Disney Dunces

Kowabunga broskies! The Dunces are back in an all new format to bring you the exciting conclusion to the Teen Beach saga. Time has gone awry in Surfside City when the cast of Wet Side Story pay a visit. So come hang ten with the boys while they discuss how kissing cousins become new acquaintances. It’s Ellen Degeneres’s Teen Beach 2! Incest free since 20-1-3!

Elsa of Arendelle. Josh Gad’s LeFou. Cyclops Cop. Those two boys that kissed in the background of that one episode of “Star vs The Forces of Evil”. There is much debate when it comes to Disney’s first openly gay character, but luckily we can all agree on Disney’s first openly incestuous couple. It’s the tongue in cheek DCOM that couldn't get away with it, Ellen Degeneres’s Teen Beach Movie! (Wait, shit, when did High School Musical come out again?)

Elsa of Arendelle. Josh Gad’s LeFou. Cyclops Cop. Those two boys that kissed in the background of that one episode of “Star vs The Forces of Evil”. There is much debate when it comes to Disney’s first openly gay character, but luckily we can all agree on Disney’s first openly incestuous couple. It’s the tongue in cheek DCOM that couldn't get away with it, Ellen Degeneres’s Teen Beach Movie! (Wait, shit, when did High School Musical come out again?)

Listen up maggots, because it's time for a pop quiz! What exactly makes Hilary Duff the Goku of this film? Who makes the Iceman cometh? Which Dunce is definitely going to prison after this one? If you don’t know the answers, be grateful that this quiz is open-podcast. Military school is back in session and hamboning is on the menu! It’s the Disney Channel Original Movie, Cadet Kelly!

Listen up maggots, because it's time for a pop quiz! What exactly makes Hilary Duff the Goku of this film? Who makes the Iceman cometh? Which Dunce is definitely going to prison after this one? If you don’t know the answers, be grateful that this quiz is open-podcast. Military school is back in session and hamboning is on the menu! It’s the Disney Channel Original Movie, Cadet Kelly!

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… Three Dunces set off to provide in-depth coverage of every Star Wars film in Disney’s lexicon, and three movies in, that journey finally begins. It’s just a shame none of them actually watch this one, but fear not! For in troubled times, one can always look to the hymns of yore to guide the way! It’s Disney Dunces: Episode L - Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace!

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… Three Dunces set off to provide in-depth coverage of every Star Wars film in Disney’s lexicon, and three movies in, that journey finally begins. It’s just a shame none of them actually watch this one, but fear not! For in troubled times, one can always look to the hymns of yore to guide the way! It’s Disney Dunces: Episode L - Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace!

Awww snap, it's time to once again get down and nerdy with the Dunces! This week the boys cover every dweeby delight from alchemy to anime, and topics well outside that scope because we know you poindexters are going to try to point out how small of a range that actually is. So roll those D20s and draw your Pot of Greeds, losers - it’s Disney and Pixar’s Onward!