Dispatches from the Weird

Happy Halloween, you nasty bastards.  Ben and Richie pop out an epic piece of podcast gold in this special, annual, sexual, Halloween SPOOKFUCKULAR!  The blob remake is watched and discussed at full length.  Gooey blob bits devouring fleshy bodies.  Mocking Jay doritos are devoured by Ben at blob-like speeds.  Richie defends rambunctious, destructive teens.  And a special visit from a Midjun Vampire!

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Special guests up in this episode!  We are joined by special guest Ian from Rijcast, and studio audience Pink Ranger.  Ben details his experiences at a basement tatoo party.  Richie is introduced to the glory of Midi files.  Ben cries about his beard envy, and the Ghostbusters Midi file trivia game is played.  This time around the prize is evil.  Evil beyond evil.

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In the shadowy distance, under a crimson red moon, the rebellious hollerin’ of 3 warriors approaching echoes. As they trudge along the swampy darkness, leaving in their wake, scorched earth and shattered hearts, the “innocent” among us weep, as the sinners grin in wicked wicked abandon…

No wait…

…oh damn.

#KokomoDrifter

That’s my bad. Turns out Lono’s ridiculously stoned, Ben finally speaks on CwtW (about one of his favorite subjects, CUSTOM TOYS!), and Joe Whiteford remains his cool and hilarious self as…

HARLEY (MUTHAFUCKIN’) POE RETURNS AS THE FIRST EVA 2-TIME GUEST!!!

The multi-faceted Joe Whiteword once again graces us with his enigmatic presence, and delivers ALL the upcoming news about Harley Poe, his bad-ass custom figure and sculpting ventures, and most things in-between! But more than that, this is a fun, rambling, silly, goofy and sexy as fuck podcast with 3 pals talking about movies, music, art, and giving each other enough proverbial shit to start a proverbial shit FACTORY!

So crank up yer copy of Pagan Holiday, roll up a #, and come chill with yer 3 beasties, Lono, Ben, and Joe!

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In this episode we are joined by the infamous Walt Winfrey, champion of nipple clamps, who helps us jump through the podcast hoops of peril as we discuss such great topics as depression, the death of Rob Williams, Ice bucket challenges, chip clips on dicks, and the underground culture growing behind the e-cigarette.  We also play the newly re-named “Vince McMahon You’re fired Trivia Game”.

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Love keeps us together in this episode as frequent contributer Aaron joins us for this night’s debauchery.  Lono reviews the new horror app sensation called “The Crypt”.  We discuss the horror and terror of finding snakes.  Lono lists all the many times he’s seen naked black people.  And we geek out over the Dune move that never was.  So kick back and listen to this sexy piece of podcast ass.  Who knows…maybe you’ll get lucky.

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WE BELONG DEAD: Ep. 1

At long last, the maiden voyage of a podcast series 36 years in the making, lifelong horror-geek and self-proclaimed small-town podcast mogul, Lono, now unearths for the masses his first ever horror-ONLY podcast, “We Belong Dead”!!! Taking on a new co-pilot every show, Lono will guide you through the good, the bad, the bad-good,the bad-bad and the “seriously this is not good” of horror news, upcoming releases in film, home video, literature, art, music and even the occasional game! But he doesn’t stop there, adding in well-crafted, artisan top 3 questions, musical interludes, and macabre games, the sinister Lord Lono strives to make this truly a horror podcast FOR the Horror geeks BY the horror geeks! Episode 1’s co-pilot is a seasoned horror fan you know and love from RIJcast, and Episode ? of Radio: LONO, it is none other than the Mighty Ian!!!

So come on in, and we will to!

ENJOY!

And raise a glass “to a new world of gods and monsters!”

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In this episode we ask you tome come sail away with us to another world were we can rely on eachother. Uh huh. From one corner to another. Uh huh. We also discuss the rappings of former rapper Pras, and the cookie monster-like rhymes of the late great Ol’ Dirty Bastard. Lono calls out pregnant women for being lazy. Ben questions the proper amount of spooge to spooge. We also discuss just how doctors go about making Vaginas. Listen and enjoy.

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You know him…you tolerate him…And now he’s in the studio with Lono, spinning some of his own favorite tracks to get all you sinners shakin’ and squealin’!!! That’s right, this week the infrequent Carl joins Lono to co-pilot you through the grime and muck that makes up the music we here in the bunker just can’t live without! All yer favorite staples are here INCLUDING a sing-a-long, as Carl proves that he is FAR more brave than Ian as he joins Lono in belting out a number or two! Again the track list for this week’s soundtrack is being kept in the vault, but I promise it is both cheesy AND fantastic! So crank up yer device, pop yer buds in and feast on some rambling and some damned fine tunes found ONLY right here on Radio: LONO!

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