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Title: Writing Books that Won't Get Blue Meanie Reviews
Subtitle: How to Avoid People Who Aren't Nice with Reviewing Your Books
Author: Percyvelle Pennington the Third
Narrator: James M. Lowrance
Format: Unabridged
Length: 20 mins
Language: English
Release date: 03-17-14
Publisher: James M. Lowrance
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
The audiobook is also a section found in my 3-part book titled: Wars Between Book Reviewers and Authors
Why?, you might ask and maybe even in a mean-sounding voice How Dare I write about such a touchy subject as Book Reviewing? I would answer that I'm not daring to but rather I am being guided to do it. That unseen substance we might call Literary Inspiration, The Guiding Hand of Inspirational Writing or I Got an Itch to Write Something, is driving me and I can all but resist it. There are apparently readers out there who need this material to fill a void that can be satisfied by nothing else and I am called upon to fill them up. I am the gas station of words and they are the empty tanks needing the fuel of inspiration... (YES, there's much more!!!)
Here's an example of what you'll get in this power-packed instructional resource with over 2,780 words, on how to avoid those nasty book reviews!
A note from Percy's evil twin (James M. Lowrance): With these comedies being so different from my serious subject books, I assigned a pen name to them as well, being Percyvelle Pennington the Third. He seems more like the guy who wrote them, than I do. Percy is a snide type guy and he is arrogant; traits that I hopefully never display in real life! He does make his points known in his memoirs but in strangely comical ways.
Members Reviews:
A Hilarious Spoof of Literary Undertakings.......
Percyvelle (pronounced Pur-See-Vul) Pennington the Third, educated at The School of Successful Barber's of the South ('SS of BS') and The Electoral School of Shoe Shining Engineers (ESSSE) and editor of the defunct "Southern Barbers Gazette", is the master of "literary undertakings" of this fine resource to defeat the "Blue Meanie (book) Reviewer's. I'll highlight the names of the following chapters to give a better idea of content:
Chapter 1: Why People Write Bad Book Reviews Even When They're Not Mad At Anyone
Chapter 2: Avoid Bad Reviews by Writing a Threatening Introduction
Chapter 3: Format Your Book in Such a Way as to Stun Readers into Giving You Nothing but Good Reviews
Although book reviewing is a minor specialized genre, it matters a great deal to publishers, authors, readers. The controversy will always remain between reviewers who write unjustified "Attack Reviews", and authors who are critical of reviewers not leaving glowing 5* reviews for their 3* books. I highly recommend this hilarious spoof that reminds us all to take a deep breath, and not take things so seriously:)
This series is created by James Lowrence, who was educated at Liberty University, Lynchburg, VA. Lowrence is a family man and grandfather, he's an inventor, has worked as a youth pastor, and specializes in writing about thyroid disorders and Biblical studies.
Many thanks to Amazon for the Kindle Promotional Copy.
Tongue in cheek, but valid points
While the tone of the book is all tongue in cheek, it still makes some very valid points. Having written a few "Blue Meanie" reviews myself, as well as having read many, maybe more people ought to go ahead and spend the few minutes it takes to read this.
Don't assume you are going to get a huge how-to manual, because it's not. It's short and sweet, and worth the sighs and grins it delivers.
