Disney Dunces

Now don’t be sour, the Cream Crew returns to make all your cream dreams come true! This time they’ve brought not one, not two, but THREE procedures for proper cream placement. Now it's up to you, dear listener, to decide which will lead you to the most triumphant Taco Tuesday. All this and more on this week's episode covering... The Peanuts Movie?

Better off Ted is a satirical workplace comedy, centered around the employees of a stereotypical evil Megacorporation of Veridian Dynamics. Veridian Dynamics experiments on its employees, twists the truth, and will stop at nothing to achieve its goals. Better off Ned is a typo for the title of said satirical workplace comedy, centered around the employees of a stereotypical evil Megacorporation of Veridian Dynamics. Veridian Dynamics experiments on its employees, twists the truth, and will stop at nothing to achieve its goals. I’d copy and paste one more time, but then the description would be longer than this episode. It’s Disney’s inept Elmo killer, Earth to Ned!

Hey look, Disney did that thing where they took a dump all over one of their animated classics - only this time they charged you $30 for the pleasure! So if you feel that Mulan needed less musical numbers, more CGI, and a whole lot more "being a bird", then go ahead and waste your money, because you don’t deserve to have it. If on the other hand you’re a decent human being, just go ahead and listen to this. It’s Disney’s apology for Winnie the Pooh, Mulan!

There’s 104 days of summer vacation, and they seriously couldn't pick one to release this film on? If that isn’t a clear enough sign that the universe is against each and every one of us, then try to deal with the fact one of the Dunces SOMEHOW couldn’t even be bothered to watch the only good show on television. Either way, it’s the only good Disney+ Original Movie on Disney+, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe!

They say that the hardest thing you can do in film is trying to bring a true story to life - but those idiots didn’t have a mall full of circus animals and Crayola insertion to work with, because Disney+ makes it look easy. It's the DPOM of the decommissioned gorilla, The One and Only Ivan!

Overly enthusiastic magician Andy Duckerman (Adam Devine) gets thrown out of his magic act and finds himself in desperate need of work. Hired as a camp counselor at an elite magic summer camp, he exposes his kids to the greatest magicians he idolizes and emulates -- much to the approval of the camp owner (Jeffrey Tambor). As he gets his privileged and precocious charges in touch with their inner magicians, he imagines redemption at the camp's Top Hat competition. It's the DPOM that appeared right before your eyes, Magic Camp!

Oh no! It's an all-out alien invasion, and the fool-proof plan of burning down the forest is leading to nothing but civil unrest! But have no fear, Rule 63 Jesus is here to save the day with her innate power to purify! It’s the Disney dub of Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind! ...wait, that can't possibly be right.

It’s the Disney+ original series, Muppets Now! I’d say more, but I’d rather not have this description run on longer than it needs to.

It’s the Disney+ original series, Muppets Now! I’d say more, but I’d rather not have this description run on longer than it needs to.