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Title: The Whaleopotamus

Author: The Joke Man

Narrator: Lothar Zogg

Format: Unabridged

Length: 6 mins

Language: English

Release date: 03-18-15

Publisher: The Joke Man

Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

I'm not sure what species she was or if she was even from Earth. Why did I marry her? And why the hell did I ever f--k her?

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Title: Torpedo Your Balls! The Swimming Pool Game

Subtitle: Games for Better Living, Book 1

Author: Levon Jihanian, Marc Garvin, Aukey Wikoff

Narrator: Crystal

Format: Unabridged

Length: 16 mins

Language: English

Release date: 02-23-15

Publisher: Orange Monkey

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Torpedo Your Balls didn't just backstroke its way into your audio player. It is in fact the result of hours of chlorinated paranoia, sideways looks from concerned strangers, and pool times cut short for dozens of confused children. No other pool-time game is as unignorable, so outwardly detested, and so secretly admired. A champion of Torpedo Your Balls is a champion of life. Get ready to ruin pool time forever.

Members Reviews:

Just AWESOME!

Well written, SUPER funny and an awesome pool game!

I hate it when your friends are all like, "Hey, lets go in the pool!" then you all jump in, cool off then... what... wade around until someone decides to get out?? Not now! This is an epic way to make pool time fun, long lasting and WAY better then that tired-ass game Marco Polo.

This would get super hectic in a small pool. lol

I bought it and immediately read it twice and laughed hard both times. Can't wait to play it!! Memorial day is coming up and THIS game will make it one to remember!!!

THANKS!!!

Visionary

Never thought that a game partly responsible for me losing the last remnants of my innocence while swimming in your pool would one day find itself on the interwebs. I am proud to have helped in its research and development and feel a sort of catharsis in knowing that scrotums across the land will ache in solidarity as a new generation of would-be athletes takes center stage and reach for each others sacs proudly. I honestly would be hard pressed to recall funnier times had in a pool. You are a great man for giving this gift to the people.

Everything you thought you didn't need to know about swimming pool sack punching technique

A bit tongue-in-ass-cheek, this ebook guide to a soon-to-be famous pool game left me chuckling. Even though I can't play this game because I'm a girl, I am glad to know the rules so that I may better yell at the male sack-holding players. I can't wait to read about the girl version, beaver boom boom or whatever it is called.

Learn to play for Daddy's Day!

It's such good, clean fun. Hard to think of a better pool activity for daddies on Father's Day. Marco Polo doesn't compare!

Summer fun for everyone!

A hilarious read, haven't laughed this hard in awhile. This book reminds me of my childhood an all the time I wasted playing Marco Polo.

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Title: The Stupid, Why Did You Take That Selfie Picture and Post It to the Internet? Handbook

Author: Good World War

Narrator: Alan Weyman

Format: Unabridged

Length: 28 mins

Language: English

Release date: 01-28-15

Publisher: John Thomas Mattison

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Let's face it: Selfie pictures aren't going away anytime soon. In fact we can all admit we have taken some of these photos ourselves and posted them to Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, or Google. You can post a sweet selfie picture pretty much anywhere.

Now, not all selfie pictures are awesome. You can't help but laugh at some of the selfie shots that have made the list. You can try to take one of these selfie shots, or you can laugh with us as we make fun of some of them. So let's get into it.

Members Reviews:

A good gift if you're age 12 desperate for a last-minute gift for a last-to-be-invited kid

I thought this was a serious book that I could use as a tool to teach my children but it was not. What it is.... well I feel ripped off. Just pick any random YouTube video and you'll receive a betterl experience all the way around. A good gift if you're age 12 desperate for a last-minute gift for a last-to-be-invited kid at a birthday sleepover but I wouldn't sign the card,'

... all the cover isn't even in focus and is horribly pixilated. I was also expecting there to be ...

First of all the cover isn't even in focus and is horribly pixilated. I was also expecting there to be photos inside of the crazy selfies that people take. I got this for a gift for my teenage cousin that loves to take funny selfies. I thought it would show actual photos that she could look at and try to mimic. Instead, inside it describes the different types of selfies and gives the author's opinions. Each is about a paragraph long. It is really a horrible book. I would not recommend it to anyone.

