Hello Listeners. A while back the show went to twice weekly, and unfortunately, I've felt a drop in quality while trying to maintain that schedule. You deserve better than that! 

Discount Storytime will return to publishing every Monday, and will be adding back in the commercials, music, sound effects, and most importantly, one fuller story, rather than two 'filler' stories each week.

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In this story I answer what millions of listeners seem to want to know most, what is dinner conversation like at my home? Enjoy!

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Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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What happens when a minor car accident on your wedding day introduces you to a sewage-dripping creature that knows nothing about human life? 

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Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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What if understanding goose honks could change a family's destiny? Will my cousin Peggy's quirky major in goose lexicology, once the subject of her parents' jokes, becomes the hero of our story? Listen and find out.

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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Episode 38 "the Orphan King" is now available. Also, I won almost first place in a karaoke competition!  Enjoy

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"Brick by Brick." When parts of my house go missing, I am on the case. Sort of. Enjoy!

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Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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Wait, is this Thursday? Why yes! We at Discount Storytime are now providing TWO stories per week! In episode 36, I try to make the perfect sun baked potato, humanity's dream come true. Enjoy!

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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This episode is a collection of thoughts and musings I've had while writing stories.  To my listeners, you're welcome and I'm sorry.

Our Small Business Shout Out this week is Beaverdale Books. Hear Jan tell us about not just this awesome little bookstore, but all the exciting events coming up.

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Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Corporate Optimism"  by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

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In this episode of Discount Storytime, I, Coffee McCann, bring you a story straight from the eccentric mind of my grandpa Jeff. Join me for a tale packed with cultural references, bizarre situations, and a healthy dose of humor that promises to entertain and remind us all of the stories we inherit. So grab a coffee, settle in, and let's embark on an adventure that makes you appreciate the quirks of life and storytelling.

Our Small Business Shout Out this week is Beaverdale Books. Hear Jan tell us about this awesome little bookstore, and also all the exciting events coming up.

www.beaverdalebooks.com
facebook.com/BeaverdaleBooks
instagram: @beaverdalebooks
X: @beaverdalebooks
(515) 279-5400

Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Corporate Optimism"  by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

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What childhood memory fills your heart with holiday cheer? Join the Discount Storytime team aboard the Starship Scam Likely as Clayton Groppel, the ship navigator and chief financial strategist, enchants us with tales from his youth on the whimsical world of Alga-4. Raised amidst the opulence of the Groppel family, renowned as the Luxury Floss Barons, Clayton shares the excitement of waiting for Santa Keith and his dream of receiving the Ultra Mega Box of Magic. With heartwarming stories of communal living, unique planetary customs, and magical tricks from his Earthling Uncle Floyd, this episode is a nostalgic voyage into the joy and wonder of the holiday season.

Our Small Business Shout Out this week is Beaverdale Books. Hear Jan tell us about this awesome little bookstore, and also all the exciting events coming up.

www.beaverdalebooks.com
facebook.com/BeaverddaleBooks
instagram: @beaverdalebooks
X: @beaverdalebooks
(515) 279-5400

Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Corporate Optimism"  by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

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