Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.

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Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.

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Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: https://tiltify.com/@tiltify-impact-fund/lawildfires.

As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.

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Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...

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There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.

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It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.

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New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.

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Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...

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Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.

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[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]

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