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Title: How It Is Made [Russian Edition]

Author: Karel Capek

Narrator: Boris Petker, Alexander Komissarov, Vasily Toporkov, Antonina Dmitriyeva, Svetlana Mizery, Yury Leonidov

Format: Abridged

Length: 54 mins

Language: English

Release date: 12-10-14

Publisher: IDDK

Ratings: 1 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Spektakl' "Kak stavitsja p'esa" postavlen po knige cheshskogo pisatelja Karela Chapika "Kak jeto delaetsja". V nem avtor ochen' otkrovenno smejotsja nad teatral'nym proizvodstvom, no ego smeh - bezzlobnyj, ne unizhaet nich'ego dostoinstva, ljogkij i svetlyj. Vam predstavljaetsja unikal'naja vozmozhnost' zagljanut' v volshebnyj i tainstvennyj mir zakulis'ja, i projti ves' put' po sozdaniju spektaklja - ot napisanija p'esy do prem'ery v teatre. Neizbezhnye ssory, grandioznye skandaly, muchenija, otchajanie, nervnye potrjasenija, - vse jeto chereda neobychajno kur'eznyh situacij, cherez kotorye prohodjat geroi spektaklja...

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Title: Let's Use Free Speech to Praise and Worship the Tobacco Industry

Author: Andrew Bushard

Narrator: Alice Reid-Hartman

Format: Unabridged

Length: 6 mins

Language: English

Release date: 12-05-14

Publisher: Free Press Media Press

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Just imagine if you had only 800 words or less to use. How would you use them? There is no better way to use 800 words or less than to use them to praise and worship the tobacco industry.

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Title: Ideas for Dealing with Telemarketers and Scammers and Generally Annoying People on the Phone

Author: Marcus Albey

Narrator: Ben Sheedy

Format: Unabridged

Length: 13 mins

Language: English

Release date: 10-14-14

Publisher: JaMa Publishing

Ratings: 2.5 of 5 out of 3 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Do you ever get those annoying phone calls trying to sell you things you could never need? These 22 ideas are bound to make your next annoying phone call not so annoying! In fact, you're very likely to start enjoying it when telemarketers and scammers call you!

Members Reviews:

short and crappy

This book wasnt for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

How can a 13 minute rambling of stupid ideas be called a book? Total waste of time.

Would you ever listen to anything by Marcus Albey again?

no

Would you be willing to try another one of Ben Sheedys performances?

never

What character would you cut from Ideas for Dealing with Telemarketers and Scammers and Generally Annoying People on the Phone?

The author

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Title: Family Matters [Russian Edition]

Author: Mikhail Volpin, Vladimir Mass, Mikhail Chervinsky, Yakov Ziskind, Boris Laskin

Narrator: Maria Mironova, Alexander Menaker

Format: Abridged

Length: 1 hr and 45 mins

Language: English

Release date: 10-14-14

Publisher: IDDK

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Estradnyj koncert "Dela semejnye" iz repertuara Teatra estrady i miniatjur. Mironova Marija Vladimirovna, narodnaja artistka SSSR (1991 g.). Menaker Aleksandr Semenovich (1913-82 goda), zasluzhennyj artist Rossii (1978 g.). Na estrade s 1930 goda. Vystupali vmeste v 1948-82. Spektakli: "Dela semejnye", "Kljaksy", "Muzhchina i zhenshhiny", "Nomer v otele". Za dolgie gody raboty na estrade, s 1927 goda, M.V.Mironova, aktrisa jarkogo darovanija, sozdala mnozhestvo ostro satiricheskih i komedijnyh obrazov. V 1948 godu Menaker i Mironova nachali vystupat' samostojatel'no na estrade s satiricheskimi dialogami. Publika otreagirovala na etot debjut s bol'shim vostorgom. Blagozhelatel'no otozvalas' i pressa. Tak rodilsja prekrasnyj dujet, stavshij vposledstvii klassikoj sovetskoj estrady.

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Title: Is It Safe to Friend a Dead Guy on Facebook?

Author: Steve Krupnik

Narrator: Steve Krupnik

Format: Unabridged

Length: 3 hrs and 32 mins

Language: English

Release date: 07-22-14

Publisher: Cloud Ten Inc

Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

There is a tragic epidemic going on around us - a dreadful disconnect between human beings and the real world we live in. We are paying frightfully little attention to our real-world surroundings. We are addicted to digital devices.

It's time for us to swallow a healthy dose of reality and find balance between our digital lives and our flesh-and-blood relationships. Steve Krupnik's satirical analysis of "digital junkies" makes a clear case that technology is advancing much more rapidly than its users. He turns his keen eye to smart phones, social media, video games, and texting, humorously revealing their negative impact on society.

