Looks like the Summer of Dads™ is in full swing, and what better way to celebrate the season than with a dad that really knows how. To swing that is, like he really knows how to swing. Because at the end of this, isn’t promiscuity truly the first step in becoming a dad? It’s a rather silly film, A Goofy Movie! 

Once in a blue moon, a film comes along that is simply indescribable - mainly due to the fact that all you can think about is that one scene where Josh Gad pulls his pants down, shovels piles of dirt into his mouth, and proceeds to shoot it OUT OF HIS ASS. But what else do you expect from a Tony award nominated thespian? It’s the DPOM that's got us all begging for more, Artemis Fowl!

Once in a blue moon, a film comes along that is simply indescribable - mainly due to the fact that all you can think about is that one scene where Josh Gad pulls his pants down, shovels piles of dirt into his mouth, and proceeds to shoot it OUT OF HIS ASS. But what else do you expect from a Tony award nominated thespian? It’s the DPOM that's got us all begging for more, Artemis Fowl!

Oh boy, you’d think an animated George of the Jungle movie would have a few more jokes and a lot less murder. But hey, maybe the humor in this one is just too sophisticated for anyone to pick up on. Maybe in twenty more years all this tragedy will look a lot more like comedy, and we’ll all owe Phil Collins an apology. It’s Disney’s Tarzan!

Oh boy, you’d think an animated George of the Jungle movie would have a few more jokes and a lot less murder. But hey, maybe the humor in this one is just too sophisticated for anyone to pick up on. Maybe in twenty more years all this tragedy will look a lot more like comedy, and we’ll all owe Phil Collins an apology. It’s Disney’s Tarzan!

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… The second trilogy in a trilogy of trilogies finally comes to an end. And all we really have to show for it is one good joke ten seconds in and the key to getting Richard to kill any child of your choice. But hey, maybe that’s enough for some people. So get ready to hide your kids and to hide your wives, as its Disney Dunces: Episode LX - Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith!

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… The second trilogy in a trilogy of trilogies finally comes to an end. And all we really have to show for it is one good joke ten seconds in and the key to getting Richard to kill any child of your choice. But hey, maybe that’s enough for some people. So get ready to hide your kids and to hide your wives, as its Disney Dunces: Episode LX - Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith!

What happens when a corporate Twitter account reaches out to a bunch of celebrities to comment on a film that they were in over seventeen years ago, and none of them bother to reply? In a perfect world, nothing at all, and we would all just go about our day as usual. Sadly though, the year is 2020 and the world is far from perfect. It’s Disney's 20th Century Fox’s Cheaper by the Dozen!

What happens when a corporate Twitter account reaches out to a bunch of celebrities to comment on a film that they were in over seventeen years ago, and none of them bother to reply? In a perfect world, nothing at all, and we would all just go about our day as usual. Sadly though, the year is 2020 and the world is far from perfect. It’s Disney's 20th Century Fox’s Cheaper by the Dozen!

Do you ever look at someone and wonder, “What is going on inside their head?” Well wonder no more, idiots, as the fine folks at Pixar laid it all out for us over five years ago. But if you’re still having a hard time grasping the concept, listen to these three nitwits dumb it down for you, perhaps a little too much. It’s Disney and Pixar’s Inside Out!