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2:30 – We’re going to call the gay party line today! Manhole Introduction

4:28 – As soon as I opened up Skype a scammy Indian pharmacy called me. So I try and order some erection medication

11:51 Let’s call the Man Hole and listen to all of the sex freaks looking for a good time

22:04 – Adam and Eve is sponsoring DV! Get 50% Off just about any item and get a free sex swing AND free shipping. Just remember to use promo code: FREAK

25:04 – One man bought a van and drives it up and down the country, masturbating for needy women.

29:30 – A drug mule gave birth to a bouncing bouquet of marijuana

31:58 – Hipsters are going to love the newest superfood: cockroach milk! AGGHHH.

34:59 – Voicemails!

 

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Win one of two Super Nintendo Classics!

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On Today’s Show:

Watch The Gluttonous Slob Devour A Sausage Gravy Soaked Chicken

Crazy Right Wing Royal Race Talk

ALERT: We’ve got a freak in need –

Help Jessica get medical testing! You might just win a year Sideshow membership. Just pledge at least $7 – Read more about it here

Win one of two Super Nintendo Classics!

I’m thanking you freaks for hanging in there while I moved my life down to Cincinnati with an easy giveaway. Just rate and review DV on iTunes, Stitcher, or any other prominent podcast directory, or just STD (Spread the Distortion) and get some new potential freaks listening to the show. E-mail me with what you’ve done and you might just win. Details are on today’s show!

 

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On Today’s Show:

Check out Podcast Factor

ALERT: We’ve got a freak in need –

Help Jessica get medical testing! You might just win a year Sideshow membership. Just pledge at least $7 – Read more about it here

Win one of two Super Nintendo Classics!

I’m thanking you freaks for hanging in there while I moved my life down to Cincinnati with an easy giveaway. Just rate and review DV on iTunes, Stitcher, or any other prominent podcast directory, or just STD (Spread the Distortion) and get some new potential freaks listening to the show. E-mail me with what you’ve done and you might just win. Details are on today’s show!

A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page

ALERT: We’ve got a freak in need –

Help Jessica get medical testing! You might just win a year Sideshow membership. Just pledge at least $7 – Read more about it here

Win one of two Super Nintendo Classics!

I’m thanking you freaks for hanging in there while I moved my life down to Cincinnati with an easy giveaway. Just rate and review DV on iTunes, Stitcher, or any other prominent podcast directory, or just STD (Spread the Distortion) and get some new potential freaks listening to the show. E-mail me with what you’ve done and you might just win. Details are on today’s show!

A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page

ALERT: We’ve got a freak in need –

Help Jessica get medical testing! You might just win a year Sideshow membership. Just pledge at least $7 – Read more about it here

Win one of two Super Nintendo Classics!

I’m thanking you freaks for hanging in there while I moved my life down to Cincinnati with an easy giveaway. Just rate and review DV on iTunes, Stitcher, or any other prominent podcast directory, or just STD (Spread the Distortion) and get some new potential freaks listening to the show. E-mail me with what you’ve done and you might just win. Details are on today’s show!

A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page

ALERT: We’ve got a freak in need –

Help Jessica get medical testing! You might just win a year Sideshow membership. Just pledge at least $7 – Read more about it here

Win one of two Super Nintendo Classics!

I’m thanking you freaks for hanging in there while I moved my life down to Cincinnati with an easy giveaway. Just rate and review DV on iTunes, Stitcher, or any other prominent podcast directory, or just STD (Spread the Distortion) and get some new potential freaks listening to the show. E-mail me with what you’ve done and you might just win. Details are on today’s show!

 

A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page

ALERT: We’ve got a freak in need –

Help Jessica get medical testing! You might just win a year Sideshow membership. Just pledge at least $7 – Read more about it here

Win one of two Super Nintendo Classics!

I’m thanking you freaks for hanging in there while I moved my life down to Cincinnati with an easy giveaway. Just rate and review DV on iTunes, Stitcher, or any other prominent podcast directory, or just STD (Spread the Distortion) and get some new potential freaks listening to the show. E-mail me with what you’ve done and you might just win. Details are on today’s show!

On Today’s Show:

0:00 – Corey from Butt Fudge Sundae’s amazing Eat Da Poo Poo / We Will Rock You Mashup

2:27 – Is Shirley Q. Liquor racist?

7:21 – Insane or mentally retarded girl has a lot to say during sex

9:26 – New genres of music sweeping across Japan: Japanoise and Baby Metal

11:20 – Back to the very verbal crazy lady getting nailed by a dude

14:51 – A young pastor thinks all atheists are Coca-Cola drinking GAMERS.

 

The News:

20:35 – ALERT: We’ve got a freak in need – Help Jessica get medical testing! You might just win a year Sideshow membership. Just pledge at least $7 – Read more about it here

28:39- Crabs were catching a ride on the Toronto subway

32:30 – All natural vagina whitening tips may just make your pussy blow up (in a rash…or thrush)

37:54 – Voicemails!

A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page

Win one of two Super Nintendo Classics!

I’m thanking you freaks for hanging in there while I moved my life down to Cincinnati with an easy giveaway. Just rate and review DV on iTunes, Stitcher, or any other prominent podcast directory, or just STD (Spread the Distortion) and get some new potential freaks listening to the show. E-mail me with what you’ve done and you might just win. Details are on today’s show!

On Today’s Show:

0:00 – A new Distorted View Test of Patience!

2:43 – I think I have brain cancer or just really bad allergies.

8:16 – The Meth PSA from the 90’s was one in a series! I’ve got a heroin jingle for you today

11:44 – It’s time to fire up that blackulator caucasiatron for another round of BLACK AND WHITE!

 

The News:

30:00 – A little girl was jumping on her bed and fell out the window. Tim handles this story with grace and sympathy.

33:15- Sniffing glue dressed as a pirate – LIFE GOALS.

35:50 – Next time you have a runny nose, just know that it might be YOUR BRAIN LEAKING

38:31 – Voicemails!

A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page

Win one of two Super Nintendo Classics!

I’m thanking you freaks for hanging in there while I moved my life down to Cincinnati with an easy giveaway. Just rate and review DV on iTunes, Stitcher, or any other prominent podcast directory, or just STD (Spread the Distortion) and get some new potential freaks listening to the show. E-mail me with what you’ve done and you might just win. Details are on today’s show!