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What if understanding goose honks could change a family's destiny? Will my cousin Peggy's quirky major in goose lexicology, once the subject of her parents' jokes, becomes the hero of our story? Listen and find out.

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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Episode 38 "the Orphan King" is now available. Also, I won almost first place in a karaoke competition!  Enjoy

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"Brick by Brick." When parts of my house go missing, I am on the case. Sort of. Enjoy!

Content Warning for profanity.

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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Wait, is this Thursday? Why yes! We at Discount Storytime are now providing TWO stories per week! In episode 36, I try to make the perfect sun baked potato, humanity's dream come true. Enjoy!

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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This episode is a collection of thoughts and musings I've had while writing stories.  To my listeners, you're welcome and I'm sorry.

Our Small Business Shout Out this week is Beaverdale Books. Hear Jan tell us about not just this awesome little bookstore, but all the exciting events coming up.

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Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Corporate Optimism"  by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

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In this episode of Discount Storytime, I, Coffee McCann, bring you a story straight from the eccentric mind of my grandpa Jeff. Join me for a tale packed with cultural references, bizarre situations, and a healthy dose of humor that promises to entertain and remind us all of the stories we inherit. So grab a coffee, settle in, and let's embark on an adventure that makes you appreciate the quirks of life and storytelling.

Our Small Business Shout Out this week is Beaverdale Books. Hear Jan tell us about this awesome little bookstore, and also all the exciting events coming up.

www.beaverdalebooks.com
facebook.com/BeaverdaleBooks
instagram: @beaverdalebooks
X: @beaverdalebooks
(515) 279-5400

Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Corporate Optimism"  by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

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What childhood memory fills your heart with holiday cheer? Join the Discount Storytime team aboard the Starship Scam Likely as Clayton Groppel, the ship navigator and chief financial strategist, enchants us with tales from his youth on the whimsical world of Alga-4. Raised amidst the opulence of the Groppel family, renowned as the Luxury Floss Barons, Clayton shares the excitement of waiting for Santa Keith and his dream of receiving the Ultra Mega Box of Magic. With heartwarming stories of communal living, unique planetary customs, and magical tricks from his Earthling Uncle Floyd, this episode is a nostalgic voyage into the joy and wonder of the holiday season.

Our Small Business Shout Out this week is Beaverdale Books. Hear Jan tell us about this awesome little bookstore, and also all the exciting events coming up.

www.beaverdalebooks.com
facebook.com/BeaverddaleBooks
instagram: @beaverdalebooks
X: @beaverdalebooks
(515) 279-5400

Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Corporate Optimism"  by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

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Ever found yourself stuck in a restaurant with a menu thick enough to be a doorstop, only to be told your order needs to pass a vote? Welcome to Robert's Burgers, where our pursuit of a meal turned into a comedy of errors fit for the stage. This episode of Discount Storytime takes you along for the ride as my family and I embark on a quest for the best hamburger, only to be halted by a menu the size of a novella and a waiter who moonlights as a parliamentary procedure enthusiast.

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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Join me, Coffee McCann, as we read the long-lost final draft of the classic tale, discovered by our global team of lost literature explorers. Amidst humorous banter and heartwarming exchanges, follow Jack on his adventure up the beanstalk to a world filled with surprises and laughter.

Don't miss this captivating retelling that promises to entertain while leaving you pondering the true nature of our beloved fairy tale characters. Tune in for a story that not only makes you smile but also offers a thought-provoking take on a timeless narrative, or something.

Content Warning for gore and profanity.

Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
Siren Song by Victory Day from Pixabay
"Kids Cooking"  by Anastasia Kir from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay
Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Ever stumbled upon something so peculiar that it sets off an unexpected adventure? I had such an experience at a bustling downtown market where a massive, mysterious coin caught my eye. This odd discovery led me beneath the ordinary surface of city life, revealing a secret passage and introducing me to the enigmatic world of a dark cult.

We still have free stickers left for those who want to answer the challenge question at the end. Good luck! :-)

Content Warning for profanity.

Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Sad Walz-Calm Classical Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay
"Let the Mystery Unfold" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
Girl Scream Sound, Rocks falling, and Thud Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay

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