What if Disney had a mobile, floating theme park?

Well, italmostdid.

In this episode of Distory, we navigate through the origins of Disney's cruise line, starting with Walt Disney's voyages in the 1930s and 40s. After discussing the Jack Wrather Disneyland Hotel fiasco and taking a quick jaunt on the RMS Queen Mary and the Spruce Goose, we set sail on a "magical" Big Red Boat, find out why Michael Eisner wanted to start an exclusive Disney cruise line, and discover what makes the ships so unique both in design and function. Kate also geeks out about paint colors and Kirk spends some time at the midnight buffet, all in the shadow of our perpetual debate about Michael Eisner.

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Why was Body Wars so nauseating? And what was Disney's Self-Care Carousel?

In this episode of Distory, we live our best life revisiting Epcot's extinct attraction called Body Wars which once resided in the Wonders of Life pavilion. We dig deep into the 1978 roller coaster concepts by Rolly Crump before shrinking ourselves down to explore the inner workings of Epcot's first-ever thrill ride. After some discussion of some classic 80s movies, we find ourselves wondering about the (somewhat) abandoned pavilion, and Kirk gives the world's best impression of the (also extinct) Universe of Energy, just for fun.

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What did this failed attraction give us in the Disney parks? And what was it going to be before it became Rocket Rods?

In this episode of Distory, we rev up (and then suddenly slow down, again... and again...) as we navigate the ride that replaced a beloved Tomorrowland classic in Disneyland. To understand its checkered past, we dig deep into the history of the Rocket Rods, learning its former names, concepts, and even some Sherman Brothers music that was borrowed (mangled?) along the way. As we ride the road to tomorrow, Kate also tries not to debate Eisner again with Kirk... not completely successfully.

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Are there really pieces of an extinct attraction hidden in Epcot?

And how did a disastrous Imagineering programming fail become an iconic part of Food Rocks?

In this episode of Distory, we revisit two former edutainment shows of the Land pavilion in Epcot, Kitchen Kabaret and Food Rocks. After identifying the colorful cast of characters in the kitchen, we try to hold it together (and sing a few food-based tunes) as we cook up some history and fun facts about these two unique musical revues.

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What countries were considered for Epcot's world showcase?

And what country do you *actually* start in to go around the world?

In this episode of Distory, we explore the 18 (19? 20?) lost countries of Epcot's world showcase. From roller coasters to restaurants and LEGO boat rides, many concepts through the years were considered but few made it to the finish line. We also discover some ideas that found a second home in Animal Kingdom and go on some tangents reminiscing about our own bizarre adventures around the world.

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When is an omnimover not an omnimover?

And what is a Doom Buggy, really?

In this episode of Distory with Kate & Kirk, we move through the invention and evolution of Disney's unique ride vehicle, the Omnimover. From its humble beginnings in the Ford Magic Skyway to its current iterations in the Disney parks, we debate what really makes an omnimover an omnimover, dig up a few fascinating obscure facts, and discuss Walt's rocky relationship with Henry Ford II. Kate also comments on why Bob Gurr doesn't like Spaceship Earth, and Kirk finds a never-built Epcot attraction in one of his favorite pavilions.

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What is the best barker bird in all of Disney History?This episode of Distory is truly for the birds, but we have no egrets when it comes to choosing our favorite Disney barker bird of all time. Kate defends Juan, the Tiki Room barker bird, while Kirk is on team Peg Leg Pete from the Pirates of the Caribbean. As we fly through this episode, we find some hidden secrets in their punny scripts and discuss the purpose of our fine feathered friends. Kate finds some im-peck-able throwbacks to some classic music, but toucan play that game as Kirk gets salty about a unique Distory parrot connection.

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Disney history. Hilarious puns. Hidden tributes. This library has them ALL.In this final episode in our Jungle Cruise series, we spend some time browsing the bookshelves in the Jungle Navigation Co. LTD. Skipper Canteen with former Imagineer Skipper Kevin Lively as our guide. Not only are these books filled with jokes and references to Disney history & Imagineers, but they also hold many meaningful stories of Kevin's friends & family. These bookshelves are a celebration of all the people who made Adventureland what it is today. So raise a glass with us and toast Kungaloosh! to the Jungle Cruise, and then get out. We're sorry, that was rude. Please get out.

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What is a Runconocerus and why is it in the Skipper Canteen's secret meeting room?

In this episode of Distory, we continue to explore all the nooks and crannies of The Jungle Cruise Navigation Co. LTD Skipper Canteen restaurant in the Magic Kingdom. We start our tour in the Falls family parlor with an artifact from a lost attraction, a nod to the Macaudios on the ceiling, some unfortunate macaronies, and a tale about what happened to Slappy from the Adventurers Club. We then pull on the Jungle Book and head into S.E.A.'s secret meeting room, where we face some mythical beasts, learn a little about the founding members, & ask some questions about Albert Falls's ethics.

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What remnants from Adventureland Veranda still exist in the Skipper Canteen? And what hidden secrets are tucked in the corners of the crew's mess hall?

In this episode of Distory with Kate & Kirk, we cruise on into the Jungle Navigation Co. LTD Skipper Canteen for part one of exploring this unique space in the Magic Kingdom. After discussing the history of Adventureland Veranda, we check out some tributes to former Jungle Cruise Imagineers, unearth a few references to S.E.A., and spend way too much time staring at the skipper's bulletin board. We also get a little nostalgic about our journey as creators and Kirk accepts Kate's obsessive need to check all the boxes.

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