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Title: Shields of Phlegm

Subtitle: When Threatened, We Need a Few Good Men or Maybe Just One Heroic Sheep

Author: G. Ernest Smith

Narrator: Jack Nolan

Format: Unabridged

Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins

Language: English

Release date: 06-22-16

Publisher: Greg Smith

Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

PHLEGM is not one of those acronyms that just rolls off the tongue. It tends to stick in the throat. But it's easier to say than Planetary Hub Law Enforcement Group - Monroe Division. PHLEGM is an important unit, doing an important job. Members of this group are called shields and they patrol Monroe Station, a huge orbital community in Earth's influence. This story is about one of those shields. His name is Levi, and he's trying to fit into a human world as best he can. Levi is a sheep, but not just any sheep, he's a fearsome quad ram, specially modified genetically for law enforcement.

Levi and his human partners Bud Havoc and Marty Boher get a call to go down to a small town called Harry-Hurt-His-Toe in the university district of Monroe Station. There they find a madman ransacking an office and screaming about an ancient prophecy of doom. Havoc approaches the man but he has protection, a 500 pound gorilla. Levi is able to dispatch the gorilla, allowing his partners to subdue the man and take him downtown to booking.

They listen to the man's rantings. The end is near, he says, as foretold by the Book of Trudy and only the Eye of Nigel can save them. The madman is released, but he continues to make trouble all over Monroe Station. Levi doesn't put much credence in the prophecy of doom, but then he discovers there are missing PHARTs (Planetary Hub Armed Recon Teams). Three have disappeared in two weeks while on patrol. When he meets a recon commander, he finds out that it's worse than they thought. There are now many more PHARTs missing. Something is happening out on the perimeter. Something sinister. Can it be stopped?

What's a sheep to do?

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Title: For the Love of Mary

Author: Christopher Meades

Narrator: Jonathan Todd Ross

Format: Unabridged

Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins

Language: English

Release date: 06-14-16

Publisher: Recorded Books

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

A hilarious coming-of-age novel about the pain of young love, family secrets, and sick ferrets.

Fifteen-year-old Jacob feels almost on the inside: almost smart, almost funny, almost good-looking, almost worthy of falling in love. His sister is too busy dating guys in Whitesnake jackets to notice, and his best friend is occupied with his own painful pubescent crisis.

Jacob's mother has just started a curious (and rather un-Christian) holy war with the church across the street, while his father has secretly moved into the garage. Everything changes when Jacob meets Mary. Jacob thinks Mary is the most beautiful girl in the world. If only Mary's father wasn't the minister at the enormous rival church. If only she wasn't dating a youth pastor with pristine white teeth and impeccably trimmed hair. If only Jacob could work up the courage to tell Mary how he feels....

As the conflict between the churches escalates, a peeping Tom prowls the neighborhood, a bearded lady terrorizes unsuspecting Dairy Queen customers, a beautiful young girl entices Jacob into a carnal romp in a car wash, and the church parishioners prepare their annual re-enactment of Operation Desert Storm.

Sidesplitting satire with a surprising amount of heart.

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Title: Some People Talk with God

Subtitle: A Novel

Author: John Enright

Narrator: J. Paul Guimont

Format: Unabridged

Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins

Language: English

Release date: 06-14-16

Publisher: Audible Studios

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

An old house, a new lover, a fresh life for Dominick - or will the faith-driven doom it all?

The past just won't go away. Dominick likes to idle there in history's comfortable remove, but when his mother dies and he meets the half sister he never knew he had, the past becomes more personal - and the present more dangerous.

In this sequel to New Jerusalem News, Dominick's perpetual peregrinations are interrupted by a visit to his newfound sibling's historic Hudson Valley estate, which is also home to a Wiccan coven. In one way or another, his departure is continually delayed by circumstance, brushes with the local sheriff, and the history of the place itself - a stop on the Underground Railroad.

Once again Dominick's quest for noninvolvement and a purely observer's status is thwarted by reality. In Some People Talk with God, follow the new misadventures of this charming wanderer as he encounters an ineffable world of lovers, schemers, and fanatics.

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Title: Extremely England

Subtitle: A Satirical Comedy

Author: James Ross

Narrator: Christopher Lewis

Format: Unabridged

Length: 3 hrs and 5 mins

Language: English

Release date: 06-09-16

Publisher: James ROSS

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

A hysterical and absurd story of Detective Bobby Saint and his taking down of the powers that be. Complete tongue-in-cheek story with humor that could be compared to that of the early Woody Allen films (Take the Money and Run, etc.).

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Title: Great Music Radio.com

Subtitle: A Novel

Author: Pat McNulty

Narrator: Pat McNulty

Format: Unabridged

Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins

Language: English

Release date: 06-07-16

Publisher: Pat McNulty

Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Take a delightful, amusing journey into the world of radio and music. You will discover the Camiemda Ranch, a magical place high in the Colorado Rockies, where Paddy Gaughan introduced radio broadcasting in the early 20th century. One hundred years later, his great grandson teams up with the nation's finest program director and one of the country's great promotions directors (who are madly in love with one another, but can't seem to settle down in the same city) to establish the world's most famous radio station. Great Music Radio.com recounts the years leading up to this triumph, following the founder's careers and the zany, if not crazy, radio people they meet along the way, and eventually their road trip across the country (à la Ken Kesey's Merry Pranksters) picking up their favorite deejays.

