, Elvira A

Tim Scare-Us- Arthur T, Nick N, Jason N

Macabre Mason- Narrator

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

Produced, written, directed, and edited by Macabre Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.

From a concept by John Witchy Nort-Sporatu for BROOMstick Films and Entertainment.

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt

"Rumble" by Link Wray and His Ray Men (Wray Jr., Grant. Cadence Records, 1958). "Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett and The Crypt Kickers (Pickett, Capizzi. Garpax Records, 1962). Used for trans-formative purposes only as permitted by Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976. No infringement intended.

Additional music and audio effects by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

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Being a teacher is hard; so listen to our heroes online make the job even harder by trying to prove they don't need no education! Meanwhile, the Narrator gives his class a few tidbits of cyberbullying wisdom during his lecture for Intro to Online Reviewing. Class is in session!

The Players:

Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Dora R, Kitty P, Student #1

Krypt "krypton" Maden- Joyce M, Hermione G, Student #2

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Jonah J, Pierce H, Student at tail end

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Narrator/Professor Mason

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

Produced, written, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment.

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt

"Four Seasons" by Antonin Vivaldi

Additional music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

X-Men and all other related characters are property of Marvel Comics and Entertainment. "Community" and all related characters are creative property of Dan Harmon in association with Sony Pictures Television and NBC Universal. Harry Potter and all related characters are property of J.K. Rowling (whose views we most assuredly do not agree with). References made for transformative purposes only as permitted by Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976. No infringement intended.

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Hear ye, hear ye! Our heroes online reveal acts of treason in the royal halls of the Burger King. Meanwhile, triggered by a certain suburb of Illinois, the Narrator goes to war with a dragon most fierce: his old manager.

The Players:

Andy "Weston89" Weston- Jack D, Mike A;

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Jaime L,  Jerry G;

Krypt "krypton" Maden- Lucy V, Caitlin F;

Ardyth "Arwa" Watson- Roxie F, Kendra C;

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Narrator

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

Produced, written, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.

With excerpts from The Once and Future King by T.H. White (1958. William Collins, Sons)

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment.

Music and audio effects provided by Dave Miles and the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt.

"Pasttime With Good Company" written by King Henry, VIII. Performed by Gryphon from their self-titled album (1973, Transatlantic Records). Used for trans-formative purposes only as permitted by Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976. No infringement intended.

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Thus saith the spirit of Steve Jobs, "Thou shalt heed unto the reviews of our heroes online as they verbally desecrate the temple of the Apple Store." This is the word of the founder.

The Players:

Krypt "krypton" Maden- Gloria N, Anna B;

Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Jacqueline W, Tara P;

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Ronnie R, Lorenzo L, Salvator U;

Ardyth "Arwa" Watson- Eliza M, Ashley S;

Andy "Weston89" Weston- Tommy W, Benny L, Frank S;

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- The Ghost of Steve Jobs

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

Produced, directed, written, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment.

Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt.

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Join our heroes online for a formerly air-bound--- but steadily descending--- adventure as they travel through the dark inferno known as the O'Hare International Airport.  Safe travels! We hope...

The Players:

Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Anna G, Khary B, Crystal N;

Ardyth "Arwa" Watson- Priscilla N, Kimmy P, Erica M;

Andy "Weston89" Weston- Freddy M, Danny S, Benjamin D;

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- William S, Randy C, Daffy M;

Krypt "krypton" Maden- Loren T, Glenn V, Julia M;

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Narrator, Michael R, News reporter in background

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

Produced, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.

Written by M'Jean Mason and John Wesley Norton.

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment.

Music and audio effects provided by Adam A. Johnson in association with the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

"Jet Song" written and composed by Leonard Berenstein and Stephen Sondheim from the musical West Side Story (Laurents, Berenstein, and Sondheim). Used for trans-formative purposes only as permitted by Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976. No infringement intended.

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The jig is up, and Alcatraz Tours has been found guilty on multiple charges of poor customer experience by a jury of our heroes online!

The Players:

Andy "Weston89" Weston- Scottero B, Christopher L, Gregor R, Randy W

Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Danielle D, Rosie M, Jill N

Ardyth "Arwa" Watson- Hannah H, aka "Linda J", aka "Beth B"

Krypt "krypton" Maden- Jenny J, Pauline M, Tami T, Remy T

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Larry P, Davey K, Spock J

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Narrator, Judge

Produced, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.

Written by M'Jean Mason and John Wesley Norton.

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment.

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt.

Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

The "Dun-Dun" from Law & Order was composed by Mike Post. Series created by Dick Wolf for Wolf Films and NBC Universal Television. Used for parody purposes only, as permitted by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act of 1976. No infringement intended.

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Straight from the Tennessee Mountain Home, our heroes online spin you an old country yarn about the Leading Lady of Country's theme park, Dollywood. 

The Players:

Ardyth "Arwa" Watson- Crystal S, Charlize W

Andy "Weston89" Weston- Robert W, Rodney A, Joshua S

Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Riley G, Judy S

Krypt "krypton" Maden- Patricia R, Susie M

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Chris L, Rich S, CJ

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Narrator, Michigan Public Radio host, Saloon patron

Produced, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.

Written by M'Jean Mason and John Wesley Norton.

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment.

Additional music and audio effects provided by Jes Smith and David Gwyn Jones in association with the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt.

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Whether it's breakfast time, lunch time, or dinner time, our heroes online believe it's high time to think outside the bun and expose Taco Bell for what it is (or clearly isn't).

The Players:

Ardyth "Arwa" Watson- Lucille B, Julianna B, and Laura N

Andy "Weston89" Weston- Damian P, Jamie R, Josiah C, and Tyler K

KeKe "hitsosticky" Kitching- Phyllis M, Maya H, and Marianne W

Krypt "krypton" Maden- Cas B, Emily H, and Stephany S

Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Vincent L, Ryan B, Robin M, and Gavin D

M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Narrator

Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club

Produced, directed, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media.

Written by M'Jean Mason and John Wesley Norton.

From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment.

Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com

Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt.

Visit us at disappointmenttheatre.com