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Title: Hard Fast Ride

Author: Amanda Close

Narrator: Dorinda Ravish

Format: Unabridged

Length: 2 hrs and 15 mins

Language: English

Release date: 03-23-17

Publisher: Amanda Close

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

You know you want it. In the dusty wastelands of postmodern Kansas sits a motel that serves as a cheap place to bring cheap dates for cheap tricks, but that all changes when a shot up hot rod crashes into the parking lot. There's a dead man in the passenger seat, a treasure map on the dashboard, and a trunk full of guns. Before the driver gives up the ghost he tells of a daring heist and bags of cash. Two bi-curious prostitutes, Charity (blonde bombshell) and Desire (gothic bad girl), sniff out that there's gold to score and hit the road first after finishing up with a client of peculiar tastes. Hot on their high heels are two trailer trash sisters, Tonya (ex-stripper) and Tammy (perpetual teenager), who see the mystical money as a ticket out of this dustbowl. These ladies will have to face off and race off against bully-boy enforcers, high speed thugs, vengeful rednecks, and a peyote-munching bounty hunter who loves his rocket launcher almost as much as his fine mustache. Whether you strap on or strap in, it's going to get wet and wild in this snarky tall tale of sexy violence on the open road.

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Title: The Diary of a Has Been

Subtitle: The Intimate Chronicle of Arnold Appleforth - Legendary Journalist, Idealist and Sponger

Author: William Humble

Narrator: Ric Jerrom

Format: Unabridged

Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins

Language: English

Release date: 03-09-17

Publisher: Audible Studios

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Arnold Appleforth claims getting old is all about attitude. And if that's the case, he needs all the attitude he can get, because his journalistic career is on life support, his sex life nonexistent (except for a recent regrettable incident at a well-known chain restaurant), his financial position precarious and his alcohol consumption prodigious. Add to that his abysmal parenting of his three (or is it four?) children and the biohazard status of his flat, and life isn't a bed of roses.

So Arnold decides to keep a diary, a daily dose of inspiration to keep his blood pumping. It'll deal with his own life with intimate, eye-watering honesty and also include pungent political comment on the disgraceful state of contemporary Britain. With a view to publication, of course - who wouldn't want to enjoy his wit and wisdom?

Join Arnold as he drops pearly bon mots before swine and makes one last grab for literary immortality. And struggles to survive in a sadly unappreciative world...

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Title: Hester and Harriet: Love, Lies and Linguine

Subtitle: Hester and Harriet, Book 2

Author: Hilary Spiers

Narrator: Julia Franklin

Format: Unabridged

Length: 14 hrs and 16 mins

Language: English

Release date: 03-02-17

Publisher: Lamplight Audio

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Hester and Harriet lead comfortable lives in a pretty cottage in an English village. Having opened their minds, home and hearts to Daria, a mysterious migrant, and her baby son, Milo, the widowed sisters decide to further expand their own horizons by venturing forth to Italy for their annual holiday.

With a huge secret hanging between the sisters, an unlikely new love on the landscape for Hester and new beginnings also beckoning for Harriet, Italy provides more opportunities for adventure than either of them could ever have imagined.

Critic Reviews:

"The gentle humour and relaxed pace make this an enjoyable read." (Daily Mail)

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Title: Short Tails of Cats and other Curious Creatures

Author: Frank Kusy

Narrator: Gary Furlong

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 10 mins

Language: English

Release date: 02-20-17

Publisher: Frank Kusy

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Time-travelers, bag ladies, insomniac cats, wide-boy whales, headless horsemen, Polish plumbers, little piggy home-owners, and partially-sighted mice - something for everyone in this short-tale anthology of the absurd.

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Titel: Das liegt am Wetter (Das liegt am Wetter 1+2): Humorige Texte aus dem Alltag für Frauen

Autor:: Jo Berger

Erzähler: Dirk Fellhauer, Vanida Karun

Format: Unabridged

Spieldauer: 3 hrs and 28 mins

Sprache: Deutsch

Veröffentlichungsdatum: 02-01-17

Herausgeber: Jo Berger

Bewertung: 1 von 5 von 1 Stimmen

Kategorien: Fiction, Humor

Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers:

Witzige, humorvolle und lebensnahe Kurzgeschichten zum Schmunzeln aus dem Frauenalltag. Kurze Geschichten für Zwischendurch, wie der Tratsch und Klatsch mit der besten Freundin.

Von falschen Männern über die betrogene Ehefrau, zur Midlifecrisis bis hin zum richtigen Haustier für den geliebten Nachwuchs. Warum bleiben wir bei der Werbung vor dem Fernseher sitzen? Was ist so interessant an romantischen Filmen? Warum braucht ein Mensch ein Multifunktionspulssensorenmessdings und wieso müssen extrovertierte Vielblubberer nicht unbedingt zu den Schaumschlägern gehören? Weshalb sind Mütter eigentlich stets flexibel, einsatzbereit, nie krank und... haben eigentlich auch Männer Problemzonen?

In ihren humorvollen Kurzgeschichten spielt Erfolgsautorin Jo Berger pointiert mit Themen, die Frauen und Männer verbinden oder trennen.

