Disney Dunces

Awww snap, it's time to once again get down and nerdy with the Dunces! This week the boys cover every dweeby delight from alchemy to anime, and topics well outside that scope because we know you poindexters are going to try to point out how small of a range that actually is. So roll those D20s and draw your Pot of Greeds, losers - it’s Disney and Pixar’s Onward!

Girl's dad has to do army. Girl pretends to be dad and goes into army. Girl defeats the Huns. Girl's grandma tries to steal girl's man. It's the P.F. Chang's of Disney animated classics, Mulan!

Girl's dad has to do army. Girl pretends to be dad and goes into army. Girl defeats the Huns. Girl's grandma tries to steal girl's man. It's the P.F. Chang's of Disney animated classics, Mulan!

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… The greatest prank in the known universe was pulled off without a hitch! (We’re not counting the expanded one so don’t even start.) And we’re here to cover this historic event, six years in the making! A man, a woman, a curtain, 50 of their closest friends, and one hideous mass of determination. Oh, and there's also some kind of space bear battle somewhere I guess... I don’t know, who cares. All that matters is the end of the middle is finally here! It’s Disney Dunces: Epsiode XLVI - Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi!

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… The greatest prank in the known universe was pulled off without a hitch! (We’re not counting the expanded one so don’t even start.) And we’re here to cover this historic event, six years in the making! A man, a woman, a curtain, 50 of their closest friends, and one hideous mass of determination. Oh, and there's also some kind of space bear battle somewhere I guess... I don’t know, who cares. All that matters is the end of the middle is finally here! It’s Disney Dunces: Epsiode XLVI - Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi!

Timmy is an average kid that no one understands, but that's because Timmy is a complete asshole and no one should take the time to get to know him. If anyone out there is blessed with the gift of child, please teach them to be the exact opposite of Timmy. Teach them how not to be a Failure. It’s Portland’s own Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made.

Timmy is an average kid that no one understands, but that's because Timmy is a complete asshole and no one should take the time to get to know him. If anyone out there is blessed with the gift of child, please teach them to be the exact opposite of Timmy. Teach them how not to be a Failure. It’s Portland’s own Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made.

Call 'em, beep 'em, if you wanna reach 'em - although you’re probably better off just listening to this episode, as one of the Dunces has developed a filthy disgusting habit of calling people out and naming names. You’ve been warned. It’s the alleged star-studded, live action Disney Channel Original Movie, based on the animated Disney Channel Original Series, "Kim Possible", it's Kim Possible! 

Call 'em, beep 'em, if you wanna reach 'em - although you’re probably better off just listening to this episode, as one of the Dunces has developed a filthy disgusting habit of calling people out and naming names. You’ve been warned. It’s the alleged star-studded, live action Disney Channel Original Movie, based on the animated Disney Channel Original Series, "Kim Possible", it's Kim Possible! 

Well guys, this is sadly the most erotic and perverse film that Walt Disney ever got his grubby little hands on. We’re very disappointed in all of you degenerates who have seen this movie, and that goes double if you actually like this filth. And don’t even try to tell us that you watch it for the plot, because  we all know that there isn’t one to be found here! It’s Studio Ghibli’s classic cumming of age story, Kiki’s Delivery Service!