Dispatches from the Weird

Howdy Kids!  Get ready for another heaping helping of horror goodness from you pals Lono and Ian.  We’ve got the normal bits including a recast featuring one of the lankiest bastards of the horror realm, Pumpkinhead! We’ve also got some groovy tunes and all the other goodies you’ve come to expect from us, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

And don’t forget to send us some love/feedback at [email protected]!

“Get yo shit ate.”

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Got a real scorcher for you this time kiddies! Things go back to normal as we are sans special guest this week but never fear, we’ve got all kinds of goodies for ya. The main highlight being our surprisingly robust recast of one of John Carpenter’s most disturbing and underrated tales. Followed up by a gangly FMK, a diminutive Versus, and so much more to get your nethers all aflutter. So tune in, enjoy, and we’ll be back soon with all kinds of things to fill your hearts with glee next time!

Also, don’t forget to give us a shoutout on our WBD Facebook page or shoot us a message at [email protected]

“Dick Miller is: the calliope.”

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You’ve lucked out again kiddies! We’ve got another guest this week and this time it’s *gasp* a woman! Yes the brownie queen herself, Sam is in to share her wisdom and chuckle to herself as she quietly judges we two horror nerds. We go through our usual bits, recast a Sam Raimi classic, and wrap it up with Sam and Ian tackling a chilling new movie pitch.

And for the love of sweet Zombie Christ, don’t forget to send your ideas , praises, and curses to us at [email protected]

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HOLY SHIT.  Dispatches from the Weird is BACK with a BRAND NEW season.  In this action packed season opener we discuss the History of Dispatches and Church of the Holy Weirdo.  We let you in on our artistic process as filmmakers.  We discuss all the future movie ideas that are floating around in the ether of our collective minds.  We also play a hilarious new game, and go apeshit over a stupid fucking Buzzfeed video about women asking stereotypical questions that don’t make any sense.

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Salutations faithful horror junkies and welcome back to another episode of We Belong Dead! We’ve got a very special episode for you as it’s not only our 25th, but we have a very special guest this week: Mr. Corey Loomis himself, Steven! We go through the tried and true bits that you love so dearly while doing a retrospective on a series that’s very close to our guest’s putrid little heart. So sit back, relax, and relish the fact that you have someone else’s voice besides Lono and Ian. Also, as always, don’t forget to give us some feedback on our Facebook page or at [email protected]

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