"I don't suppose the word 'dweeb' means anything to you guys?"

In honor of Roland Emmerich making the moon fall this weekend, we're going to discuss one of his few attempts at making a movie franchise happen! We'll discuss the great cast, the fun being sucked out of Kurt Russell's career in the 90's, and tangents... so many tangents...

"You people sit tight, hold the fort, and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."

Welcome aboard the Pork Chop Express! This week, we're joined by one of Stephen's long-time friends, Landon, as we discuss one of his nostalgic favorites. We discuss this film's pop cultural impact, our collective love for both Victor Wong and James Hong, and... wait... how has Brett never seen this movie before?!

You can find Landon at all these cool places!

• Youtube: https://youtube.com/c/revlandon1 (revlandon1)

"Dirty Dee, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tabby chai!"

This week our good friend, fan favorite, and number one fan, Tucker, has returned to cover another of his favorite films! We'll discuss the troubled production, the origin of Pootie Tang as a character, and how sometimes studio interference can actually save a movie from disaster???

Check out Tucker's music here: 

• expedition/exhibition (full EP): https://bit.ly/3HZj3UC

"Why do men always go for the tortured ones?"

On this episode, we're going to take a look at one of Wes Craven's less successful movies in honor of the new Scream hitting theaters this week! We'll discuss if this movie would have re-invented the werewolf genre like Scream did for the slasher genre, the incredibly "cursed" production, and lament what could have been. 

Here's a link to a great breakdown of the original script compared to the theatrical release over at The Horror Syndicate.

"A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful which way you lean."

This week, we're eulogizing the late, great Betty White by showcasing one of her only failed franchise film appearances! We discuss her career, our favorite roles of hers, and express the disappointment with how underwhelming this movie really is despite Betty being the best part of it. Rest in Power, Ms. White. Thank you for being our friend. 

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"People are scared of what they don't know."

Congratulations, dear listeners! You've made it to the end of another year! Join us in our yearly tradition of talking about a failed franchise starter from mere months ago -- doomed by the pandemic to never live up to its potential. We'll discuss how ridiculously squandered that potential was, how this movie even got made, and we finally litigate some of our thoughts on Ghostbusters: Afterlife... but you'll have to listen to the end for that one! 

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"We always get together at Christmas!"

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, listeners! 

As our gift to you, we wanted to give a sneak peek behind the Patreon paywall! Here we're doing an audio commentary to a somewhat lost television special featuring The Muppets, Sesame Street, and Fraggle Rock characters coming together to celebrate the season. So, get the special queued up on Youtube and watch along with us, won't you?

Then pop on over to our Patreon page and join at the $5 to hear more great audio commentaries like this one!  We hope you have a safe and fantastic holiday season! 

A link to the special on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Bi9qSKZuvC4

"You sit on a throne of lies."

Happy Holidays to all of you beautiful listeners out there! Join us as we discuss this Christmas classic and break down why it never got a sequel despite being so successful! We'll also talk about the rise and fall of Will Ferrell, the James Caan of it all, and how this movie makes Stephen's cold dead heart grow three sizes. 

"No, he's going to be the best... if they don't destroy him first."

Welcome, race fans! In honor of the release of The Matrix Resurrections next week, we are discussing another mind-bending Wachowski film, one potentially ahead of its time! We discuss the stellar casting, the sensory overload this movie provides, and just how much this film slaps! (SPOILERS: It slaps hard. Real hard.)

"It's Miller Time!"

Listeners, we've got a great one for you today! We're joined by returning guest,  writer and podcaster Brian Keiper to discuss a hidden horror gem from the late '80s! We'll discuss Fred Dekker's incredible ability to mash two movie genres together, gush about our love for Tom Atkins, and argue in circles about whether or not these things are actually zombies! 

Check out Brian's amazing work at the links below!

• Twitter: @BrianDKeiper (https://twitter.com/BrianDKeiper)