©2016 Jo Berger (P)2017 Jo Berger

Kritik Bewertungen:

Eine großartige, zauberhafte Sammlung amüsantester Texte. In meinen Augen eine Pflichtlektüre für jede Frau und eigentlich auch jeden Mann, so er denn "stark" genug ist, den Spiegel vor seiner Nase zu ertragen.

-- Leserin

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Title: The Whatchacall

Author: Paul Hiram Mozley III

Narrator: Paul Hiram Mozley III

Format: Unabridged

Length: 5 hrs and 6 mins

Language: English

Release date: 01-27-17

Publisher: Paul Hiram Mozley III

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Do you find yourself hankering for something new and adventurous? Well guess what - here is something new and it's called The Whatchacall. A moving and stirring romantic comedy full of rednecks, nitwits, animals, hipsters, music, road trips, and friendship. The story is full of high fives, ole friends, new love, dancin', eating, fartin', burpin', and everything that makes life worth livin'. This potentially award-winning novel is a real crowd pleaser and sure to find a way into your home one way or another. Along the way you'll meet Uncle Bobby, Carl's Jrs, Sweet and Sammi, Cap'n, the Waterboy, and countless other fine characters. Do yourself a favor and give it a whirl.

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Title: The Murder of Crows

Author: Isaac Thorne

Narrator: Isaac Thorne

Format: Unabridged

Length: 48 mins

Language: English

Release date: 01-12-17

Publisher: Lost Hollow Books

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

In a near future of zero tolerance, Big Brother is not entirely born of the government. He is also your local news, your social media friends and followers, your neighbors. Everything you say and do is monitored - and judged. Almost overnight, the fabric of society has dissolved into a culture of carrions: a murder of crows.

It was only a matter of time before someone found a way to capitalize on it.

Meet Internet, television, and radio sensation Nick Saint, a man who has built a media empire off the public shaming of both celebrities and average Joes. Lately Nick has noticed a disturbing trend emerging from the culture he's spent so many hard hours at work perpetuating. The crows are no longer interested in the food he's providing, and scavenging for the dirty deeds of others is getting more difficult now that all the world has learned to watch their Ps and Qs.

Can Nick continue to find fresh corpses for his starving flocks to feed on? Or will they finally turn on him instead?

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Titel: Urlaub für Anfänger

Autor:: Maria Resco

Erzähler: Sabine Fischer

Format: Unabridged

Spieldauer: 8 hrs and 46 mins

Sprache: Deutsch

Veröffentlichungsdatum: 01-05-17

Herausgeber: Amazon EU S.à r.l

Kategorien: Fiction, Humor

Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers:

Die neuen Nachbarn bringen es an den Tag: Katrins unerfülltes Dasein an der Seite ihres stoischen Gatten Paul. Während die Hollmanns mit Hab und Gut und teuren Reisen protzen, radelt sie mit angezogener Handbremse durch die letzten Jahre ihrer Ehe.

Als Gaby Hollmann ihr zu allem Übel eine Putzstelle anbietet, platzt ihr der Kragen. Der groben Fehleinschätzung ihrer Person muss sie dringend etwas entgegensetzen. Sie erfindet eine exklusive Reise in das ferne Kenia und behauptet - damit der Schwindel nicht auffliegt - einen Tag nach den Nachbarn abzureisen.

Doch auch bei den Hollmanns ist nicht alles Gold was glänzt. Warum sind die noch zu Hause? Warum sitzen die nicht längst im Flieger nach Miami? Was haben die Snobs zu verbergen? Einen Plan B hat Katrin nicht auf Lager, also ist jetzt Handeln angesagt, und zwar flott. Ein turbulentes nachbarschaftliches Versteckspiel beginnt.

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©2016 Amazon EU S.à r.l. (P)2017 Audible GmbH

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Title: Fishpunk

Author: Rick Novy

Narrator: Rick Novy

Format: Unabridged

Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins

Language: English

Release date: 11-11-16

Publisher: EntropyCentral.net

Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 2 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

When Wisconsin Territory botanist Calvin Scholz receives a mysterious package from an old friend who recently came to an untimely demise, it sparks a wild adventure. The mid-1840s is a dangerous time, for the Americans are at war with Mexico.

Scholz survives attempts on his life as he tries to deliver the package to his friend's brother, a Savannah ichthyologist interested in fish-powered machinery - ichthyotech. The situation grows increasingly dire, and Scholz finds himself aboard a riverboat in the Amazon Basin wilderness.

While this novel contains a fast-moving, original story, it is also a tasteful parody of the Steampunk movement. There are plenty of laugh-out-loud moments, as well as a few compulsory bad puns.

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Title: The TGSPGoSSP 2-Part Trilogy

Author: Christopher D Schmitz

Narrator: Christopher D Schmitz

Format: Unabridged

Length: 54 mins

Language: English

Release date: 11-07-16

Publisher: Christopher D Schmitz

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

The TGSPGoSSP is a bit of a comedic acting troupe. Their 2-Part Trilogy mocks our beloved niches in genre fiction. All three books take the usual shots at the usual suspects, both fantasy and sci-fi.

Part A: The Epic Quest of Big Epicness

Part II: Start Wreck - The Trouble With Toasters

If you like dark, deadpan humor and satire such as Monty Python, this title might be your cup of tea.

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