Disney Dunces

It used to be that when Disney felt like releasing a subpar sequel to one of its animated hits, they’d have the courtesy of just farting it out on Disney VHS and DVD so that you could enjoy it from the comfort of your own home. But I guess when you give those films an actual budget and keep the original cast, they start to expect people to pay the full price of admission to make up the difference. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Disney's Frozen II.  

Listen up bitches and uhhh... male dogs? Get ready to split your spaghetti and pucker up on this wonderful bella notte, because Disney+ has finally arrived! And what better way to celebrate than to listen to the Dunces cover an exclusive direct-to-streaming service live action remake of the beloved classic that everyone remembers fully and completely. It’s Lady and the Tramp, now with 99.9% less racist caricatures!

Listen up bitches and uhhh... male dogs? Get ready to split your spaghetti and pucker up on this wonderful bella notte, because Disney+ has finally arrived! And what better way to celebrate than to listen to the Dunces cover an exclusive direct-to-streaming service live action remake of the beloved classic that everyone remembers fully and completely. It’s Lady and the Tramp, now with 99.9% less racist caricatures!

Had we covered The Little Mermaid prior to this episode, this is the part where we would just copy and paste that description, sprinkle in a few new words here and there, and create a disgusting Frankenstein monstrosity of a description. But instead, we guess we'll just leave it to The Wonderful World of Disney™️, it's The Wonderful World of Disney Presents The Little Mermaid Live!

Had we covered The Little Mermaid prior to this episode, this is the part where we would just copy and paste that description, sprinkle in a few new words here and there, and create a disgusting Frankenstein monstrosity of a description. But instead, we guess we'll just leave it to The Wonderful World of Disney™️, it's The Wonderful World of Disney Presents The Little Mermaid Live!

Alright, so this is a little awkward... it’s almost like the Dunces went to podcast school and none of them got sent to the corner. They talk about the movie, they talk about the songs, and they even cover the plausibility of fan theories that span across Disney’s extended universe. I mean okay, there might just be one little thing about troll gods, but hey, pobody’s nerfect. So join us in this no frills, just chills episode covering Disney’s break out hit, Frozen! Expect expectations to be subverted.

Alright, so this is a little awkward... it’s almost like the Dunces went to podcast school and none of them got sent to the corner. They talk about the movie, they talk about the songs, and they even cover the plausibility of fan theories that span across Disney’s extended universe. I mean okay, there might just be one little thing about troll gods, but hey, pobody’s nerfect. So join us in this no frills, just chills episode covering Disney’s break out hit, Frozen! Expect expectations to be subverted.

Listen up bitches, because it’s time for witches. And we’re talking REAL witches here, none of that make-believe J.K. Rowling level poppycockery. So grab the nearest virgin and have them light your blackest flame, because the Sanderson Sisters are coming to town! It’s Hocus Pocus!

Listen up bitches, because it’s time for witches. And we’re talking REAL witches here, none of that make-believe J.K. Rowling level poppycockery. So grab the nearest virgin and have them light your blackest flame, because the Sanderson Sisters are coming to town! It’s Hocus Pocus!

Fall is here, Fall is here, it’s a wonderful time of year! That’s right, people! The air is crisper, the days are shorter, and the boys are finally ripe for the picking. So join the Dunces as they celebrate yet another bountiful harvest at the second happiest place on Earth, Dark’s Pandemonium Carnival! Just ignore that pricking of your thumbs, because it’s time for the family friendly fall classic, Something Wicked This Way Comes!