Listeners may disagree with his perspective, but it is hard to deny that digital devices are changing our lives in ways that may not be in our best interest.

Members Reviews:

There is nothing new in here

What disappointed you about Is It Safe to Friend a Dead Guy on Facebook??

There is nothing new in this book, we all understand how technology have changed and especially the ones who used Nokia phones at some point in there life. The author does say he doesn't care what people think about his book so I guess no one else will about my thoughts anyway.

Would you ever listen to anything by Steve Krupnik again?

I might, I don't there are any issues with the presentation - its the book that its not offering anything new.

Which scene did you most enjoy?

I didn't really go that far to say I enjoyed any scene

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Title: The Great Hollywood Double Hustle

Author: Rory Cantwell

Narrator: Anil Desai

Format: Unabridged

Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins

Language: English

Release date: 07-11-14

Publisher: Discreet Network Ltd

Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 3 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

When a gang of film-star look-alikes decide to try and con a Hollywood producer into financing their bogus blockbuster movie, they know it's the biggest gamble of their lives but looking like the biggest flange of film-stars ever assembled to make a movie, has got to help. The Great Hollywood Double Hustle invites you into the curious world of a desperate gang of film-star look-alikes who are prepared to risk everything to escape what they consider to be, their dysfunctional Doppelgänger fate.

Prepared to take on predatory Hollywood producers and unscrupulous agents that stand in their way, they are not so well prepared when their financial backer, a low-life porn-producer with an axe to grind against the Hollywood machine, starts looking as trustworthy as a chocolate teapot. It doesn't help the group dynamic that their Brad Pitt look-alike egotistically believes that he is far more attractive than his real star counter-part and even worse, he is probably right. Worse still their George Clooney look-alike; a farmer's son from the Welsh valleys, looks exactly like the real Hollywood star but unfortunately can only sound like a farmer's son from the Welsh valleys. For their leader, a perfect Danny DeVito lookalike called Stanley, none of these problems are insurmountable but what scares him most is the fact that, if it all goes wrong, they will all go to prison for a very long time, or as George would put it, Be in total shit. Read by the amazingly talented comedian and impersonator Anil Desai, be prepared to listen to a soundalike of all your favourite Hollywood stars as he brings to life this entertaining romp. Look no further for your laugh-out-loud bawdy beach book this summer, The Great Hollywood Double Hustle is a laugh-a-minute look-alike winner!

Members Reviews:

Brilliant comedy caper! 'Oceans 11' with a twist!

Would you consider the audio edition of The Great Hollywood Double Hustle to be better than the print version?

Absolutely, the characters and comedy really come alive.

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Great Hollywood Double Hustle?

I was looking for a fun audiobook to listen to whilst relaxing on the beach so thought I would give this one a go and I was not disappointed.

This audiobook had me rolling in the aisles as they say as I listened to a great ensemble cast of characters as they try to get away with conning some major Hollywood producers.

I love films and was blown away by the amount comic references to some classic movies I spotted. The twists and turns that keep on surprising you and building the tension to the very end make you feel like your watching a film in your head, and the great thing is, you know what all the characters look like! If you want an audiobook that keeps on delighting and surprising you to the very end check this one out. A "Five star comedy classic audiobook that hopefully one day will be a classic movie.

What about Anil Desais performance did you like?

Whats brilliant is that Anil Desai, the reader of the book, seems to be able to mimic all the voices of the stars to perfection.

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Title: How Not to Make a Toilet of Your Friend

Author: Jade Mckenzie Stone

Narrator: Hillary Hawkins

Format: Unabridged

Length: 3 mins

Language: English

Release date: 07-07-14

Publisher: Hillary Hawkins Production LLC

Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Do your issues stink? Feel like dumping them on a friend? Well, hold that thought! You don't want to make a toilet of them, now do you? Here are 10 easy steps that are the complete opposite of what I do which will help you learn How Not to Make a Toilet of Your Friend! And if you are the one that's feeling like a toilet, my condolences. Gift this to your friend! Smell ya later.

Members Reviews:

A cute and logical story

What did you love best about How Not to Make a Toilet of Your Friend?

The story was very cute and could be a great one for teens who haven't yet developed the understanding of healthy friendships... also great for adults.

What was one of the most memorable moments of How Not to Make a Toilet of Your Friend?

The narrators use of humor to convey the message

What does Hillary Hawkins bring to the story that you wouldnt experience if you just read the book?

If I were to just read the book, it wouldn't have the humor element that brought it to life