On Today’s Show

Introduction

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Calls From Narcissists

2:22.448

Victoria Secret Karen Update

12:57.984

Pennywise Is Real And Will Stab You In The Asshole

14:22.444

From Cat Fucking To Communist Propaganda

17:47.660

Kicked Off A Cruise Due To COVID

22:25.835

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26:19.940

Accusing A Stranger Of Stealing Your Phone

27:43.347

Celebrating With A Flare Up The Butt

32:49.209

Pickle Pumping In The Pooper

37:01.865

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Introduction

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Marvel Vs. DC / Exclusive Wonder Woman Clip

3:26.118

Incel Marshal Mathers Mashup

13:41.154

Racist Temper Tantrum At Victoria Secret

16:26.413

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26:14.468

Satan’s Cosmetic Surgey Woes

27:47.140

Sex As A Cure For COVID?

32:31.171

TikTok Star Goes In Bareback

38:26.500

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43:08.978

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Introduction

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My Next Million Dollar Idea

2:07.316

Trans-Focused Hygiene Products

6:05.000

The Gamestop Ma’am Has Met Her Soulmate

9:15.364

Alexyss K. Tylor Is Possessed / Covid Tongue

11:00.510

Devon’s Chinese Food Didn’t Sit Well With Him

19:16.256

Crazy Woman Phlegms Up The Local News

20:24.963

Semen Retention and Scrotum Pores

23:08.459

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28:49.445

Grilled Cheese Mockery

30:20.512

Running Dozens Of Red Lights As Revenge

35:24.393

Screaming Pot Vomits

38:10.254

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

42:54.175

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Introduction

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Tim Shouldn’t Give Stock Advice

1:36.070

Do Not Invest In Gyms

4:14.922

Gymaxxing Incel Gets Banned | WATCH HIM IN ACTION

6:45.101

STD Film Strips

18:31.574

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27:35.579

Proper Hotdog Fittings

28:54.250

The Gays Are Coming After Your Kids

36:46.741

Vegetarian Trauma At McDonalds

42:28.112

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

48:20.000

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On Today’s Show –

Introduction

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Power Outage And Heart Surge

1:48.735

Advice From A Mannequin Fucker

8:58.109

A Refreshing Clip Of A Racist Black Man

15:23.745

Anti-Vax Dolly Parton Parody

21:35.844

Become A True And Honorable Freak Today!

23:51.047

Trying To Squirt Out The Olympic Torch

25:20.744

Children’s Toy Sings About Cocaine And Suicide

30:17.560

UK’s Only Barbed Wire Collector

33:52.026

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

39:09.162

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On Today’s Show –

Due to storm related power and internet outage, today’s new show will be pushed back a little. Until then, enjoy this finely-aged classique edition of DV from 2010.

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On Today’s Show –

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Happy Birthday, America! You Looking Rough

1:03.853

The “Woke” Crowd Hates Independence Day

2:39.576

A Made-For-TV-Movie About A Dead Kid

5:47.643

80’s Commercial Announcers

8:25.359

Product With Letters And Numbers In Their Name

11:38.769

A New Screeching TikTok Has Been Found

13:47.444

Fecal Matter Vomitus

17:41.724

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

22:35.648

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Nonbinary Trans Racial

3:58.679

Racist Blink 182 Cover

12:31.215

Cheese Breath Dry Heaves

15:40.807

1980’s Police Cam Footage

17:07.955

Sign Up For The Sideshow (PLEASE!)

22:31.012

Bill Gates: Code Writing Pussy Hound

23:41.132

May I Offer My Penis To Comfort You?

26:51.352

He Loves Horses, Best Of All The Animals

29:25.304

4th Of July Stories Coming Soon!

36:21.055

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

38:41.818

 

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Introduction

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Sorry For The Delay!

2:20.058

Dating Advice From An Idiot

6:45.245

Warning: Bloody Nastiness Ahead

14:30.013

Cutting Out Cheek Fat To Fit In Your Helmet

15:17.383

Jessie Lee Peterson Plugs White History Month

19:38.922

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26:13.744

A Secret Forest Of Naked Women

27:18.316

Spiked Ice Cream! Gets Sloshed On Soft Serve!

31:53.863

Shark Attack In The Sky

35:57.164

Voicemail: 206-666-4463 / Ending

40:34.976

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On Today’s Show –

Introduction

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Meade Skelton At The Doomsday Prepper Convention

2:03.807

Semen Retention: Hoarding Your Spunk Supply

11:22.529

Dissecting The F-Word

18:30.376

Gold Digger Wants Her Ex To Keep Paying For Her Lifestyle

24:07.771

Justin Bieber Confronts Annoying Fans

27:37.217

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30:25.143

Ring-O Cock Rings

31:26.921

Tiddlywink Lodged In Her Hole

34:39.838

Spicy Chicken Shootout

38:37.009

Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

41:25.591

 

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