The story also tracks the history of the Ranch, a 5,000-acre spread that was built in the 1890s by engineering genius Paddy Gaughan and his amazing musical wife, Carolina Cosimi, (another great love story). Throughout its history, the Ranch is visited by historical figures that come away with new visions for the future (Nikola Tesla, Guglielmo Marconi, W.C. Handy, George Gershwin, Benny Goodman, and many more.) Great Music Radio.com is a fascinating look at the development of music and radio, humorous and smart, a pause-resister, a great beach listen (mountain listen?) but ultimately, a love story from two different moments in time.

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Titel: Das Leben ist kein Zweizeiler

Autor:: Friedrich Kalpenstein

Erzähler: Richard Barenberg

Format: Unabridged

Spieldauer: 6 hrs and 49 mins

Sprache: Deutsch

Veröffentlichungsdatum: 05-17-16

Herausgeber: Amazon EU S.à r.l

Kategorien: Fiction, Humor

Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers:

Alexander ist Autor und geschieden. Gemeinsam mit seinem Rauhaardackel Leo wohnt er in München. Seit seinem Bestseller hindert ihn eine Schreibblockade, an diesen Erfolg anzuknüpfen. Mit dem Schreiben von Groschenromanen hält er sich zwischenzeitlich über Wasser.

Ein Single, der sich auf den Weg macht, die große Liebe zu finden", das soll der Inhalt seines neuen Bestsellers sein. Getrieben von dieser Idee stürzt er sich auf den Singlemarkt. Natürlich rein zur Recherche. Unterstützt wird er hierbei von Michaela, einer langjährigen Freundin und Psychologin, die in Alexander eine Art Projekt sieht.Ob Alexander zu seiner alten Form zurückkehrt und auf die Frau seines Lebens trifft...?

Ein Roman zum Verlieben. Nach "Ich bin Single, Kalimera", "Wie Champagner" und "Männerferien" der vierte Roman von Friedrich Kalpenstein.

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©2015 Amazon EU S.à r.l. (P)2016 Audible GmbH

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Title: Hester and Harriet

Author: Hilary Spiers

Narrator: Julia Franklin

Format: Unabridged

Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins

Language: English

Release date: 05-05-16

Publisher: Lamplight Audio

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Hester and Harriet are reluctantly driving to visit relatives on Christmas Day when they come across a young woman hiding with her baby in a bus shelter.

Seeing the perfect excuse for returning to their own warm hearth, the sisters insist on bringing Daria and Milo home with them. But with the arrival of a sinister stranger looking for a girl with a baby, Hester and Harriet's carefully crafted peace and quiet quickly begins to fall apart....

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Title: Gold Coast Wives

Author: Bernadette Walsh

Narrator: Jerri Manthey

Format: Unabridged

Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins

Language: English

Release date: 03-18-16

Publisher: T. Gilligan

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Three skinny socialites should be a pushover after the rough and tumble world of Wall Street. Right?

Kate Ryan may be au fait with making high-powered legal decisions, but she's about to submit to the rules of reality TV, where nothing is what it seems. Who'd have thought a few days with the cameras rolling for a low-rent cable show would be so challenging, or that the claws of a former homecoming queen, a washed-up soap star and a whiny cat-lover would be so sharp?

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Title: Art of Deception

Author: J.D. Faver

Narrator: Julie Hoverson

Format: Unabridged

Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins

Language: English

Release date: 03-03-16

Publisher: J.D. Faver, Author

Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Max is a brilliant artist! She's a genius with a paintbrush, but a disaster when it comes to romance.

Sexy and charismatic designer Jon Donnell assumes that the reclusive artist "Max" Foster is male. Max plays along in hopes he will promote her painting career. She doesn't anticipate Jon's passionate pursuit, nor that she will become "Millie", the woman of his dreams. In desperation, she enlists her brother to step into the spotlight as "Max".

Jon divides his time between his Texas Hill Country ranch and Houston's design community. He thinks he has found the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Mistaken identities and innocent deception lead to romance, jealousy, arrest, and true love in Houston's art community. Who doesn't love a cowboy?

Bonus content: A Twist of Fate, first chapter

This book was formerly titled Painted Lady, but since it's a humorous romance and not about a Victorian house nor a lady of the evening, a change of title was needed .

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Title: The Woman Who Upped and Left

Author: Fiona Gibson

Narrator: Emma Gregory

Format: Unabridged

Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins

Language: English

Release date: 02-25-16

Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers Limited

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

The laugh-out-loud best seller is back with the only book to buy this Mother's Day. Perfect for fans of Outnumbered and Carole Matthews, Fiona writes about life as it really is.

Forget about having it all. Sometimes you just want to leave it all behind.

Audrey is often seized by the urge to walk out of her house without looking back - but she can't possibly do that. She is a single parent. She is needed. She has a job, a home, responsibilities...and a slothful teenage son's pants to pick up. But no one likes being taken for granted - Audrey least of all - so the time has come for drastic action. And no one's going to stand in her way....

Critic Reviews:

"Warm, funny and poignant." (The Daily Mail)

"The voice of modern woman." ( Marie Claire)

"More than funny, it's true." (Elle)

"Frivolous fun." (Grazia)

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